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[POWER IN MISERY]

he's got the tranny slob look down perfectly. he is the magnum opus.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck... those eyebrows. You'd think with daily practice he'd get better at them.

I think the problem is not a lack of practice but a lack of self-awareness. His autism prevents him from understanding what looks good on him. He knows that there are Latina women who think it's a good look, but he's also incapable of comprehending that.

The thought process is:
1. "Latinas do this and think it looks good."
2. "Latin women are superior, so they must be right."
3. "I am a Latina woman."
4. "Therefore if I do that, it will look good."

It's cargo cult reasoning.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Yes your very close

Is it the electrical tape he has on those straps?

 

[MMX]

I think the problem is not a lack of practice but a lack of self-awareness. His autism prevents him from understanding what looks good on him. He knows that there are Latina women who think it's a good look, but he's also incapable of comprehending that.

The thought process is:
1. "Latinas do this and think it looks good."
2. "Latin women are superior, so they must be right."
3. "I am a Latina woman."
4. "Therefore if I do that, it will look good."

It's cargo cult reasoning.

I remember phil sharing a bunch of clickbait about
"Dumb Sterotypes white folks think about latinas"
Phil clearly focused on the "were more than maids and handymen" and stopped reading because the next point was "we find the chola look just as embarrassing as everyone else".

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I remember phil sharing a bunch of clickbait about
"Dumb Sterotypes white folks think about latinas"
Phil clearly focused on the "were more than maids and handymen" and stopped reading because the next point was "we find the chola look just as embarrassing as everyone else".

His thought process was less "I am tired of white people stereotyping us" and more "I am [pretending to be] Latina and therefore this will reinforce my case! Would a white person share an article calling white people dumb? I think not!" He probably didn't even read it.

Even if his case for being Latina was better, like we didn't know about his family or he had darker skin, it would be really hard to believe him because he just tries too hard with it. Like, I remember he posted the photo of himself with some Mexican cheese and a caption saying something like, "We are both Latina!" Because that's what Latinas do whenever they find stuff from Central America, of course. For a similar reason, you can't take Chinese people into electronics stores.

 

[Mogambo]

I remember phil sharing a bunch of clickbait about
"Dumb Sterotypes white folks think about latinas"
Phil clearly focused on the "were more than maids and handymen" and stopped reading because the next point was "we find the chola look just as embarrassing as everyone else".

Actually I doubt Phil read it beyond the word Latina, let alone comprehended it. The funny thing is, his whole world is nothing but stereotypes. He tries very hard to run with the whole chola look because he thinks that's what true and honest Latinas do, and mixes up Puerto Rico and Mexico because all Spanish speakers are the same to him.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Today on pimp my tard helmet.

is that supposed to be a blue meanie on his hand?

 

[AnOminous]

A helmet is wasted on Phil, there's nothing in that deformed skull to protect.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

A helmet is wasted on Phil, there's nothing in that deformed skull to protect.

It's not for Phil, it's for innocent passers-by who don't want to smell the fecal matter leaking out of his fractured skull when he falls over in the street while stimming himself.

 

[Hellfire]

Updates on his alternate account.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Lurkette]

I'll see if anyone can spot it before I post but it's not that, your close with bag though.

Done.

Does it have to do with the duck tape? I cant make out what the purpose of it is, if its holding the straps together or holding something on or what. Or the drawstring barely visible?

 

[Mogambo]

Today on pimp my tard helmet.View attachment 161973is that supposed to be a blue meanie on his hand?

Haha, no actually I believe that was intended to be a ring of keys to go with his whole bicycle fetish thing. Its just it looks like shut and nobody would really think that people would tattoo something so retarded on themselves so we tend to put more thought into his tattoos than he does.

Updates on his alternate account.

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Boy, those were relevant. Aren't those old drawings from his deviant art page? Wondering if he's backsliding out of laziness or if something's pissed him off.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

1. Not a sex worker, 2. has never suffered violence he didn't deserve, 3. while I don't doubt that he loves himself, it's an abusive relationship.

 

[DragoonSierra]

duck tape

the tape goes quack

 

[Dentontx]

It's not for Phil, it's for innocent passers-by who don't want to smell the fecal matter leaking out of his fractured skull when he falls over in the street while stimming himself.

:horrifying:

The idea of spud's cranium under pressure, filled to the Phil line with faecal philth: :horrifying::horrifying:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

urban commando

More like Über fäil Kommando, am I rite?

 

[Spudnik]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Boy, that's funny, Someone I hate isn't a sex worker!

 

[Lurkette]

the tape goes quack

I was on mobile alright stop bullying me

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Yowser, @Smutley posted a screencap of Phil's GoGundMe and I saw he'd added a few new profile pics that really show off his beautiful thumb head and his refrigerator shaped torso. Mmm, so much flab all in one place.