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I don't come in this thread too often, so I just saw the photos of Phil failing to look like a scary badass with his airsoft AK. @Bassomatic you were saying the wood looks cheap on his "rifle". I'm 99% sure that's because the stock and hand guard are plastic, not wood. You can tell the bolt carrier group and charging handle are definitely plastic. It's likely one of the extremely cheap (like $45) airsoft Kalashnikovs that are mostly plastic.

And you just have to laugh at the little tardnugget trying to be intimidating and failing so hard at it, especially in the photos of him "patrolling the mean streets of Portland". Isaboy is such a blatant rétard that he can't even hide it when he's covered head-to-toe, including a mask.
 
And you just have to laugh at the little tardnugget trying to be intimidating and failing so hard at it, especially in the photos of him "patrolling the mean streets of Portland". Isaboy is such a blatant rétard that he can't even hide it when he's covered head-to-toe, including a mask.

I think the whole antifa bodysuit thing is he's become hypersensitive about how special needs he looks (because he is in fact special needs) and is desperately trying and failing to cover it up.
 
I think the whole antifa bodysuit thing is he's become hypersensitive about how special needs he looks (because he is in fact special needs) and is desperately trying and failing to cover it up.

Fucking took him long enough. He's failing miserably if that's what Phil is trying to do. He could be wearing a burka and a motorcycle helmet and it would still be crystal clear that Phil is a rétard. So much for being "proud of who you are".
 
Somewhere around early adolescence, maybe 12 or 13.
I'd say this as his rebelling ideas and thoughts are often part of first onset of puberty. It's funny because edge master Phil, is stuck as a 12 year old boy trying to shock people by saying "wild" things and wearing hot topic clothes.
 
I'd say this as his rebelling ideas and thoughts are often part of first onset of puberty. It's funny because edge master Phil, is stuck as a 12 year old boy trying to shock people by saying "wild" things and wearing hot topic clothes.

Fuck you, Bassomatic! You're not my real dad! It isn't a phase! It's my life! This is who I am! You just don't understand me! No one understands me! My life is darkness and pain! I wear black because there's no color in my world! I'm going to my room to listen to My Chemical Romance and write poetry about killing myself and bringing down the system!

Yeah, Phil is basically a Jr. High kid (who pretends to be a girl) stuck in the nearing-middle-aged body of an obese, balding 30-something man.
 
(who pretends to be a girl)

I am straight up predicting the end of Phil's identification as a woman.

Bear with me here, I know this flies in the face of everything his disgusting philthy ass has been shrieking for the past halfdecade or more. But I got real curious about the save nurit shein tag that's at the bottom of one of these threads, and when I googled it the second result was Phil's old dumbass Vagene-da-Sasuke blog.

Read around there long enough and (along with the constant gun sperging, whining about his homeless and friendless status, and a truly disturbing level of CWC obsession) you get a lot more Chairwoman this and that than you would now. A whole lot more. Whereas these days Phil tags himself with genderless Prime Minister, Mayor, etc. titles.

I know there's a lot of disagreement here as to whether Phil ever actually deballed himself, but that I've always taken more or less at face value. But what if that was the culmination of his quest to become a woman, not a milestone on the way? What if having chopped off his minor unit, he's actually starting to think of himself as neutered and not a woman at all?

I'm not 100% sure I buy this myself now that I've written it all out, but something is up with Phil's gender identity. The most obvious next step for this self-proclaimed Jew, Lateenks, woman, and antifascist is to proclaim himself...a man.
 
I am straight up predicting the end of Phil's identification as a woman.

Bear with me here, I know this flies in the face of everything his disgusting philthy ass has been shrieking for the past halfdecade or more. But I got real curious about the save nurit shein tag that's at the bottom of one of these threads, and when I googled it the second result was Phil's old dumbass Vagene-da-Sasuke blog.

Read around there long enough and (along with the constant gun sperging, whining about his homeless and friendless status, and a truly disturbing level of CWC obsession) you get a lot more Chairwoman this and that than you would now. A whole lot more. Whereas these days Phil tags himself with genderless Prime Minister, Mayor, etc. titles.

I know there's a lot of disagreement here as to whether Phil ever actually deballed himself, but that I've always taken more or less at face value. But what if that was the culmination of his quest to become a woman, not a milestone on the way? What if having chopped off his minor unit, he's actually starting to think of himself as neutered and not a woman at all?

I'm not 100% sure I buy this myself now that I've written it all out, but something is up with Phil's gender identity. The most obvious next step for this self-proclaimed Jew, Lateenks, woman, and antifascist is to proclaim himself...a man.
I wonder about that myself. He clearly doesn’t identify as a woman in real terms. He doesn’t present as female (I don’t count tattoos proclaiming him to be female). He plays his masculinity up, in fact. He clearly does have issues around sex, because he’s stuck in early puberty, mentally speaking. I think the trans thing is just his way of escaping the world of adult sexuality that he feels compelled to participate in but is unwilling to do so. He specified that he wanted a shallow vagina so no one could rape him, but I think the real reason was so he physically couldn’t have sex any more.
 
I've mentioned a few times how I think that Phil's identity is basically a paper doll: something he can dress up with different "outfits" (groups, interests, ideologies, etc.) that catch Phil's interest in hopes of gaining attention and acceptance from the people he looks up to, but totally devoid of any real substance. So Phil dropping the tranny shit and going back to identifying as male is something I could see him do one day. Being a gender special transginger hasn't gained him attention in a very long time, and fewer people are excusing his shitty behavior/actions/views because of it these days. Phil being a "woman" has always felt like edgy teenage "Fuck you Angelo for spanking me! Fuck you Dale, you're not my real dad! Fuck you for expecting me to be a responsible adult and pay for things myself!" kind of thing to me. So him dropping it when he gets desperate for asspats and attention, especially if he finds a new group he wants to be part of, wouldn't surprise me.
 
I've mentioned a few times how I think that Phil's identity is basically a paper doll: something he can dress up with different "outfits" (groups, interests, ideologies, etc.) that catch Phil's interest in hopes of gaining attention and acceptance from the people he looks up to, but totally devoid of any real substance. So Phil dropping the tranny shit and going back to identifying as male is something I could see him do one day. Being a gender special transginger hasn't gained him attention in a very long time, and fewer people are excusing his shitty behavior/actions/views because of it these days. Phil being a "woman" has always felt like edgy teenage "Fuck you Angelo for spanking me! Fuck you Dale, you're not my real dad! Fuck you for expecting me to be a responsible adult and pay for things myself!" kind of thing to me. So him dropping it when he gets desperate for asspats and attention, especially if he finds a new group he wants to be part of, wouldn't surprise me.
He seems to have been playing it down recently, along with the Latinx thing. I thought it was interesting that as soon as it was announced that Slingblade was leaving, he immediately referred to himself as a Latinx woman. I wonder if maybe Jon was threatening to spill the beans on Phil’s identity lies, or kept pointing them out to him.
 
You just know he'll read all this and will reeeeeeee all over his social media about how he really is a girl and how sexist the Farms is for expecting him to attempt to look female. "Kiwi Farms thinks I'm turning my back on my trans comrades" or some shit.

It's remarkably easy to wind Phil up and make him dance.
 
I hope he does give up on his tranny/hispanic identities just because it will be especially entertaining to see him explain those tattoos. Hell, I wish he had his tattoo fetish when he decided to call himself Ahuviah Harel just because he probably would have had Jewish symbolism permenantly etched onto his skin, which would have made his anti-semitism even more entertaining.
 
Bear with me here, I know this flies in the face of everything his disgusting philthy ass has been shrieking for the past halfdecade or more. But I got real curious about the save nurit shein tag that's at the bottom of one of these threads, and when I googled it the second result was Phil's old dumbass Vagene-da-Sasuke blog.
This is a bit old; Phil (and his ginger-root buddy Jordman) were to raise a stink in Mazzoni Center, an informed-consent troon service presided by Shein, because they denied Phil a letter for castration. Phil called Shein a "Zionist" and all sorts of unwoke names. In her turn Shein says the behavior of Phil and Jordman "put all transwomen to shame".
 
I hope he does give up on his tranny/hispanic identities just because it will be especially entertaining to see him explain those tattoos. Hell, I wish he had his tattoo fetish when he decided to call himself Ahuviah Harel just because he probably would have had Jewish symbolism permenantly etched onto his skin, which would have made his anti-semitism even more entertaining.
I hope he does too, only because he has a bunch of autistic scribbles on his skin that'll always keep him from forgetting this stupid wannabe beaner shit.
 
Oh no doubt, Phil is... very odd, because he's essentially a 30 something manchild desperately trying to identify as a gay/trans/asexual Latinx womyn of colour, despite being as straight and whitebread as possible. I blame a lot of his problems on identity politics. I mean, he's stupid and almost certainly has some behavioural issues that need to be addressed, but he'd be a lot happier if he never got into the gay tranny Communist shit. Somehow, he came to associate all of his radical politics and gender shit with people online giving him attention, so he's latched onto whatever identities seemed popular at the moment. Hence his shift from being gay, to trans, to ace... as well as his claiming to be Jewish, Wiccan, Buddhist, Communist, Satanist, etc. Its all just LARPing for him, and to some degree he knows its fake, even if he's afraid to admit it. I believe Ravenor has even said Phil has anxiety about acknowledging he's white. Of course, Toren knows all of this. Toren lived with him, and put up with all of his shit, but unlike the dwindling number of online asspatters, Toren was never afraid to tell Phil he isn't Latinx or trans. In fact, I'm sure that's a big part of the reason Phil doesn't want Toren to leave and will put up with the vodka ogre stealing his bed and living there rent free.

For a while now, I've said that one of the most telling thing about Phil is that he actually seems embarrassed to be seen out and about in public wearing a dress or identifying as a woman, at least outside of certain cosplay activities where he wants to be photographed to present a specific image. Granted he lucked out by latching onto a particular subculture that says you are whatever you say you are, but most of them weren't dumb enough to cover their bodies in tattoos proclaiming they're demifluid jellyfishkin. They can easily move away from it once they hit puberty or graduate college. Phil is stuck with his identities long after they aren't popular or trendy anymore. In fact, I sometimes wonder if Phil realizes how permanent tattoos are. He's very stupid and immature, but I get the feeling both him and Chris think that they magically go from being young, hip guys to adults with jobs and families, without realizing the hard work you need to put in to reach that point. I don't think Phil realizes that he's done fucked up his life.

Phil doesn't really drop identities; its more like he cycles through them. This is probably a symptom of his autism, but once he gets interested in something, he tends to make it a permanent part of his persona. He's sort of becoming obsessed with Judaism again, despite his anti-Semitism. He also apparently is still into anime, but won't admit it because the other antifa troons think its childish. I do agree that he will probably eventually drop or at least downplay being a "woman," and possibly even his whole Latinx thing though. I don't think being a woman specifically was ever all that important to him, just being a special unique snowflake who is different from all of his peers, so just like he went from being gay to being trans when gay got too "boring" and "mainstream," its possible that being a woman will get dropped in favor of something else.

With all that being said, eventually the whole SJW politics thing is going to become stale, as all youth trends inevitably do. In a few years it may very well wither on the vine, just as emo or crunk or fidget spinners did, in which case Phil will likely try to keep milking it for another decade (assuming he lives that long) while all the actual teenagers move on to whatever the new fad is. Or possibly trannies will go so mainstream that Phil will feel he's no longer unique and special, and he'll have to jump onto yet another trend to socially isolate himself from the world. Or maybe he'll finally get tired of keeping up with SJW trends, or just realize he can't mooch off them anymore, and he'll try to ingratiate himself to another community. Environmentalists have been tossed around as one possibility, and others have speculated he'll try to convert to Islam and identify as a long lost Palestinian. Its entirely possible Phil will go hard right. Weird as it sounds, he does seem to believe in some right wing points (in fact, I think he even bought into some Alex Jones stuff), and even behaves more like what a right winger would think of as a cartoonish caricature of the left.

A sudden "born again" phase where Phil claims to "see the light" and tells everyone how those evil leftists misled him would be hilarious, but it would probably still manage to net him some asspats from a different, though equally gullible, online crowd. I'm not sure Phil is actually bright enough to pull it off though. More likely, he'll simply stumble into some crowd that wants to exploit him as a patsy, assuming he manages to make any human connections at all outside of Toren and whatever twat took him to the gun range (and even then, said mystery person only appears to have hung out with Phil once or twice; just because they didn't spill the beans to the farms doesn't necessarily mean they're sympathetic to Phil, since they haven't taken him out for any further adventures that we know of).
 
Oh no doubt, Phil is... very odd, because he's essentially a 30 something manchild desperately trying to identify as a gay/trans/asexual Latinx womyn of colour, despite being as straight and whitebread as possible. I blame a lot of his problems on identity politics. I mean, he's stupid and almost certainly has some behavioural issues that need to be addressed, but he'd be a lot happier if he never got into the gay tranny Communist shit. Somehow, he came to associate all of his radical politics and gender shit with people online giving him attention, so he's latched onto whatever identities seemed popular at the moment. Hence his shift from being gay, to trans, to ace... as well as his claiming to be Jewish, Wiccan, Buddhist, Communist, Satanist, etc. Its all just LARPing for him, and to some degree he knows its fake, even if he's afraid to admit it. I believe Ravenor has even said Phil has anxiety about acknowledging he's white. Of course, Toren knows all of this. Toren lived with him, and put up with all of his shit, but unlike the dwindling number of online asspatters, Toren was never afraid to tell Phil he isn't Latinx or trans. In fact, I'm sure that's a big part of the reason Phil doesn't want Toren to leave and will put up with the vodka ogre stealing his bed and living there rent free.

For a while now, I've said that one of the most telling thing about Phil is that he actually seems embarrassed to be seen out and about in public wearing a dress or identifying as a woman, at least outside of certain cosplay activities where he wants to be photographed to present a specific image. Granted he lucked out by latching onto a particular subculture that says you are whatever you say you are, but most of them weren't dumb enough to cover their bodies in tattoos proclaiming they're demifluid jellyfishkin. They can easily move away from it once they hit puberty or graduate college. Phil is stuck with his identities long after they aren't popular or trendy anymore. In fact, I sometimes wonder if Phil realizes how permanent tattoos are. He's very stupid and immature, but I get the feeling both him and Chris think that they magically go from being young, hip guys to adults with jobs and families, without realizing the hard work you need to put in to reach that point. I don't think Phil realizes that he's done fucked up his life.

Phil doesn't really drop identities; its more like he cycles through them. This is probably a symptom of his autism, but once he gets interested in something, he tends to make it a permanent part of his persona. He's sort of becoming obsessed with Judaism again, despite his anti-Semitism. He also apparently is still into anime, but won't admit it because the other antifa troons think its childish. I do agree that he will probably eventually drop or at least downplay being a "woman," and possibly even his whole Latinx thing though. I don't think being a woman specifically was ever all that important to him, just being a special unique snowflake who is different from all of his peers, so just like he went from being gay to being trans when gay got too "boring" and "mainstream," its possible that being a woman will get dropped in favor of something else.

With all that being said, eventually the whole SJW politics thing is going to become stale, as all youth trends inevitably do. In a few years it may very well wither on the vine, just as emo or crunk or fidget spinners did, in which case Phil will likely try to keep jerking off it for another decade (assuming he lives that long) while all the actual teenagers move on to whatever the new fad is. Or possibly trannies will go so mainstream that Phil will feel he's no longer unique and special, and he'll have to jump onto yet another trend to socially isolate himself from the world. Or maybe he'll finally get tired of keeping up with SJW trends, or just realize he can't mooch off them anymore, and he'll try to ingratiate himself to another community. Environmentalists have been tossed around as one possibility, and others have speculated he'll try to convert to Islam and identify as a long lost Palestinian. Its entirely possible Phil will go hard right. Weird as it sounds, he does seem to believe in some right wing points (in fact, I think he even bought into some Alex Jones stuff), and even behaves more like what a right winger would think of as a cartoonish caricature of the left.

A sudden "born again" phase where Phil claims to "see the light" and tells everyone how those evil leftists misled him would be hilarious, but it would probably still manage to net him some asspats from a different, though equally gullible, online crowd. I'm not sure Phil is actually bright enough to pull it off though. More likely, he'll simply stumble into some crowd that wants to exploit him as a patsy, assuming he manages to make any human connections at all outside of Toren and whatever twat took him to the gun range (and even then, said mystery person only appears to have hung out with Phil once or twice; just because they didn't spill the beans to the farms doesn't necessarily mean they're sympathetic to Phil, since they haven't taken him out for any further adventures that we know of).

Seeing Phil try to go Right-wing would be hilarious, because most Right-wingers won't be sympathetic to Isaboy being a jobless loser living off their tax dollars. Plus it would be really easy to send all his new "Nazi" pals evidence of all the far-Left pinko bullshit he's regurgitated over the years.
 
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