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I'd really like to see a more no holds barred type of documentary about Chris. Not purposefully antagonizing him but just presented in a way that's not kissing Chris's ass or gently touching on a subject that deserves to be straight up talked about.
Yeah, that is why I hate Chris documentaries. They leave a lot of important shit out and just seem to defend him. Plus they're just stupid as fuck, who wants to watch a 3 hour documentary on Chris of all people?
I'm sure others have already said it, but the Geno documentary series was in some ways a mistake, insofar as it glossed over some things, (as you said) and drew a lot of people into the CWCsphere who never read Sonichu, never read any CWCki lore, never sat through hours of original CWC videos on Youtube, but still think they know everything.
I completely agree with this, as well as the sentiment for most videos about CWC. Mike Clum however, I feel like he is the perfect person to make a documentary with Chris. It would be a real documentary rather than a glorified slideshow like Geno's series. It's a popular and polarizing subject that I'm sure he could cover fairly, and actually extract information from Chris or those close to him. It could be the Chris Chan VS. The Internet documentary that we never got, an actual documentary unlike the amateur videos on YouTube. If Clum's next subject is CWC, he has my blessing.
I don't know if anyone else has noticed this but, those Chris shots where taken on his home turf inside the new place Cadens got him shacked up in, someone has been inside the house.
Yes. The fact that he got his approval to go into his house seems pretty telling to me. Clum has been releasing unused scenes from the EDP documentary on his second channel and so far there's no more released Chris footage. Even the way Chris says his statement on EDP seems like he was briefly asked about it during an interview that was mainly focused on something else.
Also, Mike Clum is the CEO of Clum Creative which is based in Cleveland, Ohio. Perhaps Chris was paying him a visit?
That already exists on the CWCki, only it's in text form so one needs the patience to read it and think about it for oneself. In an age where most internet users are on TikTok and Insta Reels, that's less and less common.
I'm sure others have already said it, but the Geno documentary series was in some ways a mistake, insofar as it glossed over some things, (as you said) and drew a lot of people into the CWCsphere who never read Sonichu, never read any CWCki lore, never sat through hours of original CWC videos on Youtube, but still think they know everything.
Another documentary isn't needed, people just need to learn to research and read.
Yeah, that is why I hate Chris documentaries. They leave a lot of important shit out and just seem to defend him. Plus they're just stupid as fuck, who wants to watch a 3 hour documentary on Chris of all people?
The rise of YouTube "documentaries" is definitely catering to those who would rather not read.
I don't know if others have had the same experience as me, but I remember in school some of my classmates would always love it when teachers would allow them to make a video report for class assignments, and I hated it because it was so much more tedious than just sitting down and writing it out. But now all those "can we make a video instead?" kids are grown up and making YouTube doc slop.
I really liked the first few episodes of the Geno doc because they covered Chris' earliest days -- the way he became who he is. That's content that is often overlooked on the slop-docs that just want to laugh at Clyde Cash and the pickleman and Liquid Chris and whatnot. But as the series dragged on and turned into just reading Chris' tweets, I began to lose interest.
The only new CWC documentary that I would be interested in would involve interviews with those close to Chris. Sit down with Rocky Shoemaker or Anna McLerran or his teachers or Mary Lee Walsh or even Caden or Barb and ask some tough questions: What were you thinking at the time? Why did you do what you did? What did you think of Chris then, and what do you think of him now? I'm no journalist or documentarian, so I don't know the right questions to ask, but what I'd like to see out of such a documentary is information and perspectives that we don't already have.
J wouldn't even want to hear from Chris himself anymore. His brain is so fried that it's painful to even listen to him. That was proven in the GamerFromMars doc, and he's only gotten worse since then.
The only new CWC documentary that I would be interested in would involve interviews with those close to Chris. Sit down with Rocky Shoemaker or Anna McLerran or his teachers or Mary Lee Walsh or even Caden or Barb and ask some tough questions: What were you thinking at the time? Why did you do what you did? What did you think of Chris then, and what do you think of him now? I'm no journalist or documentarian, so I don't know the right questions to ask, but what I'd like to see out of such a documentary is information and perspectives that we don't already have.
Surprised no one has shared this yet, but Chris was spotted at a PetSmart today. (archive)
A couple interesting things… for one, I hope Chris doesn’t have a pet for its sake. But also, Chris is dressed quite normally, no medallion or anything are visible. No Flutter either.
Also, oh nyo. This was posted on a throwaway Reddit account that had been dormant for years, which is literally the purpose of throwaway accounts. Cue the Alex Jones conspiracy theories about these being staged.
Surprised no one has shared this yet, but Chris was spotted at a PetSmart today. (archive) View attachment 9420534
A couple interesting things… for one, I hope Chris doesn’t have a pet for its sake. But also, Chris is dressed quite normally, no medallion or anything are visible. No Flutter either.
Also, oh nyo. This was posted on a throwaway Reddit account that had been dormant for years, which is literally the purpose of throwaway accounts. Cue the Alex Jones conspiracy theories about these being staged.
Fuck me, even dressed like a man he looks like an old woman. Look at those jowls, those lips that have never smiled and are just drawn down. He looks like what he raped, frankly.
Fuck me, even dressed like a man he looks like an old woman. Look at those jowls, those lips that have never smiled and are just drawn down. He looks like what he raped, frankly.
Just found out that Mike is one of Geno’s Patrons, he must know that Geno has Chris covered. At the same time, a Chris doc from him would be very interesting.
Geno does a good job of objectively and plainly documenting Chris, almost to the point of boredom, so I welcome if someone has something new to say about Chris in the form of a documentary.
That being said, I think this Mike guy is an exploitative faggot who makes his money off really horrible people (like EDP) who don’t deserve any further publicity for their abhorrent actions.
Surprised no one has shared this yet, but Chris was spotted at a PetSmart today. (archive) View attachment 9420534
A couple interesting things… for one, I hope Chris doesn’t have a pet for its sake. But also, Chris is dressed quite normally, no medallion or anything are visible. No Flutter either.
Also, oh nyo. This was posted on a throwaway Reddit account that had been dormant for years, which is literally the purpose of throwaway accounts. Cue the Alex Jones conspiracy theories about these being staged.
I think the black thing in front is a generic critter keeper, typically used for containing very small pets like small invertebrates, or feeder insects. I wouldn't use it to store feed for a small mammal because the top is vented, it'll go stale faster and may annoy the animal with the scent.
So definitely a small mammal of some sort like a guinea pig or rabbit, maybe 2 but if she's only getting one mat it's probably just one and the second enclosure is for extra space.
Hopefully it's not for another kitten he kidnapped but still, poor animals. Or maybe the pets belong to Caden and he just used Chris as a delivery boy.
Surprised no one has shared this yet, but Chris was spotted at a PetSmart today. (archive) View attachment 9420534
A couple interesting things… for one, I hope Chris doesn’t have a pet for its sake. But also, Chris is dressed quite normally, no medallion or anything are visible. No Flutter either.
Also, oh nyo. This was posted on a throwaway Reddit account that had been dormant for years, which is literally the purpose of throwaway accounts. Cue the Alex Jones conspiracy theories about these being staged.
He looks so small these days. I always remember Chris seemingly to be larger than he actually is. Fuzzy pictures, cameras usually lower and pointing up at him, etc... These days, with his hunched over look, he's probably more like 5'6" looking as he waddles around. And as a lot of people has said, that's a rough 44 years old.
He looks so small these days. I always remember Chris seemingly to be larger than he actually is. Fuzzy pictures, cameras usually lower and pointing up at him, etc... These days, with his hunched over look, he's probably more like 5'6" looking as he waddles around. And as a lot of people has said, that's a rough 44 years old.
He was/is fat with a big head, and was usually alone in most videos or photos. And both Bob and Barb were noticeably shorter than him. Those factors put together made Classic Chris seem bigger than he was. Flutter being unusually short only continues this trend.
In the few pics that exist of Chris with weens, cops, or other randos, he looks more normal sized.
He was/is fat with a big head, and was usually alone in most videos or photos. And both Bob and Barb were noticeably shorter than him. Those factors put together made Classic Chris seem bigger than he was. Flutter being unusually short only continues this trend.
In the few pics that exist of Chris with weens, cops, or other randos, he looks more normal sized.
The fact that the new MLP series is coming out, it doesn’t have his favorite characters, it’s a YouTube exclusive, and we haven’t gotten a Chris tard-rage video making terroristic threats against hasbro tells me it’s truly over, boys. He’s on such heavy SSRIs he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall, he doesn’t care about anything.
The fact that the new MLP series is coming out, it doesn’t have his favorite characters, it’s a YouTube exclusive, and we haven’t gotten a Chris tard-rage video making terroristic threats against hasbro tells me it’s truly over, boys. He’s on such heavy SSRIs he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall, he doesn’t care about anything.
The fact that the new MLP series is coming out, it doesn’t have his favorite characters, it’s a YouTube exclusive, and we haven’t gotten a Chris tard-rage video making terroristic threats against hasbro tells me it’s truly over, boys. He’s on such heavy SSRIs he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall, he doesn’t care about anything.
Majority of his tard rage were when cabbage wasn't there for a while. She really does tamper things down. For example he would dress down for her after all.
He was/is fat with a big head, and was usually alone in most videos or photos. And both Bob and Barb were noticeably shorter than him. Those factors put together made Classic Chris seem bigger than he was. Flutter being unusually short only continues this trend.
In the few pics that exist of Chris with weens, cops, or other randos, he looks more normal sized.
The fact that the new MLP series is coming out, it doesn’t have his favorite characters, it’s a YouTube exclusive, and we haven’t gotten a Chris tard-rage video making terroristic threats against hasbro tells me it’s truly over, boys. He’s on such heavy SSRIs he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall, he doesn’t care about anything.
Hasbro made a face-saving comment about how Applejack and Rarity are supposedly going to 'come later' in what anybody possessing functional brain cells could see was not the original plan.
Though on the subject of ponies, it's not like Chris seems to have a consistent tone about it. After all, he showed up at Harmonycon back at the start of the year, dressed in a White Ranger costume, and was basically preaching his own self-fufillment gospel about trying to be better (read: do the bare minimum to try and make people actually like him while also still professing he is Jesus Christ).
Everfree Northwest is this weekend and so far he's a no-show, as usual. Next week is Mare Fair 4, which this year is at a Walt Disney World adjacent venue and thus easier to get to (through MEARS) from MCO. Curious to see if he'd try getting to that one, since Neighcon was a no-go despite being closer to Virginia, and it being Disney country means shit could get REALLY weird.
