Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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Happy birthday, you fat faggot. You look worse in your 40s than my late dad did in his near 70s after fighting leukemia for almost two decades.
 
Happy Birthday Ralph, please do something interesting now as befitting of the occasion. A live pillstream of you heading to different mexican strip clubs telling the ladies "its mah birthday bish" would suffice.
 
Serious and naive question: is there any post explaining this guy's history in a nutshell, or should I just man up and read his whole thread? I don't know his lore as much as I should and I feel ashamed for this, but it's such a meaty topic that it's daunting.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
Serious and naive question: is there any post explaining this guy's history in a nutshell, or should I just man up and read his whole thread? I don't know his lore as much as I should and I feel ashamed for this, but it's such a meaty topic that it's daunting.
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Ralph's history is really long and has a ton of shit to it. I don't think there has ever been a comprehensive post or video going over it. I could list all the bullet points I could think of at the moment and would miss half of it.

One of the tough things about Ralph's antics is that they're connected to a ton of other people that almost requires that you know about them too. Again, I could list all of the people I could think of and miss half of them.

A fully comprehensive video on Ralph would take 20 hours to fully explain whatever the hell the sektur is and I'm probably lowballing it. That's probably why it doesn't exist, that and nobody gives a shit about Ralph. Except on his special birthday, of course.
 
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