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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Right, an April Fool's.
Just like the time your horse absconded allegedly, you tweeted out a tirade of misogynistic pigbabble and then claimed it was all a "work" posting a photo of her with obviously dilated pupils.

Sure piggy. Sure. You really got us this time.
 
its the behaviour of a bratty kid with a ton of psych issues. Never been actually corrected of educated, only beaten with no real explanation as to why. Once ronnie absconded the pigsty, Sandra just did a terrible job raising him on her own. Ethan was out of control and she enabled his most deranged behaviours, including flying an almosd underaged bpd whore to act as a live in bangmaid while sharing a house with his mom. No sane mother would allow that if it wasnt because either: a) her mental state was already slippin (wich would mean ralph took advantage of his crazy mother for years) b) she was kinda wishing another female would take the responsability of raising him away from her. Not for nothing ralph always needed and pursued girlfriends that also acted like a mother.
Physical discipline is fine as long as it’s done with a firm set of rules and fairness. Unfortunately, many parents are like Ronnie and they just scream and beat the hell out of kids, or their spouse, because they are in a foul mood, crazy, someone else pissed them off or just a belligerent drunk. This is why Ralph shouldn’t be in a home with children.

Sandra coddled Ralph because she felt guilty he had a schizo abusive father, a disabled brother and he was emotionally eating himself into being the fattest kid at school. Ralph’s tantrums kept her walking on egg shells and giving in to his every whim. It’s his learned behavior, which is why he has behaved the way he has his entire life, and it set the pattern for all his relationships.

Ralph gets upset, Yells, throw tantrums, threatens…and if all that fails he threatens to kill himself and crosses his fingers. It’s the Ralphaway.

Ralph’s biggest problem is he’s all alone in his shack with nobody to yell at, nobody to bring him food and nobody to pay his rent. Nobody but Twitter to make suicide threats too. When he suicide baits on Twitter I figure it’s because the small number of ppl he still texts with are ignoring him. I bet 50% of texts Ralph has tried to send to May in the past year have been suicide baiting, hoping she would maybe see it and be worried enough to reply.

His conversation with Jesse is a good example of why even parasocial friends must block the pig.
 
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His conversation with Jesse is a good example of why even parasocial friends must block the pig.
Who wouldn’t want a 3am drunken pig calling and talking about getting his ass eaten? Quit being so guarded who do you think you are Dick Masterson?

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Ralph doesn't even realize the hand size and dexterity of a 4-year old makes a Switch inappropriate and frustrating for a child to try and operate. Even Nintendo, who loves to sell to kids, recommends Switch to ages 6 and up.

Fuck hell Ralph, go read Xander a book, color with him or practice writing letters with him, instead of shoving an electronic device in his hand to hypnotize him. Get him a mega blocks set to build with. Ralph has decided the only way his son is going to want to spend time with him is via cheap bribery of allowing him to do forbidden things. Sad.
 
Ralph doesn't even realize the hand size and dexterity of a 4-year old makes a Switch inappropriate and frustrating for a child to try and operate. Even Nintendo, who loves to sell to kids, recommends Switch to ages 6 and up.

Fuck hell Ralph, go read Xander a book, color with him or practice writing letters with him, instead of shoving an electronic device in his hand to hypnotize him. Get him a mega blocks set to build with. Ralph has decided the only way his son is going to want to spend time with him is via cheap bribery of allowing him to do forbidden things. Sad.
He's just following Ronnie's example of being a great dad. Besides that, doesn't Faith own a Switch anyways? Why buy a second one?
 
I hate this rush to foist screens on children. Just let the boy enjoy being a literal baby instead of immediately forcing him to become niggercattle.

A handheld isn't a substitute for a father, Ralph.
 
He must really be dreading the visits with his son. He sees him 2 hours every couple of months and wants to spend it scrolling Twitter while Xander plays on the Switch.

Ralph doesn't understand what is appropriate for a 4 year old because Ralph is not a father, just a reckless ejaculator.

I wonder if that's the Switch that Pantsu stole from Digibro.
 
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He expresses utter confusion that Diddler Dax felt the need to keep him at arm's length
I think :gunt: knows on some level that Juju wasn’t his real friend. Juju backed out from a show that would have had Ralph v Milo, plus himself. After the fallout from Juju’s bitchmade cancellation, Juju tried to big dawg :gunt: by shit talking him on the next show he did. The way in which he spoke about Ralph was par for the course to anyone paying attention, but that’s not what stood out. Ralph finally paid attention to the low way in which Juju treats him. He’s always demeaned Ralph, always acted like it’s some big favor to “lower” himself to even talk with Ralph. Making :gunt: the butt of his jokes isn’t a joke to Juju, it’s the usual treatment. Juju is capitalizing on their allegedly staged tiff to write Ralph off, for real. Juju never was Ralph’s friend in the first place. For all of Ralph’s heel turns, he isn’t built like Juju the Cow, who has no care for :gunt: at all. One of the better decisions Ralph’s made this year was in finally telling Juju off for his fake ass bish behavior. Whether he regrets it or not, truth outs eventually.

Speaking of Wuthering Heights, Ralpha & Grace held a dance off to the song, Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush, about a year & a half ago, close to when they first got acquainted. It’s a strange & fun watch:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-killstream-general-discussion-thread.81183/post-16534534
Could this be true love?
 
Posted a 40 minutes torta clip, greasy skin, fresh wound near eyebrow. Only watched 2 minutes, seems very boring.
Am I crazy or has there been an increase of streamers eating on camera and filming their mugs deforming as they try to cram as much food as possible?
 
I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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Does he do maintenance though, or is there just nothing for him to dirty his nails on?
He hasn't done a minute of actual labor in his life and to his great disMay there are no assholes around for him to go digging through and his arms are too short to give himself a reach around.
 
That tweet is now deleted and replaced with obvious cope. He wasn't fucked up again, it was an April Fools joke. Hahaha.
I would have more respect for Ralph if he just deleted the tweet and refused to ever acknowledge it instead of doing more of this gayfabe shit.
doesn't Faith own a Switch anyways? Why buy a second one?
The bigger question is how to buy a second one. He's sitting eating tacos in someone's garage, where is he pulling the $200~ to buy a Switch for DB1?
 
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