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Flutter doesn't care about clout and doesn't bother to seek out photo ops, and Chris is by far the more recognizable figure people want to take pics of. Flutter doesn't even really go out of her way to hide from cameras, she's usually just as publicly visible as Chris is.
 
I got curious as to why Chris was in Cleveland exactly, so I looked up the map of Toys R Us locations, excluding the "store-in-a-store" locations at Macy's, and it kind of makes sense, but it also doesn't.

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  • The two locations near Norfolk and Virginia Beach are located on military bases and require military ID to get in, so those are out.
  • There are three locations listed as "holiday stores" only open for a few months out of the year: the Westlake location Chris went to, the one outside Knoxville in Sevierville, TN, and the one at Crabtree Valley Mall in Raleigh.
  • The closest full-format store would technically be in Hanover, Maryland, outside Baltimore in the Arundel Mills mall, a drive of nearly 4 hours from Big Island.
My point is that there are technically closer locations than the one in Westlake, so I have no idea if Chris went to Cleveland to visit that location specifically.

Edit: Echoes of the 2009 Cleveland trip, maybe?
 
One Cent Daughter said:
He probably mainly went to Ohio so he could either personally deliver or bury a medallion for some unknown person. It's on his map from a few months ago.
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Huh, I forgot he had said he was going to do that. Still it doesn't sound like something Chris would do, traveling hundreds of miles to somewhere that he allegedly doesn't know anyone at to scratch the ground in a parking lot to bury one of his medallions.

That is unless he's trying it at locations he once went to, but Ohio is still pretty far away from his usual operating area.
 
One Cent Daughter said:
This just in: Chris was interviewed by Mike Clum for the EDP445 documentary.
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I don't know anything about this EDP character, but I didn't know much about Boogie before Clum's documentary on him, so maybe it'll be worth checking out.
The "meta" nature of Chris commenting on [presumably] another lolcow is interesting, but ultimately I don't particularly want to hear what modern day Chris has to say about anything... except possibly his own past, which is a good segue to...
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Since he did with Boogie and he's featured in the EDP445 thing, I bet he has one with Chris.
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The last thing we need is another CWC "documentary" littering YouTube, but the guy did a good job with the Boogie doc, so if he's able to get a unique angle on Chris, I'd be willing to watch it.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
The last thing we need is another CWC "documentary" littering YouTube, but the guy did a good job with the Boogie doc, so if he's able to get a unique angle on Chris, I'd be willing to watch it.
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Just found out that Mike is one of Geno’s Patrons, he must know that Geno has Chris covered. At the same time, a Chris doc from him would be very interesting.
 
W@rui said:
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Ok I HAD to come back here after seeing this and I gotta just say a few things. Age hasn't been that kind to Chris, his laugh lines are really showing by has he lost weight again? Cause aside the age marks from his neet lifestyle he looks almost healthy. Not to mention aside the plush toys on his couch (assuming this was filmed in his house and not a one time thing for the cameras) it's surreal seeing him in an almost clean and normal looking house not a squallid hoarders den barb created and lived in.


Nothing can ever wash away what he did, but damn if this isn't the closest the big lugs gotten to an actual redemption or...a partial lifestyle overhaul to be fair that he's gotten too in 7 frigging years.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Just found out that Mike is one of Geno’s Patrons, he must know that Geno has Chris covered. At the same time, a Chris doc from him would be very interesting.
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I'd really like to see a more no holds barred type of documentary about Chris. Not purposefully antagonizing him but just presented in a way that's not kissing Chris's ass or gently touching on a subject that deserves to be straight up talked about.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
I'd really like to see a more no holds barred type of documentary about Chris. Not purposefully antagonizing him but just presented in a way that's not kissing Chris's ass or gently touching on a subject that deserves to be straight up talked about.
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That already exists on the CWCki, only it's in text form so one needs the patience to read it and think about it for oneself. In an age where most internet users are on TikTok and Insta Reels, that's less and less common.

I'm sure others have already said it, but the Geno documentary series was in some ways a mistake, insofar as it glossed over some things, (as you said) and drew a lot of people into the CWCsphere who never read Sonichu, never read any CWCki lore, never sat through hours of original CWC videos on Youtube, but still think they know everything.

Another documentary isn't needed, people just need to learn to research and read. I know I sound like a boomer, but I stand by that.
 
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