Xander is 3 years old. He turns 4 in two months (May 27th). He's currently at the age of learning how to put multi-word sentences together, how to walk up the stairs without falling down, counting, and playing pretend. Obviously it's a very
formative period for a child's growth cycle and brain development. It goes without saying Xander isn't mentally or physically capable of playing or understanding video games in a meaningful way, actually, video games would probably be a net negative impact at this stage in his development if you want to know the truth about it, bitch.
Ralph would know this if he spent time being a father.
Knowing how to cook is embarrassing because cooking is a womanly hobby that you pay restaurants to do for you.