Hopkinsville Goblin
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 30, 2021
Milhouse: Remember Applejack and Rarity? They're back, in glue form!And then there's the weird horomone treatments he'd been using for years. I can't imagine that's been great for his body long-term.
Hasbro made a face-saving comment about how Applejack and Rarity are supposedly going to 'come later' in what anybody possessing functional brain cells could see was not the original plan.
Though on the subject of ponies, it's not like Chris seems to have a consistent tone about it. After all, he showed up at Harmonycon back at the start of the year, dressed in a White Ranger costume, and was basically preaching his own self-fufillment gospel about trying to be better (read: do the bare minimum to try and make people actually like him while also still professing he is Jesus Christ).
Everfree Northwest is this weekend and so far he's a no-show, as usual. Next week is Mare Fair 4, which this year is at a Walt Disney World adjacent venue and thus easier to get to (through MEARS) from MCO. Curious to see if he'd try getting to that one, since Neighcon was a no-go despite being closer to Virginia, and it being Disney country means shit could get REALLY weird.
I would expect Chris's ban from Everfree to be permanent like the BABSCon one, although it has been five years and he never actually got convicted for the whole incest thing. Chris has expressed interest as recently as April 20, 2026
If Mare Fair 4 is associated with Disney World it's going to be expensive as all hell. Maybe Flutter could help him there, but I doubt it.
I looked up Neighcon. It's a convention for 18+ only. They had an attendance of 322. One of their mascots apparently hates being banned from places, so maybe Neighcon was a missed opportunity for Chris. At the bottom of every page on the website there's a unicorn named Willow Whispers that looks like it wants to fuck.