Urine Therapy / Orin Therapy Megathread - or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Inject Urine Into My Bloodstream

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Not A Cat Person said:
Here's @Certifiedhealthnut Troy Casey Sedona, Master Teacher of Orin Therapy, showing off his two-year-aged urine to some hippie spiritualists and talking about how he puts it up his ass to get rid of (possibly real, possibly imagined) parasites. They visibly and audibly gag. It's a half-hour video, but the part I'm talking about starts at 25:30.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_9CMQ9YE3Js:1530
This guy seems like quite the character: https://x.com/mrhealthnut
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This guy is memeing. He's fucking with us, he was fucking with the camera crew and he's lying and he doesnt actually do this. I don't have any evidence for this but the alternative is believing that these people exist and my brain cannot cope with that thought
 
BiggestBuford said:
This guy is memeing. He's fucking with us, he was fucking with the camera crew and he's lying and he doesnt actually do this. I don't have any evidence for this but the alternative is believing that these people exist and my brain cannot cope with that thought
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yeah I grew up around these types of new age people they believe plenty of completely and utterly insane things ever heard of on schooling I could make an entire thread dedicated to those weirdos.
They basically believe if you leave kids alone they're generally just gonna teach themselves there's a word for that it's called neglect
 
BiggestBuford said:
This guy is memeing. He's fucking with us, he was fucking with the camera crew and he's lying and he doesnt actually do this. I don't have any evidence for this but the alternative is believing that these people exist and my brain cannot cope with that thought
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It's pretty obvious he's just taking the piss.
 
Heavy Metal Kiki said:
In an extreme situation where you're already dehydrated, drinking your urine will dehydrate you further. It's worse than drinking sea water. If you have a lot of water beforehand, it's better than drinking sea water.

View attachment 6560727I gagged so hard. I hope all humans involved here die a horrible death.

It is animal abuse. Feeding an animal human waste falls under neglect and injury (it will eventually make them very sick). I'm pretty sure no lab would be able to get a research study greenlit with the premise of feeding a dog or a cat human waste.
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That bitch should be locked up for animal abuse. That said the first thing I thought of when I saw that post is this:
Just replace ragnar with a dog. White girls and dogs just went in a horrifying new direction

That said we better be careful about this thread. If these nuts find out about it we could have a piss jug war on our hands:

and you thought it was bad when people showed up spamming gay porn

Cats said:
My favorite pet theory is that this is all a joke some small group of people made up, like the microwave iphone deal, and spread around the internet. Some people found it and were stupid enough to believe the health benefits were real, and it snowballed into this huge community of like minded idiots.

I mean this had to start as a joke...how else do you explain the "you have to drink the piss through your nose" lore that I keep seeing from these people lol. Tell me that wasn't thought up by a troll.
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It really wouldn't surprise me if it was a troll job that a bunch of idiots jumped on, or that some idiot started it who actually believed it. But I am curious just how far a person could push it with looney bs that people would believe. Like telling these idiots you'll get better results if you use hormone filled piss from ovulating sheep and filter it through a charged crystal. You have to wonder how many of them would believe it. I mean if they'll snort it and put aged piss drops in their eyes before staring into the sun it can't be too hard to get them to believe anything
 
Yukako said:
I regret reading this thread after eating. Imagine visiting your friend's house and finding out they horde bottles of fermented piss. :cryblood:
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My first thought would be "neckbeard" and until this thread I never would have considered UT therapy as an option let alone a real thing people do.
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WonderWino said:
It really wouldn't surprise me if it was a troll job that a bunch of idiots jumped on
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Same thing that happened with Qanon.
 
Only time I can kinda understand ingesting piss is if you're trying to do an at home diabetes test. Still disgusting, but at least that's an actual way diabetes was diagnosed prior to modern medicine. These nuts would try curing the beetus with piss, wouldn't they?
Soup ‘n’ Salad said:
Misread that as “smoking” and was mortified at the implications, but the subsequent nebulizer photo indicated that my subconscious wasn’t too far off. HORRIFIC stuff. 10/10
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Made me think of that Cheech and Chong scene where they smoke a dog turd.
 
Something that I still don't understand is what exactly they think urine does for them? Do they have a general post or wiki where they explain why they have to drink piss, snort it, inject it, pour it into their eyes? I get that they think it heals wounds and infections, but they're not just pouring pee into their sores. They take that shit every day and in every way. The few posts that kind of asked just got told "it does everything, use it however you like" as an answer.

Also I always laugh at people who go "the smell goes away after a while". Nope. They got used to the smell so they don't smell it anymore. Never believe any of these motherfuckers that talk about not showering or not using deodorant or shampoo (and I guess soaking themselves in piss now) and how they smelled bad for a few days but then the smell stopped "because muh detox"... THEY STILL FUCKING STINK. GUARANTEED.
 
JelloJerk said:
Something that I still don't understand is what exactly they think urine does for them? Do they have a general post or wiki where they explain why they have to drink piss, snort it, inject it, pour it into their eyes? I get that they think it heals wounds and infections, but they're not just pouring pee into their sores. They take that shit every day and in every way. The few posts that kind of asked just got told "it does everything, use it however you like" as an answer.
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Looking into it a bit, it seems common excuses include the concept that urine has a lot of 'vital elements' or non-waste-products in it that are excreted along with the waste, and also that drinking your own piss or rubbing it into your eyes/skin and re-introducing already-eliminated harmful things in it is good for your immune system. It's closely associated with fasting. Here's some quotes:

Flora Peschek-Bohmer Ph.D. and Gisela Schreiber at innerself.com said:
Urine comprises the sum of all the experiences that the body has had (much as our individual personalities comprise the sum of our experience). Records of disturbances, infections, diseases, and allergies are stored within our urine. If we confront our immune system with this information for a second time, we stimulate the construction of a (finally) effective defense. Urine therefore teaches the immune system a lesson.
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Coen Van Der Kroon - The Golden Fountain said:
Urine therapy can also be seen as a form of self-vaccination: certain bodily substances which have been removed from the body, some of which may have been produced as a result of illness, are reintroduced into the body in small amounts. These substances are re-absorbed into the blood through either the intestines or the skin. According to this hypothesis, the immune system is then given the chance to react appropriately... [also, by] drinking or massaging with urine, we possibly re-use and reabsorb a number of vitamins, amino acids, salts, hormones, etc. as nutrients.
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Johann Abele - Die Eigenharnbehandlung: nach Dr. med. Kurt Herz; Erfahurugen and Beobachtungen said:
[T]he question rises as to whether urine could possibly be considered to be a sort of liquid hologram. Once the body is made conscious of urine in an unconventional way (such as it being reintroduced into the body by intramuscular injection or by ingesting it), the whole organism evaluates it and subsequently updates its own regulating mechanisms.
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Not A Cat Person said:
Looking into it a bit, it seems common excuses include the concept that urine has a lot of 'vital elements' or non-waste-products in it that are excreted along with the waste, and also that drinking your own piss or rubbing it into your eyes/skin and re-introducing already-eliminated harmful things in it is good for your immune system. It's closely associated with fasting. Here's some quotes:
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So is the logic of the aging thing that the diseases fester and become stronger, so it's a more potent "vaccine"? Because aside from that, I can't think of any other reason (well, aside from general insanity).
 
JelloJerk said:
So is the logic of the aging thing that the diseases fester and become stronger, so it's a more potent "vaccine"? Because aside from that, I can't think of any other reason (well, aside from general insanity).
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No idea. There's a book called "Aged Urine - Discovery of the Century" by one Harry Matadeen but I wasn't able to easily find a PDF version and I'm not willing to spend money to find out.

Here's a video featuring that same author that might explain it:

 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
Still disgusting, but at least that's an actual way diabetes was diagnosed prior to modern medicine.
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You can also pour it on the ground near an ant hill and see if it's sugary enough for the ants to get into it. It takes longer but then you don't have to taste pee yourself.
 
Not A Cat Person said:
No idea. There's a book called "Aged Urine - Discovery of the Century" by one Harry Matadeen but I wasn't able to easily find a PDF version and I'm not willing to spend money to find out.

Here's a video featuring that same author that might explain it:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NRUEDxebQuM
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At about 4 minutes into the video, they start talking about a cracked tongue and how drinking urine helps. Seems like they've got diabetes. A cracked tongue is a symptom.

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