PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Null said:
From what I've seen with Virginia law this shouldn't even be questionable.

Ralph nor PPP can claim self-defense for fighting when "gratifying passions".

Virginia's Self Defense Laws: What You Need To Know

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>The legal defense of self defense does not apply in situations where two persons willingly or voluntarily mutually engage in combat to "gratify their passion."21

>"When two persons enter willingly into a combat, not for self protection but to gratify their passion by inflicting injury upon each other, the doctrine of self-defense cannot be invoked on behalf of either."

Mutual combat is permitted across the country and cops don't tend to intervene.

Mutual combat - Wikipedia

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Most articles about Mutual Combat come up as an affirmative defense of domestic abuse where people agree to beat the shit out of each other, but as it stands right now we have both parties repeatedly expressing an interest in a fight. I'm not a Virginia lawyer or anything but I don't see any reason why PPP can not drive down to Virginia this second and have a legal fight with Ethan Ralph in the alleyway behind an Arby's.

This is clearly "gratifying passions", especially mine. Right now the hold up is Ralph because he wants to make as much money as humanly fucking possible and is afraid of breaking his agreement with the state. He should ask his officer if mutual combat is acceptable.
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Perfect. So they can sign some liability waivers to make double extra-sure, shut the fuck up and punch each other three times before gassing out behind a McDonalds in Virginia. Winner gets 8 Big Macs, at least one of the cuntestants suffers a heart attack.
Total setup cost runs up to ~20 cents for writing and printing the waivers/contracts/agreements in 2 copies + flights + hotels + burgers, and you can have this done this weekend if they really want to.
 
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This is clearly "gratifying passions", especially mine. Right now the hold up is Ralph because he wants to make as much money as humanly fucking possible and is afraid of breaking his agreement with the state. He should ask his officer if mutual combat is acceptable.
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gratify the GuntFight!
 
instythot said:
I see at least one. Isn't the leaf-freedom border currently closed to all nonessential travel?
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This is why we need to do the halberds across the border thing.

QED.

Incidentally, if we can't get hold of pikes, spears or halberds sharpened pool cues could be used as javelins. We know Ralph likes Roman stuff.

This would also allow more of a safe zone around the international border.

If you announced something as silly as this you'd be bound to get some MSM media attention. PPP could then exploit this by making them listen to a long sermon before removing his shirt and commencing the duel. Ethan Ralph and Dick could exploit this by finally achieving fame outside of Internet autists like us. Attention would be brought to the USA's long unguarded borders and perhaps something would be done about that. Gator could stab Ralph, metaphorically and in Minecraft, rather as Grima Wormtongue stabbed Saruman and escape his reputation as a janitor.

Everyone would get exactly what they deserve.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
This is why we need to do the halberds across the border thing.

QED.

Incidentally, if we can't get hold of pikes, spears or halberds sharpened pool cues could be used as javelins. We know Ralph likes Roman stuff.

This would also allow more of a safe zone around the international border.

If you announced something as silly as this you'd be bound to get some MSM media attention. PPP could then exploit this by making them listen to a long sermon before removing his shirt and commencing the duel. Ethan Ralph and Dick could exploit this by finally achieving fame outside of Internet autists like us. Attention would be brought to the USA's long unguarded borders and perhaps something would be done about that. Gator could stab Ralph, metaphorically and in Minecraft, rather as Grima Wormtongue stabbed Saruman and escape his reputation as a janitor.

Everyone would get exactly what they deserve.
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I'd say give them ye olde bows and arrows, none of the fruity modern stuff that does all the work for you, in that case. It'd be funnier seeing them fumble with that than throwing sticks at each other.
 
I only know of one person that can have an "event" so low it could be mistaken as a bum fight but legal. So shitty and small that the text to speech donation would quadruple the event cash flow.


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GrotesqueBushes said:
Perfect. So they can sign some liability waivers to make double extra-sure, shut the fuck up and punch each other three times before gassing out behind a McDonalds in Virginia. Winner gets 8 Big Macs, at least one of the cuntestants suffers a heart attack.
Total setup cost runs up to ~20 cents for writing and printing the waivers/contracts/agreements in 2 copies + flights + hotels + burgers, and you can have this done this weekend if they really want to.
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Just rent out a boxing ring at a gym.

Is there gonna be a prize pool?
 
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We got too cocky PPPbros...

Ralph doesn't want to fight PPP anymore, he wants to fight Warski for fun instead.
 
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Null said:
Uhhh, looks like it, but it may be up soon. So we do have some time before things are plausible.
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As a leaf who is following the whole border re-opening, I want to let everyone know there's probably not going to be an end to the border being closed until June or July, and some provinces are being more hard than others with the lockdown, so bigger provinces like Ontario might not open up until a vaccine is available.
 
Yolo Swaggins said:
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We got too cocky PPPbros...
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What a fucking moron. Nobody is interested in watching a friendly athletic competition between a tweaker and a fat alcoholic. The appeal is in two internet retards who actually hate each other fighting.

Everyone already knew Ethan was a dumbass, but eternal shame on guntlicker "sleepy tyme 1" for saying something as monumentally stupid as that.
 
So it's confirmed that Ralph is a tonka tier a bitch now, right? There was literally thousands of dollars in it for him if he did the PPP fight but now he'd rather have a little tussle with Warski for what? A dozen Pensive Cowboy donations and another year at most before his internal organs start faltering? Weak stuff, Ralph.
 
Yolo Swaggins said:
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We got too cocky PPPbros...

Ralph doesn't want to fight PPP anymore, he wants to fight Warski for fun instead.
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He literally called PPP a pedophile and said he'd take the money just for the privilege of putting PPP in a hospital.

I'm guessing he only entertained it for as long as he did just to get time to think of a narrative to back out with.
 
I would step into the ring with the fucking mountain for 8000 dollars, Ralph is a moron. Especially if I was debt-ridden with a floundering podcast show that could really use some free publicity.
 
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