PPP vs. Ethan Ralph (MMA match) - Failed to materialize

[Goku 1000000 O]

Jim, because he always does.
Fuck you Jim, it's not fair.

PPP and Leo had a shot. One groveled, the other tried to use Gamergate.

Its not even that he’s tough, its just that everyone he fights with trips over themselves.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I am offering 10,000 dollars* if this happens.

*Zimbabwe dollars.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

Here's my two favorite parts of PPP's challenge to Ethan. hopefully he can verbally assault the gunt like this some more before the match, he goes pretty damn hard

 

[Nephi]

PPP and Leo had a shot. One groveled, the other tried to use Gamergate.

Its not even that he’s tough, its just that everyone he fights with trips over themselves.

There must be some Leprechaun out there who really likes Jim's videos, I don't get how he's so fucking lucky.

 

[DumbDude42]

what did ralph go to prison for?

 

[byuu]

Plot twist: The fight does happen but Null won't be able to enjoy it because the clashing of two gunts will create disgusting sounds.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Plot twist: The fight does happen but Null won't be able to enjoy it because the clashing of two gunts will create disgusting sounds.

His sensitive little boy ear couldn't handle the horror.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Wait, so am I reading this correctly... PPP is willing to do the fight for free, but Ralph needs $8000 just to show up? Damn, Ralph must be pretty scared.

 

[World Star]

I wonder if Ralph will even be able to stay sober long enough for this fight to occur.
Surely you're not allowed to into a fighting ring whiles over the legal limit.

 

[HumanHive]

Jim, because he always does.
Fuck you Jim, it's not fair.

HE JUST CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

 

[Spergichu]

Wait, so am I reading this correctly... PPP is willing to do the fight for free, but Ralph needs $8000 just to show up? Damn, Ralph must be pretty scared.

Well that’s all probably going straight to the hospital.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Wait, so am I reading this correctly... PPP is willing to do the fight for free, but Ralph needs $8000 just to show up? Damn, Ralph must be pretty scared.

How much Maker's Mark does 8k buy?

 

[Nephi]

How much Maker's Mark does 8k buy?

Around 267 bottles, $30 per bottle
Damn, that's a lot of drunk streams with DamePesos and angry mothers that don't want to call an uber AAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH that's not truuuuuuu

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Around 267 bottles, $30 per bottle
Damn, that's a lot of drunk streams with DamePesos and angry mothers that don't want to call an uber AAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH that's not truuuuuuu

Prob beneficial to Ralph since he can have an endless supply of alcohol and he won't have to leave the house.

 

[AnOminous]

what did ralph go to prison for?

He went to jail after punching a cop for waking him up out of a drunken stupor.

 

[Nephi]

He went to jail after punching a cop for waking him up out of a drunken stupor.

That's what he want us to believe so we alogs keep ignoring what happened behind that Arby's in the 90s.

 

[The Wokest]

what did ralph go to prison for?

He got drunk and gave officer Goldberg some trouble. He refused to comply.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

How much Maker's Mark does 8k buy?

about 301.12 liters or 79.55 gallons, assuming he buys it at costco (the cheapest place to buy it)

the better question is, how long would that last?

 

[Puck]

It's probably already been said but I just wanna say it again, this fights not gonna happen and my bet is on PPP being the one to pussy out

 

[Freedom Fries]

On the extremely slim chance this ever actually happens, and if Ethan insists on wearing a shirt, PPP can pull it up over the gunt as he's kicking his ass.

>5'1 250 lb wants to take on 6'4 350 lb
typical deluded addict thought process.

There is no way Ralph is 250 lbs. He's gotta be over 300.