Ralph's Fortieth Birthday Thread - Where did the time go?

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Hopefully we'll see (what he thinks will be) his mid-life crisis arc.
More trashy hookers, more sex tourism, more chiquillas!
 
Ralph's world has declined to the point the only thing noteworthy enough to still comment about and to feature is that he has managed to not kill himself or to piss off someone to the point of successfully and actively murdering him. He should have just gave us the big Donga style blow off and then maybe just spiral into insanity and die by cop on stream while in a manic state. Best to die the flame that burns twice as bright but half as long than linger as an unseen smoldering ember imo. I guess there's still time for Ralph to decide the federales are a bunch of hater ass bitches.
 
Happy birthday Ralphamale. It's time to reclaim your title as the King of Kontent. Show us all you still got it and that age is just a number.
 
Happy Birthday Ralph, go get drunk and take some pills, God will keep you alive at least another 10 years
 
Happy Birthday Ralphamale you should really celebrate by taking a nice trip to Portugal. I heard that faggot Warski was bad mouthing you again imagine how owned he would be if you went!
 
Ethan still holds the title for oldest looking 39-year-old I’ve ever seen in my life.
 
Emir_Quesadilla said:
How the hell is Ralph only 40? He looks like he is in his mid 60's.
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Alcoholism, xanny abuse, obesity and living like a rage pig for 40 years will age any man hard.

Happy 40th Ralph, maybe you can find a Mexican hooker who'll let you eat the shit out of her ass.
 
Null said:
"We're like ham and cheese" is still the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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You should send ralph a custom valentines card next year with that, Im sure there are plenty of designs to choose from.
 
Given his health this has to be well over the mid-life mark.

There is only so much time to bring about that long promised but never delivered Gunt-Keffals team up!
 
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