📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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the downright obscene selfies Phil posts of himself on facebook have been a point of amusement, fascination and horror for months now. His ever changing appearance, odd and disfigured face, and lack of hygiene makes him look goofier and goofier everyday.

So, instead of making a thread for every single picture Phil posts on facebook, I thought it would be better if we just had a general thread where we can post (and laugh at) them.

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This is Phil's current profile picture as of 09-26-2016.

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not sure if all are profile pics or if old pics are to be counted
 
No way he's as homeless as he claims. I don't know a single person irl who has a lighter complexion than LandPhil does.
 
nvrwastetree said:
Wtf is he pointing and screaming at?? I think the last time I laughed this hard at a picture of someone was back when Chris was putting his headshots on eBay, you know the one where he is attempting to wink but instead it looks like he is having a stroke.
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Some politician in San Francisco that he thinks is "transmysongist".
 
Why does he want to look like giant Ursula rising from the sea at the end of The Little Mermaid?
 
MrsFrizzle said:
This one makes me sad, because at first glance it looks like Rik Mayall doing a character, and then I remember that Rik Mayall is dead.
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Rik Mayall would have needed heavy prosthetics to look that bizarre.

Ophelia said:
Why does he want to look like giant Ursula rising from the sea at the end of The Little Mermaid?
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He seems to be of the school of thought that believes "If I pretend I'm a super-hot woman, everyone will ignore my bullfrog chin and 5 o'clock shadow, so I can take a selfie from any angle I like." See also: pretending to be a dark-skinned Latina.

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When did Phil meet Michael Moore?
 
Twrx said:
Some politician in San Francisco that he thinks is "transmysongist".
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That was the protest Jordan was also at. There's a hilarious video of Jordan running away from Phil. You can also see Phil's bald spot in the video.
 
The thing about Phil's pictures that always gets me is that he takes them and posts them... knowing what they look like.

Does he honestly think he looks good in these pictures?
 
4Macie said:
The thing about Phil's pictures that always gets me is that he takes them and posts them... knowing what they look like.
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He doesn't, though. It's more autistic face blindness. He actually looks at these and sees a beautiful translatinx princess, not a fat, potato looking mentally challenged bum.
 
Bad Dog said:
not sure if all are profile pics or if old pics are to be counted
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You can post any pictures of him, really. I just specified profile pictures in the title because those are the ones most commonly updated.
 
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