PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Lashing out at the nice amazon lady for telling him the truth is just sad and petty.

The only people who want to see these fat landwhales beach each other are a few hundred internet spergs. There is no way to profit from setting them up as a novelty card in any kind of semi-legit promotion, especially after they failed to come through the first time.

A parking lot, a ring of iphone holding drunks and a cheap lawyer writing up mutual consent forms is the only way this is going to happen. If Ralph continues to hold out for bigger and better he's weaseling out of the fight and nobody should let him pretend otherwise.
 
Snappy Jappy said:
Looks like Dairy Queen responded to Ralph

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Based old white people food vendor


Disheveled Human said:
anyone look into StreetBeefs? shit is probably the most likely venue it could happen on. I know Jens Pulver runs with those guys I could ask him on twitch to possibly set it up
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Streetbeefs sounds like the fight video section @ worldstar hiphop or an old lady pickup artist themed porn site " ayy yo granny, lemme get at your street beef (curtains)"
 
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Honzou said:
>about 250 pounds and registered in the Virginia correctional system as being 5'1

Maybe late but I never followed IBS: Is there a full body shot of this chunky manlet?
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Here ya go
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>about 250 pounds and registered in the Virginia correctional system as being 5'1

with stomach tiddies dangling like that? That motherfucker would clock in at 250 if you starved him for a month
 
2020Suicide said:
AOL and other huge 90s ISPs was centered there, so most web 1.0 autists have some connection to there. the creator of 4chan and reddit and also Bailey Jay are from the great VA too. The anime convention up in Baltimore in the early 2000s was essentially a meet-up of all of the internet back then.

TL;DR in the 90s/early 2000s the only place with internet fast enough to upload and download autistic sonichu esque creations was VA
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So basically Virginia is patient zero, and we all failed to quarantine.
 
Dyn said:
Lashing out at the nice amazon lady for telling him the truth is just sad and petty.

The only people who want to see these fat landwhales beach each other are a few hundred internet spergs. There is no way to profit from setting them up as a novelty card in any kind of semi-legit promotion, especially after they failed to come through the first time.

A parking lot, a ring of iphone holding drunks and a cheap lawyer writing up mutual consent forms is the only way this is going to happen. If Ralph continues to hold out for bigger and better he's weaseling out of the fight and nobody should let him pretend otherwise.
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Like i said we should do it in front of Ralph's mansion he lives like 2 minutes away from a VA hospital too. and a cemetery we can do the fight, hospitalization, and funeral all in one afternoon.

mindlessobserver said:
So basically Virginia is patient zero, and we all failed to quarantine.
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Yes
 
mindlessobserver said:
So basically Virginia is patient zero, and we all failed to quarantine.
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Speaking of Virginia
Not a lawyer but Virginia could be promising because Ralph couldn't whine about having to travel


Defending Against Assault and Battery
To be convicted of assault and battery in Virginia Courts, the State has to prove two things.

  1. That you intentionally touched another individual without prompt.
  2. That the manner of touching was offensive.
A common defense for assault or battery charges in Virginia is that the touching was in response to an assault by the complaining witness or that the touching occurred in self-defense. Common defenses are:

Consent: This defense would claim that the alleged victim gave consent to some form of physical contact. Mutual combat, or an agreement to fight, is a form of consent.
 
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If he's really 155 cm tall, how come the people next to him seem to be roughly his height?

155 is freakishly short for a man. Most WOMEN are taller than that. What are the odds that he found TWO other people who also are borderline midgets?

More likely to me is that he's a regular height and there's been some mistake at the VA correctional system. Either that or he's standing on a box or something in that photo.

Also, he's fat and annoying and I'm rooting for PPP.
 
Anything more prestigious than a hobo fight would honor them.

They chose this setup because neither one has any intention of going through with it if they can help it. If they do somehow blunder their way into making it happen, I will be legitimately surprised and I have a bag of Hershey's Kisses on Ralph showing up either drunk and/or high.
 
Knyttet said:
If he's really 155 cm tall, how come the people next to him seem to be roughly his height?
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All e-celebs are manlets dumbass, why do you think they are all Narcissists too? Why do you think chihuahuas bark the loudest? Why do you think Napoleon was a womanizer despite having a 1 inch cock?
It's called the Mussolini Effect, pleb, look it up.
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Nephi said:
Turns out PPP is really going to rape him, both metaphorically and literally.
The whisky gunts should fear the fat spergs.
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I hope PPP pulls Ralph's pants and underwear down just to scare him and make him think he's legitimately about to be raped.
 
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