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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Die For Me! said:
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The funniest part is him being asked if hes eating in a garage since there's motorcycles parked literally right behind him but he remains completely oblivious to them.
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Goes from suicide baiting to eating in a garage looking like a pig in shit.

Forget a Switch or Hogwarts Legacy, Ralph can't even afford Netflix. SAD! PATHETIC!

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Necrosan said:
Am I crazy or has there been an increase of streamers eating on camera and filming their mugs deforming as they try to cram as much food as possible?
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I think so, I notice because it disgusts me and it’s definitely been increasing. The algorithm and clicks must reward gross eating. Mukbangers are a thing for a reason that I cannot fathom. I’m guessing the same thing in me that feel revulsion watching someone eat on camera is the opposite in others and they find it pleasurable to watch.

(I also cannot tolerate the sound of liquid pouring into a glass on digital audio. Nothing like a can being cracked open to get me running to hit mute before the pour starts. Doesn’t bother me a bit IRL but it’s nails on chalkboard on digital streams)
 
Life's tough. Can't go to the one sushi place he knows. Only options now are the sandwich place or if he's feeling rich, the mall.

Granted, there are a lot more places to eat at, even in Los Heroes, but Ralph is a coward and may have been blacklisted from many of them.
 
Drunkensailor said:
I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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It's because Ralph acts like a fat woman at all times, that's just a physical manifestation of it.

Also one of the new fun Ralph games you can play while watching Ralph is "Count the Headwound". I got 2 this time.
 
Big Mommy said:
I don't know who he is lying for at this point, nobody believes him.
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Like Phil, he's deluded enough to think that he has any unironic fans left who are sufficiently dented to believe his obvious lies. This is why I'm really shipping this DSPxEOR crossover arc: I really want to see what happens when two pathologically lying malignant narcissists try to work together.
 
If Wario and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force had a love child it'd be this fat worthless piglet.
 
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