🤝 Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

[BluntyBitch]

JimBoob congratulates Colby-Chad for winning the primary and thanked everyone for their thawts and prers

Eta: Amy King gotta stay in the spotlight and defends Jana for being the "built in babysitter"

Amy Duggar King Slams Parents Who 'Take Advantage' of Babysitters After Jana Duggar Incident

Jana Duggar received a citation for endangering the welfare of a minor while babysitting in September

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So when the Duggar grandma died from accidental drowning after falling in her backyard pool a few yrs ago, JimBoob blamed his sister , which I think is Amy's mom Deanna, who was supposed to be watching or caring for grandma or something and Boob stopped speaking to them. Boob can't be happy that branch of his family is speaking out so much against him.

 

[I hate children?]

Does anybody else remember a story going around years ago about Josh and Jimbob being seen visiting a strip club together? Apparently they were wearing caps and maybe sunglasses as a ‘disguise’.
At the time it was one of those laughable stories, but now nothing would surprise me. They seem to have been able to get away with murder playing the God card. It’s so good to see them finally start to get what they deserve.

There have been several stories about Josh visiting strip clubs but I never heard of Jim Boob going with him .

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

All this. I don't agree with the Dillards on gay shit and whatnot either, but they're only a few years out from leaving a literal cult. Shit takes years, if not decades to fully deal with and separate from.

A lot of the people on that sub were raised fundie too, so they should know better. Sjws gonna SJW I guess.

It's one of the reasons I respect Sadie Carpenter from Leaving Eden because she doesn't play that shit. She has said up and down that she was exactly where Jill and Derick are just a couple of years ago. And unlike the "NO LEG HUMPING!!!" dipshits, she is doing active work at trying to help people in cult situations and informing people. She's not just "snarking."

Also she was willing to post all her embarrassing teen photos of when she was in full Jesus freak mode so that people will vent their fucked up mock a fundie kid impulses on adult escapees who dgaf.

 

[Dread First]

Reading through earlier pages of this thread is uh... pretty fucking horrifying if I had to be brutally honest. I thought that my part of the third world was where incest, molestation, and obscenely large families existed. I never expected to see such... dedication, shall we say to being religious and uneducated. Not even Islamist fundies in the USA are this obsessed with having obscenely large families (at least, the fundies who emigrated; homegrown Islamists in the USA are a whole other ball game).

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Reading through earlier pages of this thread is uh... pretty fucking horrifying if I had to be brutally honest. I thought that my part of the third world was where incest, molestation, and obscenely large families existed. I never expected to see such... dedication, shall we say to being religious and uneducated. Not even Islamist fundies in the USA are this obsessed with having obscenely large families (at least, the fundies who emigrated; homegrown Islamists in the USA are a whole other ball game).

That's the thing about the good ol' Great American Melting Pot. We're so big, and so varied, and so stupid. So despite the fact that we are/were the richest country ever. large stretches are, in fact, equivalent to any third/developing world nation in terms of poverty, education, religious extremism, and kid-fucking.

 

[Chamulum]

That's the thing about the good ol' Great American Melting Pot. We're so big, and so varied, and so stupid. So despite the fact that we are/were the richest country ever. large stretches are, in fact, equivalent to any third/developing world nation in terms of poverty, education, religious extremism, and kid-fucking.

Hell, Child Marriage is legal in a lot of states in the US so you're not really wrong.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

What kind of disgusting freak doesn't? Oh never mind, we all know. A redditor. I know sometimes a husband and wife will share a single bathroom when they have to in the morning but this isn't a problem a redditor would have.

What is it about reddit that makes redditors prone to openly posting about their gross, weird, or socially inappropriate behaviors?

Spoiler: 100% off topic fat sperging

My favorite was finding a thread full of fat people admitting to doing shit like drinking hershey syrup from the bottle, keeping bags of candy on their nightstand, buying a McDonald's meal on the way to social gatherings where food is provided anyway, eating leftover bacon grease with a spoon, and the like. On one hand, it's kind of fascinating and enlightening, on the other, bitch what the fuck

Edit: I found it
ok I remembered some of those incorrectly but here are my favorites so you don't have to subject yourself to reddit:

• Dude who hides chocolate in his sock drawer, including inside socks themselves. Wtf
• Going to multiple fast food places because you want one specific item from each, like a big mac, chick fil a fries and a frosty.
• Guy who worked on the third floor would take the elevator to the fourth floor and walk down to avoid looking too lazy to climb two flights of stairs.
• Leaving chips and queso on the kitchen counter and pretending that taking 10 steps every couple of minutes offsets the fact that you're consuming like 2k calories for a snack.
• Hiding under jackets or wearing two undershirts even when it's hot out. This does not in fact hide the fact that you are fat to anyone else, it just makes you look like an insecure fat weirdo trying to hide their body. Plus I assume this results in being ten times sweatier and smellier than if you had dressed appropriately.
• Making an extra meal while waiting for your actual meal to cook because it won't be ready for another 20 minutes.
• Eating an entire cheesecake while house sitting and claiming it went bad when they asked where it went. this crosses from pathetic into asshole territory, like if you eat someone's food while they're out of the house, either replace it immediately or confess and leave a note apologizing with enough cash to buy a replacement plus an extra five bucks for the lardass tax. And then don't pull that shit again.

This is a separate post that happened to come up while digging:

 

[BluntyBitch]

HAHAHA JOSH DENIED CONJUGAL VISITS

Josh Duggar Denied Conjugal Visits With Wife Anna as He Awaits Sentencing

 

[Protozoangod]

HAHAHA JOSH DENIED CONJUGAL VISITS

Josh Duggar Denied Conjugal Visits With Wife Anna as He Awaits Sentencing

The stupid fuck actually believed he’d be allowed to knock up his wife again. AND SHE’S NOT EVEN SIX WEEKS POST-PARTUM.

 

[BluntyBitch]

The stupid fuck actually believed he’d be allowed to knock up his wife again. AND SHE’S NOT EVEN SIX WEEKS POST-PARTUM.

Pretty sure it's been meNtioned that David also fucked Priscilla too early after birth too, based on when their kids were born

I guess to be joyfully available means don't listen to actual experts on women's bodies/birthin

Is there an IBLP guideline for when to seek doctors? It is my understanding they don't want to be the crazy fundies having their kids die of deadly preventable things they failed to treat, like pneumonia or something. Seems the few fundie kids I see on sm ask "Pray for Soandso they have cancer"so they must believe in cancer treatment for kids at least? Plus the gov comes after parents in this regard that lest their kids die

I mean if the wife gets wrecked from being a broodmare they can just replace her , nothing to see here

Did pris homebirth? Or has she had them in hospitals? 6 kids right?

I wonder if they allow (or only allow??) male obgyns for their wives?? must they always be present for their wives healthcare visits? or have the wife accompanied by a female fam member into the office visit? I'm just talking outloud , I bet they have some crazy rules on this since they got rules on everything else

Eta Josh will let rimjob knock up Anna. Apparently they went to strip clubs together. Prolly shared hookers too

 

[multiverse]

Did pris homebirth?

Yes, poor tarded Pris homebirths. And from the timing of their kids, David seems to give her exactly six weeks before he goes back to trying to another kid.

As for that "article" on the denied conjugal visits: only the headline contains that statement. I read this but on The Sun:


So it seems like no one gets conjugal visits in Arkansas jail or prisons, not just Josh. However, that could change when he gets to federal prison.

 

[one_time_user]

The idea that his wife would fuck him after being given PROOF that he was jerking it to babies being sexually tortured should be proof that her kids should be taken away from her. tophat me, I stand by what I said.

 

[multiverse]

The idea that his wife would fuck him after being given PROOF that he was jerking it to babies being sexually tortured should be proof that her kids should be taken away from her. tophat me, I stand by what I said.

She's been conditioned her whole life to beleive that it's her duty to God to fuck her husband literally any time he wants. Her parents drilled this into her, and Jim Boob and Meech will have continued hounding Anna with the same message.

We have no idea who all lives on the Big House compound: how many kids, whom they all belong to, how many young "mother's helpers" have been imported, and who all is abusing the lot of them. Fuckery abounds there.

For example: what about Bin's revelation, posted during the trial, that he struggles with bisexual attractions? He was married off as a teen to the older Jessa with a quickness, though only after he prostrated himself at JBs feet and declared himself his servant. Wonder how he deals with this "struggle" in such an isolated environment.

 

[copacetic91]

That reads like a question submitted to Ben and his buddy there by an anonymous person, not Ben asking the other guy a question.

Edit: skipped around in the obnoxious video for a bit and while he does use a lot of “I/my” statements, I think it’s in the “we are all sinners, bro!” type of way. Would be pretty wild for this dude to drop this info in his community.

 

[Vi0l3t]

The idea that his wife would fuck him after being given PROOF that he was jerking it to babies being sexually tortured should be proof that her kids should be taken away from her. tophat me, I stand by what I said.

I agree it shows very very sick and bad judgment.

 

[LonesomeDud]

The idea that his wife would fuck him after being given PROOF that he was jerking it to babies being sexually tortured should be proof that her kids should be taken away from her. tophat me, I stand by what I said.

She has no clear-cut path to safety and security for her and her children other than leaning in to the pre-established path laid before her.* Turns out I was wrong on this. And am a double posting faggot.

That reads like a question submitted to Ben and his buddy there by an anonymous person, not Ben asking the other guy a question.

Edit: skipped around in the obnoxious video for a bit and while he does use a lot of “I/my” statements, I think it’s in the “we are all sinners, bro!” type of way. Would be pretty wild for this dude to drop this info in his community.

Most religious people struggle to talk about the form of sexual immorality they find most seductive and would never do this. Ben's not bisexual or gay or he would have found doing the video impossible.

Look at the older sister from Girl Defined. She really struggles with discussing her problem, which most people would find laughable.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Kaeleigh Holt is speaking out about her failed courtship with Josh (married name Kaeleigh Holt-Tull)

Well, she WAS. she got so many comments she deleted her Instagram,

Josh Duggar's ex-girlfriend speaks out amid his trust - USTimeToday

Before Josh Duggar flirted and married Anna, he was dating a young woman named Kaeleigh Holt. Kaeleigh is now married and has a family of her own. Fans may

ustimetoday.com

Kaeleigh Holt– Josh Duggar’s Girlfriend Before Anna— Comes Forward; Addresses Past Relationship with Josh: “I Didn’t Really Want It Broadcasted Everywhere”

Kaeleigh Holt- the girl Josh Duggar courted before he met his now-wife Anna, has spoken out regarding all of the publicity surrounding her after her mother, Bobye, testified against court at his tr…

www.theashleysrealityroundup.com

Here's what youtuber lawyer/legal analyst Emily D. baker thinks on sentencing, the mandatory minimum is 5 years and he's a first time offender, and 65 images of pizza "aren't that many" so he ll likely get 8-12yrs.

EXCLUSIVE! Legal Analyst Emily D. Baker Answers Your Questions About Josh Duggar’s Chances of Early Release, the Possibility of Anna Duggar Being Charged & More

Lawyer and legal analyst Emily D. Baker answers some of your frequently asked legal questions regarding Josh Duggar, including if his parents or wife Anna can be charged, if he’ll get a reduc…

www.theashleysrealityroundup.com

Josh Duggar's first girlfriend, Kaeleigh Holt, speaks out about relationship with disgraced reality TV star

Josh Duggar's ex-girlfriend, Kaeleigh Holt, spoke out on Instagram after her relationship with him became a hot button topic.

www.monstersandcritics.com

This wiki source says she was one of the victims but I don't think there's ever been confirmation of that

https://www.wiki.ng/en/wiki/who-is-kaeleigh-tull-bobye-holt-daughter-josh-duggar-girlfriend-776170/amp

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

She has no clear-cut path to safety and security for her and her children other than leaning in to the pre-established path laid before her.

ActUally, she does. Or did. Two of her siblings who got out offered her a place. One of them is super rich, too.

 

[BluntyBitch]

Most religious people struggle to talk about the form of sexual immorality they find most seductive and would never do this. Ben's not bisexual or gay or he would have found doing the video impossible.

Look at the older sister from Girl Defined. She really struggles with discussing her problem, which most people would find laughable.

In my mind all religious dudes are gay . Doesn't matter the denomination . They're all sex obsessed, and use religion to hide it. And will fuck a Not True And Honest Vagina if they can (hide it). Even warren Jeffs nephew said he was raped by him. Ted Haggard anyone? A Google search of "secret gay pastors" gave me a ton of results lol

I mean look at Catholics, they got so much gay pageantry just calling it ritual it's insane. The Lutherans put much more emphasis on music and the arts so they're gay too (I won't sperg now but I am kinda working on a fundies and music post)

So yeah I think Ben and whoever the other dude was are totally homosexual but are good at appearing straight and narrow

I love the fact that I get confetti, tell daddy to keep it forever

 

[LonesomeDud]

In my mind all religious dudes are gay . Doesn't matter the denomination . They're all sex obsessed, and use religion to hide it. And will fuck a Not True And Honest Vagina if they can (hide it). Even warren Jeffs nephew said he was raped by him. Ted Haggard anyone? A Google search of "secret gay pastors" gave me a ton of results lol

I mean look at Catholics, they got so much gay pageantry just calling it ritual it's insane. The Lutherans put much more emphasis on music and the arts so they're gay too (I won't sperg now but I am kinda working on a fundies and music post)

So yeah I think Ben and whoever the other dude was are totally homosexual but are good at appearing straight and narrow

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I love the fact that I get confetti, tell daddy to keep it forever

All men are sex obsessed if you let them run wild without any kind of order or accountability.

There is no reason to stay in the closet if you're gay. None. You can walk away and get all kinds of companionship and support. Staying in the closet is a far more dangerous societal position. Sure, he could sleep with men on the down low and be married, but what would be the benefit to constantly having your life on the brink of collapse?

The secular world has this obsession with proving any halfway decent looking, civil young guy must be gay if he also loves God. They usually aren't. I won't shit up the board with talking about God and why sexual morality is important to me and what it means, but if you're bored and ever want to talk about it, LMK.