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All men are sex obsessed if you let them run wild without any kind of order or accountability.

There is no reason to stay in the closet if you're gay. None. You can walk away and get all kinds of companionship and support. Staying in the closet is a far more dangerous societal position. Sure, he could sleep with men on the down low and be married, but what would be the benefit to constantly having your life on the brink of collapse?

The secular world has this obsession with proving any halfway decent looking, civil young guy must be gay if he also loves God. They usually aren't. I won't shit up the board with talking about God and why sexual morality is important to me and what it means, but if you're bored and ever want to talk about it, LMK.
Oh totally, we can talk and Shitpost all day. I really have no problem with all religious people being secret fags .

Benefits are that repressed fundie boys want their dick wet or peepee sucked, either more often than their broodmare will allow them or cuz the sex at home is so vanilla and boring , it isn't rocket science. With all the gender separation , this is kinda the natural progression

And still have standing in their religion with family and what not, What Is There Not To Love abt it if u can get away with it and then just pray to Jesus for a secret sin

They prolly Like the excitement and danger of being downlow . No different than your common downlow black dude
The secular world has this obsession with proving any halfway decent looking, civil young guy must be gay if he also loves God. They usually are.

fixed it for you ;)
 
They're all sex obsessed, and use religion to hide it
its a sex obsessed cult to begin with. sex is put on a pedestal. literally your only worth as a woman is to pump out babies and the men are expected to father as much as they can. but the sexual repression these people are put through their whole lives until theyre legal adults no doubt plays a huge hand in how sexually dysfunctional they grow to be. imagine being a kid and youre told constantly that your hormonal thoughts all these natural urges are sins and sky daddy will cast you to hell if you even blink at the opposite sex meanwhile the adults around you are constantly fucking and making babies. kind of jarring to think you have to go from kissless virgin to mother/father of 4 by the end of your second year of marriage
 
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More Amy Duggar tryna stay relevant

Some additional details from the bodyguard AMA:

“I spent 20 years doing personal protection work,” he explained. “I’ve protected authors, activists, journalists, diplomats, foreign heads of state, actors, athletes, and politicians. I spent the summer of 2015 in Tontitown, Arkansas.” He also told a Reddit user, “I did security for Josh until I couldn’t take anymore, then I worked a different family member.”
Several Reddit users asked the bodyguard questions that pertained to Josh. “I think Josh will have a difficult time in prison,” the bodyguard noted. As for Anna Duggar, he said, “Anna was super pregnant when I got there and gave birth while I was there. She stayed home for most of the time I was there.” Additionally, he also said he “reported a couple of things” he saw happen within the family, though he didn’t give details.
The bodyguard gave additional insight into Anna, too. “We called Tontitown Mars,” he added. “Michelle didn’t seem all that motherly and Anna is definitely not naive or meek.”
He also stated, “I was uncomfortable the entire time I was there.”


What kid was born in 2015?
 
its a sex obsessed cult to begin with. sex is put on a pedestal. literally your only worth as a woman is to pump out babies and the men are expected to father as much as they can. but the sexual repression these people are put through their whole lives until theyre legal adults no doubt plays a huge hand in how sexually dysfunctional they grow to be. imagine being a kid and youre told constantly that your hormonal thoughts all these natural urges are sins and sky daddy will cast you to hell if you even blink at the opposite sex meanwhile the adults around you are constantly fucking and making babies. kind of jarring to think you have to go from kissless virgin to mother/father of 4 by the end of your second year of marriage

It's like:

Dad: Hey, champ, Happy Birthday!
Kid: Aww, dad...
Kid: Wh--what's this?
Dad: Check it out, champ, it's a NEW CAR!!!
Kid: Whaaaaaaa---
Dad: Look--it's ALL YOURS! Your OWN CAR! No more asking for dad's keys, heh, heh!
Dad: There's OnStar and you can talk to your jackass friends hands free...
Kid: Oh. My. GAWD! (jumps in) Dad, where's th--
Dad: Now, hold up, champ. (reluctantly hands keys over) Under no circumstances are you ever to START the car or DRIVE this car. EVER. If I so much as hear that engine turn over, consequences will never be the same. And if you get any cute ideas, OnStar has it all backtraced.
Kid: ...

Now, just do the same, but instead of car, use body instead. It's not just in fundie settings either. I attended Catholic school (back when there were nuns and priests on staff instead of just laypeople). They tell you how YOOnique and speshul GAWD made you, and that your body is your BAWDY (unless it fits their agenda at the moment)

So yeah... Back to LAFF-ing at Josh and Anna :story:
 
Oh totally, we can talk and Shitpost all day. I really have no problem with all religious people being secret fags .

Benefits are that repressed fundie boys want their dick wet or peepee sucked, either more often than their broodmare will allow them or cuz the sex at home is so vanilla and boring , it isn't rocket science. With all the gender separation , this is kinda the natural progression

And still have standing in their religion with family and what not, What Is There Not To Love abt it if u can get away with it and then just pray to Jesus for a secret sin

They prolly Like the excitement and danger of being downlow . No different than your common downlow black dude


fixed it for you ;)
Why do you believe this?
 
Some nice Joshie headlines to go with yalls morning coffee kiwis. Kinda fun for me to Google Duggar every morning, need some good kiwi milk

Josh gave frenz a computer and it had porn on it bahaha, according some tiktoker on Duggarsnark



Hi there! So I posted a tiktok about a time that Josh gave our family a bunch of computers that had lots of deleted porn files on them which was how I first saw porn when I was around 10 years old (I’m 28 now).”

A good rundown on TLC and child labor laws and all that gosh darn molesting , LA times is paywalled but Yahoo article ripped it off


www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2021-12-19/josh-duggar-trial-19-kids-and-counting-tlc%3f_amp=true

I bet that's how Derick managed to get tlc by the balls. I'm not exactly a fan of his but always fun to see someone go after a media network and win

Joshie's Xmas plans

 
There is no reason to stay in the closet if you're gay. None.

Early contender for the dumbest thing I'll read all day.


Sure, he could sleep with men on the down low and be married, but what would be the benefit to constantly having your life on the brink of collapse?
Some people are perfectly happy with their own hypocrisy while not allowing it in others. Some just like to live dangerously.
 
Given how thoroughly we roasted r/DuggarsSnark, it's only fair I guess to post this. Glad to see some good come out of all of this.

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Still true. Seriously. America and Canada are two of the most supportive countries of LGBT people on the planet. LGBT people who whine about how hard it is to be gay in America deserve as much credence as people who whine it's hard to be Christian in America.

Edit: Can't spell.


I think it's more complicated than that and that's been established. It depends on what part of the US/Canada you're in, Big Time. There are parts of the US that are basically in the medieval age. Some parts are indeed progressive and no one gaf. But places like Arkansas? There are still plenty of places where being gay can get you kicked out of your home, barred from employment and housing, and attacked. Then there is how things go behind closed doors. If you have a family that will refuse to speak to you if you're gay, doesn't matter where you are or what your material circumstances are. It's a huge sacrifice. I can't imagine losing my relationship with my parents or sister, for instance. (They're fine with LGBT, but if they weren't, I don't know if I could manage coming out to them).
 
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Given how thoroughly we roasted r/DuggarsSnark, it's only fair I guess to post this. Glad to see some good come out of all of this.

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I think it's more complicated than that and that's been established. It depends on what part of the US/Canada you're in, Big Time. There are parts of the US that are basically in the medieval age. Some parts are indeed progressive and no one gaf. But places like Arkansas? There are still plenty of places where being gay can get you kicked out of your home, barred from employment and housing, and attacked. Then there is how things go behind closed doors. If you have a family that will refuse to speak to you if you're gay, doesn't matter where you are or what your material circumstances are. It's a huge sacrifice. I can't imagine losing my relationship with my parents or sister, for instance. (They're fine with LGBT, but if they weren't, I don't know if I could manage coming out to them).

how nice, I'm glad those kiddos are getting a good christmas while smugger gets his hole gaped in prison
 
I think it's more complicated than that and that's been established. It depends on what part of the US/Canada you're in, Big Time. There are parts of the US that are basically in the medieval age. Some parts are indeed progressive and no one gaf. But places like Arkansas? There are still plenty of places where being gay can get you kicked out of your home, barred from employment and housing, and attacked. Then there is how things go behind closed doors. If you have a family that will refuse to speak to you if you're gay, doesn't matter where you are or what your material circumstances are. It's a huge sacrifice. I can't imagine losing my relationship with my parents or sister, for instance. (They're fine with LGBT, but if they weren't, I don't know if I could manage coming out to them).
There are still some families that will freeze you out for being gay, but I can't think of a conservative church that will cast you out for being gay, or specifically, having gay sex. There are a few reasons for this, but mainly, church is for broken people, so it doesn't really make sense to cast someone out for having sex with other adults.
 
There are still some families that will freeze you out for being gay, but I can't think of a conservative church that will cast you out for being gay, or specifically, having gay sex. There are a few reasons for this, but mainly, church is for broken people, so it doesn't really make sense to cast someone out for having sex with other adults.
Can I move to this reality you live in? Sounds awesome. It certainly isn't mine. Then again, the country club near my parents' home doesn't allow Jews or unmarried women to be members (and before you try to argue this with me, just because something is illegal on paper does not mean it never happens), so what do I know?

Regardless, you said there was NO reason not to come out in the US and losing your entire family is a reason, churches aside.

I agree it makes no sense but we're not talking about things that make sense. We're talking about religion. And I say this as a religious person.
 
There are still some families that will freeze you out for being gay, but I can't think of a conservative church that will cast you out for being gay, or specifically, having gay sex. There are a few reasons for this, but mainly, church is for broken people, so it doesn't really make sense to cast someone out for having sex with other adults.
The LDS church will excommunicate actively gay people. I can't think of other churches that treat memberships the way the LDS church does, kind of like a country club membership, but I'm pretty sure there are others that will cast out members for active homosexuality (gay sex, relationship, marriage, etc.). About 10 years ago, I think it was the Methodist church that used to have an ad inviting people to come as they are, featuring gay couples holding hands. If other churches were as welcoming, this would have been a pretty weak marketing direction.
 
The LDS church will excommunicate actively gay people. I can't think of other churches that treat memberships the way the LDS church does, kind of like a country club membership, but I'm pretty sure there are others that will cast out members for active homosexuality (gay sex, relationship, marriage, etc.). About 10 years ago, I think it was the Methodist church that used to have an ad inviting people to come as they are, featuring gay couples holding hands. If other churches were as welcoming, this would have been a pretty weak marketing direction.
That is pretty crazy.

In more conservative churches and missions, the attitude I've seen isn't really inviting. It's mostly, "Man, I wish Marta and Sarah weren't such major lesbians, but what can you do?" It's kind of like addressing masturbation or lying*. It's very hard to actually stop and is just a part of human nature.

*Lying is obviously a lot worse than homosexuality, but you get my point.
 
Still true. Seriously. America and Canada are two of the most supportive countries of LGBT people on the planet. LGBT people who whine about how hard it is to be gay in America deserve as much credence as people who whine it's hard to be Christian in America.

Fantasyland, population: you. Also, officially, your original comment did in fact wind up being the dumbest thing I read today.

There are still some families that will freeze you out for being gay, but I can't think of a conservative church that will cast you out for being gay, or specifically, having gay sex. There are a few reasons for this, but mainly, church is for broken people, so it doesn't really make sense to cast someone out for having sex with other adults.
Some assholish church just canned their pastor for appearing on some drag show, dude. What the fuck are you talking about?

Regarding the Pedoclan: the fact DimBob would dare to even keep his fucking campaign going in the face of all their bullshit is just insane to me. Then again, I'm not a hypocritical, craven grifter who covers up pedo bullshit for a family member, either, so wtf do I know.
 
Guys, I'm starting to suspect, with all these articles, that ol' Anna might be one of two things:

* Wife/girlfriend/mother who indulges because boyfrand/husband/sperm donor "Was gonna leeeeeeeeve meeeeee if I don't!"

OR

* Wife/girlfriend/mother who indulges because she likes it too.
 
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