📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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The Dude said:
Seeing Phil try to go Right-wing would be hilarious, because most Right-wingers won't be sympathetic to Isaboy being a jobless loser living off their tax dollars. Plus it would be really easy to send all his new "Nazi" pals evidence of all the far-Left pinko bullshit he's regurgitated over the years.
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Or you could just show them his many tattoos expressing eternal adherence to various lefty causes.
 
Phil claiming to be the "antifa prime minister" (whatever that is), is like Chris and his dimension merge. To retards that crave for attention while being totally mocked from everyone trying to get into a postion of power, even if its imaginary :lol::philthy:
 
You know, I often make fun of Phil for trying to act like a perpetual 13 year old edgelord, but going through some older pictures of him, he was already looking like some sort of hobo back in 2012. And yeah he's only gotten worse since then. His Deviant Art pages are still a treasure trove of lulz though. I'm reasonably sure he's just forgotten about them, or at least forgotten his passwords. A shame as I rather enjoyed laughing at his "art." I mean, it was no ShecameforCWC.jpg but it was still probably entertaining.

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These pictures are always so unintentionally revealing. Here Phil weilds a totem of the phallic power he was already disclaiming and would soon enough (pretend to?) obliterate. He has always resorted to external weapons and insignia to symbolize the power he himself knows will never be his own.

It takes me to the very edge of A-logging but TBH fam I find Phil kind of exhausting lately. He has never in his life produced a single thing of the slightest value to anyone, not even himself, and he clearly never will no matter how long he lives. He will only continue to bounce and squeak into the all-consuming void, long after even the likes of us his last and only audience, have stopped paying attention. He will never, ever be anything but a drain on the good taxpayers of Oregon or whatever state he finally bumps up in after he's been run out of PDX. There are damn few I can see myself saying this about but Do a flip Phil. It would be a gift to the world and likely the only one you'll ever be capable of.
 
Amazing. He dresses as a Neo-Nazi while advocating a form of government that would sink his tugboat. “How dumb can you get?” is no longer a rhetorical insult. I really do wonder how dumb Phil can get.
 
Expect the photo to be memory holed asap once Phil reads here and realises his mistake. Alternatively he'll say he's 'reclaiming' the skull facemask, while hoping to fuck none of his antifat acquaintances call him out on it.

Be honest, Phil. You love the power behind the whole nazi, white supremacist thing. If it hadn't been for a crush on J-Lo and China-Kun from Hetalia he'd have stayed republican and just gone steadily further right for the power trip. Guns and fear are the only way he thinks people will take him seriously, lol. As long as his political stance appears 'shocking' somehow, that's all that matters.
 
Positron said:
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He looked slightly less derp-eyed in the previous photo, possibly because wearing a Nazi-style skull mask made him feel more confident, but in that photo he’s as derpy as ever.

Basically he needs to stop wearing things in close proximity to his eyes. They just draw attention to the problem.

Also that design highlights his wattle more than ever.
 
Twrx said:
Now he's a libertarian? How many political ideals can one person have?
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All of them and none.

Phil is really the kind of person dumb enough to be a hyper left small gov kinda person. It's because he literally isn't smart enough to think about how unrealistic is it.

There's this system that lets you do what ever you want, ok that's small gov, we can debate that but understand the concept. There's also welfare for people like Phil, ok we can understand that. But now Phil thinks there will be a volunteer system that pays him a lot of money for him to be him.

No the only reason spuds has anything is we have to pay taxes. If not, Phil would starve to death, no charity would help him, no willing person would donate etc. Phil really just likes the idea of a tyce level analchest group because he's stupid. But also he wants his tug boat.

He's not really even potlical, I bet dollar to dime he can't name Portlands Mayor, he just knows it sounds grown up to be political and he wants friends so he plays the game. He parrots what the troons he looks up to say and mostly it's lefty babble. But he's also an edge master so, he's gotta talk about that stuff.

Even in his retarded OC country he shows some serious hard right stuff because he has a power boner (lol he has a penis) but the nation is a shit hole. All around Phil just wants what he wants and slaps labels to justify things. It's not enough for him to say I like things, he has to make it part of his very being.

You or I can say boy oh boy I like Dodge cars, and be done with it. Phil has to ramble about Chargers to people who don't enjoy cars and get a big old MOPAR tat on his face. Because he's a better fan or something and now you can't debate him on his dedication, then he runs off to a new autistic obession and hobby.
 
Twrx said:
Could Phil be wearing these, because he's embarrassed of the tear drop tattoo and what antifa would say.
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It would be funny if he wore that shit in front of antifa and someone took a bike lock to his head because he's dressed as a Nazi.
 
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