📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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I think this is an old pic (no visible neck tattoos and looks like he might still have eyebrows) but he only added it to his YouCaring gallery recently. Actually one of his less-horrific looks IMO.

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That's gotta be older since he's considerably heavier now.
 
define "less"

He just looks kinda harmless. Definitely unambiguously exceptional, but not dangerous. Like the kind of guy that your mom will make a lasagna for because she's at least 80% sure he doesn't know how to feed himself.
 
He just looks kinda harmless. Definitely unambiguously exceptional, but not dangerous. Like the kind of guy that your mom will make a lasagna for because she's at least 80% sure he doesn't know how to feed himself.
Nah. He looks like an edgelord sped. The kind of person that would punch your mother if she made him lasagna.
 
I think this is an old pic (no visible neck tattoos and looks like he might still have eyebrows) but he only added it to his YouCaring gallery recently. Actually one of his less-horrific looks IMO.

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The fuck has he got hanging from that carabiner? Certainly not keys 'cause he was houseless. Looks like about 8 different bottle openers.

I guess that would make sense for him. He's never understood that having several of the exact same tool isn't more effective, just autistic.
 
The fuck has he got hanging from that carabiner? Certainly not keys 'cause he was houseless. Looks like about 8 different bottle openers.

Might have keys to his storage locker and his "pet" bike lock though, and multiples of other weird shit that he collected. Like bottle openers, or something 'trans' whatever. He seems to believe buying any stupid trinket counts as supporting his pet cause of the moment.
 
At one point he was hogging lockers at youth centers for his junk. But I think those things on his neck are witchcraft-related shit.
 
Those look to be Pagan/Celtic rune necklaces. I have a couple of my own that are worn interchangeably.

The one on top looks like a rune or symbol used to signify the sun, while the lower might be a faux bone carving or some other dumb shit that Phil wouldn't be able to explain without Google.

And is that the legendary "whacked his head on the bridge" helmet you guys talked about? :story:


Edit: He'll probably have better luck with donations now that he looks like someone semi-recovering from homelessness, even if its old. I wonder who talked him into using that one?
 
I think this is an old pic (no visible neck tattoos and looks like he might still have eyebrows) but he only added it to his YouCaring gallery recently. Actually one of his less-horrific looks IMO.

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Too bad youcaring photos can't be scanned for a time and date. I'm thinking new photo because it looks like he's carrying a helmet and maybe wanted to show off by walking it around. Def wasn't riding his bike though, not in that skirt
 
I'm thinking new photo because it looks like he's carrying a helmet and maybe wanted to show off by walking it around

No neckflap tat, though. And as someone surmised above, the helmet's probably Literal IRL Troll Phil's sleeping gear.
 
Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.

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One point for Philly for not doing those nasty chola brows for once. Now he just has to work on everything else.
 
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