📚 Megathread Phil's Profile Pictures - and other pictures

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Flame the Sunbird said:
Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.

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Expectation:
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Reality:
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Jesus I can't get over how much they've trashed that place already. It's all dirty carpets and maps taped directly to the wall.

Lurkette said:
but how can his neck be that fat
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Untreated thyroidal goiters.
 
Smutley said:
Jesus I can't get over how much they've trashed that place already. It's all dirty carpets and maps taped directly to the wall.
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They've also got piles of stuff on the floor. That's usually how hoarders begin, especially when they're moving into a new place. Trust me, if they were allowed to stay there for a couple months, they'd turn that place into a fucking refuse heap, with plastic water bottles, and old clothes, and piles of paper stacked everywhere so you couldn't even walk without knocking something over.
 
An Ghost said:
Hot potatoes for the potato.

The green and black flag stands for 'environmental anarchism' too bad without iron mines and coal refineries there wouldn't be bullets.
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I thought he'd given up on the environmentalism thing due to the total lack of asspats. Guess I was wrong.
Flame the Sunbird said:
Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.

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If Phil posted about Slingblade half as much as he posts about his bike, I'd believe their relationship was legit.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Holy fuck, I though the Mario hats were bad enough, but a studded beret? :heart-empty:
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You know how in Warhammer they add spikey bits on things to make them more Chaosy/Orky/Dark Eldary... that's kind of Phil. He thinks it makes him edgy, but it just looks... wrong. Spikes and studs on a leather jacket? Sure. But on a beret? Yeah...
 
Mogambo said:
You know how in Warhammer they add spikey bits on things to make them more Chaosy/Orky/Dark Eldary... that's kind of Phil. He thinks it makes him edgy, but it just looks... wrong. Spikes and studs on a leather jacket? Sure. But on a beret? Yeah...
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It's kind of Marcel-Marceau-fucked-Metal-Sonichu.
 
Dentontx said:
The AK pic is from here. Phil's just salty he can't get into the YPJ on account of being a man.
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I just Googled the YPJ and they look pretty badass - basically they look the way Phil wishes he looked. Now I'm wondering if Phil's going to "discover" some Middle Eastern ancestry for maximum anti-American points. I wouldn't put it past the idiot to get himself arrested by posting a load of pro-ISIS stuff on Facebook.
 
I love how this "beautiful translatinx" has a neck that rivals Cannibal Corpse's George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher:

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It took Fisher years of headbanging for that, it only took Phil being a spud with a goblin body.
 
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