📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Prediction: Phil reads this thread, mask is quietly burned in the sink before midnight Pacific Time tonight and mentioned nevermore.
 
Dentontx said:
Prediction: Phil reads this thread, mask is quietly burned in the sink before midnight Pacific Time tonight and mentioned nevermore.
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Unless he's actually dumb enough to double down on his Nazi mask in which case he has a good chance of getting his ass kicked by some antifa nerd.
 
Dentontx said:
Prediction: Phil reads this thread, mask is quietly burned in the sink before midnight Pacific Time tonight and mentioned nevermore.
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My take: Burns the mask in a trash can in the living room and sets the place ablaze.
 
Most Antifa members are totally unaware of the irony within their own "movement." Also Phil rarely leaves his hovel because Kiwis are posted outside at all hours waiting to pounce.
 
Mogambo said:
You know, I often make fun of Phil for trying to act like a perpetual 13 year old edgelord, but going through some older pictures of him, he was already looking like some sort of hobo back in 2012. And yeah he's only gotten worse since then. His Deviant Art pages are still a treasure trove of lulz though. I'm reasonably sure he's just forgotten about them, or at least forgotten his passwords. A shame as I rather enjoyed laughing at his "art." I mean, it was no ShecameforCWC.jpg but it was still probably entertaining.

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Twrx said:
Now he's a libertarian? How many political ideals can one person have?
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Phil just thinks they're like Pokemon.

RE: The skull mask - you all know you're over-thinking it, right. Phil just thinks skulls are Latinx and kewl

Hah. Talking about Philth being a Nazi on page 88.
 
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I very much appreciate the significance that this is page 88 of this thread. Heil Hitler, Phil, you fatarded autist.

[Rates self late, hadn't seen the above. Apologies @muh_moobs.]
 
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muh_moobs said:
RE: The skull mask - you all know you're over-thinking it, right. Phil just thinks skulls are Latinx and kewl
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Oh yeah, I don’t think anyone here thinks Phil is aware that those skull masks are a Nazi thing. As we all know, Phil has no actual knowledge of his “enemies.” He thinks they’ll just stand there while he mows them down with his Nerf gun like in his wank fantasies.

It’s funny how very autistic his idea of looking like a badass is. He has no idea how to do it, so he relies on the capitalists who sell this shit to tell him. I would imagine he finds it quite frustrating that no matter how many ways he writes what he wants us to think of him on himself, we still see through it.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Oh yeah, I don’t think anyone here thinks Phil is aware that those skull masks are a Nazi thing. As we all know, Phil has no actual knowledge of his “enemies.” He thinks they’ll just stand there while he mows them down with his Nerf gun like in his wank fantasies.
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He knows now because he obsessively reads these threads.

1488 Phil.
 
BlueArmedDevil said:
Cold potato is cold
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Forgot to pay the heating bill again, shitbird? (And when I say "forgot," I mean "chose to spend the money you had budgeted for that on tard-grade cosplaying-a-soldier spankbait.") Or is it that the heater's in Slingblade's room?

Best part is that I CAN STILL SEE YOUR DERP EYES behind your $1.98 Walgreen's-checkout tier goggles. The only way you're ever going to hide your FAS from us is to gouge out your entire face.
 
Supersoldiers compared.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Survives being frozen in the antarctic ice for seventy years.

PHIL: Whines about being indoors in Portland during a relatively mild winter, despite having huge numbers of blankets, hoodies, scarves, gloves, balaclavas etc.

USA! USA! USA!
 
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