PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

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Nephi said:
All e-celebs are manlets dumbass,
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I'm just saying there's a difference between being a manlet and 155. 155 is borderline midget territory. Literally. Some countries classify anyone below 150 as a midget.

If he's that short then he won't be able to ride some rollercoasters or reach the pedals in some cars and he's shorter than most 15 year olds.

According to Wikipedia male pygmies have an average height of between 147-152.

Ethan Ralph is about the same size as a literal fucking pygmy!

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it doesn't matter if it's shirtless or not, no shirt can contain that gunt during a fight.

Guntleman said:
I hope PPP pulls Ralph's pants and underwear down just to scare him and make him think he's legitimately about to be raped.
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I hope PPP spits into his hand and lubes up his erect PP and puts just the tip in to scare Ralph into thinking he's actually about to be raped haha lol
 
NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE said:
it doesn't matter if it's shirtless or not, no shirt can contain that gunt during a fight.


I hope PPP spits into his hand and lubes up his erect PP and puts just the tip in to scare Ralph into thinking he's actually about to be raped haha lol
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Imagine the fear in Ethan's eyes. Even though he'll read this thread and expect it, you never know if PPP will actually do it because he's a mad man.
 
Recoil said:
PPP just carries himself like someone who can fight
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A fucking tow truck couldn't carry PPP. They're both fat unhealthy slobs that will get winded just taking the three steps up to whatever ring they end up fighting in. Anyone expecting anything other than a few soft paws at the air before one of them collapses from a heart attack is being super :optimistic:
 
PPP has got the whole world in his hands. He will probably end up making Jim get Trump to tweet #Kony2012 at this rate.
 
I doubt the fight will go ahead due to the ever increasing requirements. Venue stipulations during COVID seem an easy way to duck this tbh.

Since neither side trusts the other, the purse could always be held in escrow with a 2-of-3 Bitcoin wallet, third key held by someone neutral. Benefit would be that it’s then possible to verify it exists pre-fight and is paid out subsequently. Drawback: I doubt Makers Mark would directly accept crypto, so this adds an extra step for Ralph.
 
エボラちゃん said:
Can't they just do a backyard fight? Google image shows a bunch of those and none of them look "formal" and "regulated".
It's not like they risk to get too badly injured with all that fat anyway.
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all it takes to get injured is to fall down in an unfortunate way, that's enough to break a bone or two

and if the fight is not formally set up and regulated with contracts and all then a fighter could potentially be held liable for medical expenses incurred by the other fighter due to the fight.
say, PPP punches ralph in the face and ralph loses a few teeth. now ralph racks up a five figure bill with his dentist and sues PPP for that sum. that's something you really want to avoid, and it's part of why you need all that legal preparation and paperwork and shit like that.
 
DumbDude42 said:
all it takes to get injured is to fall down in an unfortunate way, that's enough to break a bone or two

and if the fight is not formally set up and regulated with contracts and all then a fighter could potentially be held liable for medical expenses incurred by the other fighter due to the fight.
say, PPP punches ralph in the face and ralph loses a few teeth. now ralph racks up a five figure bill with his dentist and sues PPP for that sum. that's something you really want to avoid, and it's part of why you need all that legal preparation and paperwork and shit like that.
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I've given this some thought, and after applying my nonexistant law expertise I'm wondering if a waiver or three won't be able to handle this. Have it in writing that both parties want to fight, will not pursue legal action or sue for any suffered damages, will not ask for compensation for medical bills etc.
With business contracts it's possible to sanction situations or transactions in such a manner, is there anything that stops the same from happening when it comes to two fat fucks who pretend to want to fight each other?
 
Kamikaze said:
Wow, how much money did the promoters lose on the Donga fight? IIRC she was extremely helpful then, even putting up with Warski sperging and hanging up on her. This is a complete about face.
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It's not even about the money. "Tara, these fucking idiots got a lot of eyes on us and took over what we do with their nonsense and then one of them couldn't even fill out paperwork on time and we had to have a fucking wheelchair ceremony in the middle of our night of MMA. We are a fight company, not a touring wheelchair ceremony act. Don't ever pitch us a fight with people we don't know again, and I strongly recommend you also stop talking to everyone involved immediately"
 
GrotesqueBushes said:
I've given this some thought, and after applying my nonexistant law expertise I'm wondering if a waiver or three won't be able to handle this. Have it in writing that both parties want to fight, will not pursue legal action or sue for any suffered damages, will not ask for compensation for medical bills etc.
With business contracts it's possible to sanction situations or transactions in such a manner, is there anything that stops the same from happening when it comes to two fat fucks who pretend to want to fight each other?
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From what I've seen with Virginia law this shouldn't even be questionable.

Ralph nor PPP can claim self-defense for fighting when "gratifying passions".

Virginia's Self Defense Laws: What You Need To Know

www.tmwilsonlaw.com www.tmwilsonlaw.com
>The legal defense of self defense does not apply in situations where two persons willingly or voluntarily mutually engage in combat to "gratify their passion."21

>"When two persons enter willingly into a combat, not for self protection but to gratify their passion by inflicting injury upon each other, the doctrine of self-defense cannot be invoked on behalf of either."

Mutual combat is permitted across the country and cops don't tend to intervene.

Mutual combat - Wikipedia

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Most articles about Mutual Combat come up as an affirmative defense of domestic abuse where people agree to beat the shit out of each other, but as it stands right now we have both parties repeatedly expressing an interest in a fight. I'm not a Virginia lawyer or anything but I don't see any reason why PPP can not drive down to Virginia this second and have a legal fight with Ethan Ralph in the alleyway behind an Arby's.

This is clearly "gratifying passions", especially mine. Right now the hold up is Ralph because he wants to make as much money as humanly fucking possible and is afraid of breaking his agreement with the state. He should ask his officer if mutual combat is acceptable.
 
What's funny about the Tara LaRosa thing is that PPP made a stream where he was saying that there's no way any MMA organisation would let either of them pass a medical. Ralph kept saying there was then LaRosa laughed at him. He snapped and mocked her appearance.

Apropos of nothing here's a picture of Tara LaRosa. Look at that gunt and neckbeard!

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Can we do the halberds across the border thing?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/page-340#post-6452190

We'd have someone set up a laser beam to mark the border to avoid illegally crossing it.

I've checked with an expert on Admiralty Law and it's fine, though they seemed bemused by the notion of 'a laser'.

I'm sure someone here has a halberd. Maybe more than one.
 
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Null said:
I'm not a Virginia lawyer or anything but I don't see any reason why PPP can not drive down to Virginia this second and have a legal fight with Ethan Ralph in the alleyway behind an Arby's.
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I see at least one. Isn't the leaf-freedom border currently closed to all nonessential travel?
 
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