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Someone once posted a triangle of chris chan, bossman jack and i think wings? they're all relatively near each other and apparently right in the middle is a nuclear power plant. wish i still had the image because it's so funny.
Shit, if you go back ten generations, probably half the Americans on this board are very distant relations of Chris-Chan. That's very dilute. If you go by the principle that siblings share half their DNA, and cousins 1/4, then being someone's tenth cousin once removed means you share 0.00012% of your DNA.
That reminds me of this, which also happened recently.
Anyway, that YouTube comment exchange happened on his latest video. Bad news, in the description Chris announced he has more Transformers content releasing in 2027.
According to CWCki, when Chris posted the video to TikTok it suggested his current location is in Finland.
This is meaningless. Any random pair of European-descended Americans are roughly 10th to 12th cousins on average, per computational geneticist Yaniv Erlich.
This is meaningless. Any random pair of European-descended Americans are roughly 10th to 12th cousins on average, per computational geneticist Yaniv Erlich.
I discovered Chris Chan from a classmate in high school in 2008 and that led to almost a decade of him being a self esteem elevator for me. No matter how shitty my day is, at least i'm not known by the world as an all around idiot, at least im not known by the world for drinking my jizz, at least i'm not known by the world for getting caught by my dad jacking off to a fake gf and having the whole audio recorded, etc.
Last time I looked him up was after the 2016 election when he threatened Trump (pmurt). After that, I just got really busy with work, got married and had a family and I kind of forgot about him for a little bit.
Then, this week, I traveled to Gordonsville, virginia to pick up an rv (I transport rvs for a living). I looked on gps and saw ruckersville. i was thinking that town sounds familiar and I have heard about it before somewhere. Then it hit me that it was Chris chan's town and that morbid curiosity overtook me all over again, and since ruckersville was on my way to the rv's destination, i decided to make a mini pilgrimage to 14bc. Might even catch a glimpse of the lolcow himself.
But I passed by 14bc and the place looks deserted. No clutter or vehicles on the property. There was a no trespassing sign on the property so I never actually stepped foot on the property but i could see through the windows and the house looks empty, especially if you look through the bottom floor window furthest on the right if you are facing the front of the house. I included pictures.
I couldn't stay very long because I was in a giant class a rv the size of a city bus and was blocking the street. Again, i stopped reading the updates after the 2016 elections and so I thought barb passed away and Chris got homeless or they both got in trouble again and were incarcerated. I know they both got in trouble for assaulting michael Snyder and also for macing someone at the mall. After I stopped driving for the day, I got back on the cwcki for the first time in almost a decade and even I was shocked at the updates. Chris got locked up for a year for boinking barb and spend like a year in jail, and after he got out, he's been traveling to finland with someone (where tf is he getting the money for that). I guess he's not living at 14bc anymore because of the nature of his previous arrest but from everything i'm reading on the cwcki, barb apparently appears to still be living there but again, i passed by yesterday and the place looks abandoned and empty inside, which would be completely out of character for barb since she was actually the source of a lot of the hoarding. Idk, maybe she got too old and got moved to an assisted living facility by family or adult protective services and that slipped under the radar of christorians?
Idk. What do you think?
Personally I'm hesitant to believe that anything major has happened with Barbara just because of this.
Wasn't Chris making a big deal about paying off the mortgage a few months ago? Maybe it became clear that Barb couldn't live alone anymore and he wanted to save the house before she left
