Containment Random Chris Updates

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One Cent Daughter said:
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And now we know he was seen at an airport. He definitely went somewhere, but where, and only for two or three days? You can see he's holding a Toys R Us bag too.
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"You know what this robot needs? Bright red nipples."

I'm surprised it can still transform with all that paint glopped onto it. I don't know why Chris doesn't thin his paint down. He could even get some paint like the type used for Warhammer miniatures and stuff like that. I just checked Amazon and they've got lots of options and the paint kits even come with thinner.

There's a video from 2018 where he spray paints his shoes (and the carpet), taking about an hour to accomplish that laborious task. So he could even use spray paint, or an air brush for his Transformers. Amazon has cheap air brushes for sale around the $20 range but also better ones for $50 and up.
 
Chris' Cameo is officially 6 months old. The numbers I recorded yesterday looked like this:

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Eight-ish hours later, they're like this:

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Since following his progress gets harder from here, this will probably be my last post on the topic. Here's a table of all the data I managed to gather.

Date*last24HourslastWeeklast6Months
July 8 2026640705
July 9 2026649713
July 10 2026453718
July 11 2026****726
July 12 20264**730
July 13 2026341733
July 14 2026334736
July 15 20263**739
July 16 2026229741
July 17 2026224744
July 18 2026219748
July 19 2026318751
July 20 2026217753
July 21 2026216755
July 22 2026417759
July 23 2026318762
July 24 2026218764
July 25 2026319767
July 26 2026421771
July 27 2026422775
July 28 2026424779
July 29 2026524784
July 30 2026931793
July 31 20261038803
August 1 2026539807
August 2 2026843815
August 3 20264**819
August 4 2026443823***

Notes:
* Exact time varies. I tried to take a screen shot around the same time every day, but sometimes I was 1-5 hours late.
** Sometimes data is just missing from the code.
*** Highest documented number of that day.
 
D is for Stupid said:
Was he there in Ohio for a convention?

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I don't know. All I know is that he went to a Toys R Us.

Trotcon has been hosted in Ohio (Columbus and Dayton) in the past. This year it was supposed to run from July 24-26, 2026, but it looks like it was shifted to online only, or into December. In 2025, this convention had an attendance of 600. Chris follows Trotcon on Twitter.
One Cent Daughter said:
As usual now Chris just posted a video recorded days prior to publication
CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates (archive)

Most of this is rambling about how he wants someone to reach out to him (not the other way around?) so they can do unpaid labor making him custom figures for his videos. He's already been wanting this for several months. However Chris does say that 14 Branchland Ct's mortgage is about 20% completed. The mortgage is over $100k.

The Transformers video he posted right before this announcement video has a part with 7/27/2026 as the date for files on his computer so that's likely when the last editing happened. More of this unwatchable stuff incoming definitely. I do think Chris is in a hotel again right now likely for another convention.
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If Chris wants to 3D print things he could put his CAD skills to use at a public library. The Central library in Charlottesville and the Nelson Memorial library in Lovingston both have makerspaces with a 3D printer and various other handy tools. (Link)

There are action figure STL files available online, even transformers. This one's a piano.

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Del Boy said:
He's lost quite a bit of weight in the last month or so. Wonder if he's on ozempic (or wegovy since he doesn't officially have type 2 diabetes).
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I don't think Chris is dropping the amount of weight people think. Take a look at that second picture, you can see his midsection fat still oozing out from his body. His Cameo videos shows he has an absolutely enormous fatty face, with massive jowls and a triple chin.

What Chris is doing is getting old, and going from an early 20s tub of shit, to a mid 40's unhealthy tard just makes all that fat start to droop. I think too, people get this idea that he's some giant, lumbering tard, where in reality, he's pretty normal/slightly shorter than average.

Another thing to consider is there's been a lot more pictures of Chris taken by people that show his actual size, verses back in the old days where it was just him with a bad webcam.

Speculation could also be that Chris just doesn't have as quick of access to shitty, fried food like he did in Ruckersville, but that doesn't mean he's not eating like shit at home. The cart full of Hungry Tard TV dinners was a dead giveaway that he's still eating garbage, but not like the $40 fried food and massive calorie smoothies he was doing nearly daily in Ruckersville.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Holy shit, is Chris mutating further? He looks more asymmetric than usual, and his eyes are trying to flee from his deformed skull, each to a different side.
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If you were as fuck-ugly as Chris is, your eyes would probably try to slide off somewhere they no longer have to see yourself any longer, too.
 
Mihael Keehl said:
More photos of chris at the airport posted two days ago
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Scope those pictures. Chris's enormous gut/midsection starts below his left elbow and protrudes out to nearly covering his right elbow as he rests both of said elbows on the seat rests. I don't know why people think he's getting skinnier, he looks enormously fat in those pictures. I think because Chris has no shoulder muscles, they look extremely thin, but then appears to form a giant spare tire.

It also looks like he's not wearing a bra either, and his massive midsection completely obliterates his "Double D's". The third picture looks as if he's able to rest his game player directly onto his massively jutting gut. Bonus points is Chris looking down and his 3, count them, 3, chins appear.
 
Intresting, he's wearing pants too. Maybe he was flying. I guess when he flute he doesn't dress like a troon.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I think Flutter specifically doesn't want to be photographed, and she has good situational awareness, so if she's with Chris, she tries to use him to block the photographer's line of sight.
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If anything this is an understatement. Flutter is uber fucking paranoid about being photographed with Chris, and appears to do everything in her power to make it difficult for people to photograph her in public. Even in the only good forward-facing picture we have of her, her eyes are laser focused on the camera lens. A lens that is, from her perspective, attached to a cell phone owned by some random guy who simply happens to be in the same aisle as them, one that happens to be vaguely pointed in her direction. It's actually insane how aware she is of her situation and the lengths she goes to to keep herself out of the public eye.

Really makes you wonder why she puts up with any of this? She's dating someone who may as well be wearing a giant sign that says "TAKE CANDID PHOTOGRAPHS OF THIS PERSON". That's probably a big part of why people are jonesing to figure out what this chick's deal is and what compels her to spend time around Chris despite all the obvious drawbacks.
 
CFC-12 said:
If anything this is an understatement. Flutter is uber fucking paranoid about being photographed with Chris, and appears to do everything in her power to make it difficult for people to photograph her in public. Even in the only good forward-facing picture we have of her, her eyes are laser focused on the camera lens. A lens that is, from her perspective, attached to a cell phone owned by some random guy who simply happens to be in the same aisle as them, one that happens to be vaguely pointed in her direction. It's actually insane how aware she is of her situation and the lengths she goes to to keep herself out of the public eye.

Really makes you wonder why she puts up with any of this? She's dating someone who may as well be wearing a giant sign that says "TAKE CANDID PHOTOGRAPHS OF THIS PERSON". That's probably a big part of why people are jonesing to figure out what this chick's deal is and what compels her to spend time around Chris despite all the obvious drawbacks.
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I agree and this is what makes "Flutter is Chris's girlfriend" so suspect. If she's honestly in love with Chris, a big part of that has to be because he's well, Chris. If she is with him because of his infamy, then it would be strange she's so paranoid of being seen with him, and having Chris not talk about her. I guess if it's some fetish thing, I can see her being paranoid. Kind of like wearing a gimp suit out in public. Someone who does that wants to be seen but at the same time doesn't want to be known for that.

Similarly a tard wrangler wouldn't really care about being seen with Chris because it was a job, and they'd probably want to say that they were able to wrangle someone like Chris successfully. That leaves the only legitimate reason she's with Chris as being in league with Caden and is "hired help". This is what I think is the case ever since we found out how Flutter got in with Chris while he was in jail. Chris wouldn't fall for some catfishing attempt again unless someone he trusted (Caden) vouched for her. With how tight of a leash Caden has on Chris, I doubt he would allow some rando girl to get involved with Chris unless he was certain she wasn't going to fuck with Chris, or upset his crab apple cart with getting Chris to make money.
 
CFC-12 said:
If anything this is an understatement. Flutter is uber fucking paranoid about being photographed with Chris, and appears to do everything in her power to make it difficult for people to photograph her in public. Even in the only good forward-facing picture we have of her, her eyes are laser focused on the camera lens. A lens that is, from her perspective, attached to a cell phone owned by some random guy who simply happens to be in the same aisle as them, one that happens to be vaguely pointed in her direction. It's actually insane how aware she is of her situation and the lengths she goes to to keep herself out of the public eye.

Really makes you wonder why she puts up with any of this? She's dating someone who may as well be wearing a giant sign that says "TAKE CANDID PHOTOGRAPHS OF THIS PERSON". That's probably a big part of why people are jonesing to figure out what this chick's deal is and what compels her to spend time around Chris despite all the obvious drawbacks.
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The whole thing is really strange and doesn't make any sense to me. She contacts Chris while he is in jail for raping his elderly mother, flies all the way from Finland to see him. Yet doesn't want to be photographed in Chris's presence? Why would she care about that?

Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Similarly a tard wrangler wouldn't really care about being seen with Chris because it was a job, and they'd probably want to say that they were able to wrangle someone like Chris successfully. That leaves the only legitimate reason she's with Chris as being in league with Caden and is "hired help"
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This is the only scenario that makes sense to me. From the first times we saw her, she didn't seem like a friend or girlfiend. I thought she was a handler by the way she behaved. Aloof and distant. While it's possible they are in a relationship, I just don't see it personally. Some sort of chick to keep Chris in line makes more sense.
 
It could be just as simple as she is ashamed that she's into prisoners, and dating one who raped their elderly mother and dosen't want to be identified with him, even though she wants to be with him. Her name might even be infamous in Finland so she does not ever want her face linked to that name.

I cannot see Caden possibly investing the money a 'handler' for someone like Chris would cost for the relatively small income he generates, not to mention the excessive cost of repeated International travel between the US and Finland for the both of them. Financially it would be a ruinous expense for him costing multiples of what he earns off Chris.

The 'hired wrangler' theory dies on this fact for me.

Flutter must come from at least some level of independent wealth since she dosen't seem to work if she has all this time to travel to the US and the money to Fly both her and Chris back and forth.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It could be just as simple as she is ashamed that she's into prisoners, and dating one who raped their elderly mother and dosen't want to be identified with him, even though she wants to be with him. Her name might even be infamous in Finland so she does not ever want her face linked to that name.

I cannot see Caden possibly investing the money a 'handler' for someone like Chris for the relatively small income he generates, not to mention the excessive cost of repeated International travel between the US and Finland for the both of them. Financially it would be a ruinous expense for him costing multiples of what he earns off Chris.

The 'hired wrangler' theory dies on this fact for me.

Flutter must come from at least some level of independent wealth since she dosen't seem to work if she has all this time to travel to the US and the money to Fly both her and Chris back and forth.
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Yeah, that is my thinking, too. Flutter knows that it's fucked up that she's into guys who raped their elderly mother and doesn't want people to know that she's into guys who raped their elderly mother.
 
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