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Stan said:
Okay now for my sober and serious post: Why you should join the Episcopal Church, today!
> Majority of American Presidents are Episcopalian
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Why would that convince anyone? Might as well say Al Capone was a member
Stan said:
> The priests are allowed to marry
> women in the pulpit
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The OG church didn't have women in clergy
Stan said:
> we're really well off so our parties rule
> we serve alcohol at the parties, yes
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Sounds like your normal lukewarm prot American fare tbh
 
Aaaand of course this is just a thread of various different flavours of heretic arguing about who's a bigger heretic with Christian language like "nigger" and "faggot". As for this dumb "Episcopalian church totally is down with the gays" nonsense, priests are supposed to preach AGAINST sin. Anyways, go to divine liturgy and stop saying gamer words on the Kiwi Farms, heathens
 
AnsemSoD1 said:
Despite being Catholic, I do admittedly believe that ALL animals go to Heaven, as they have souls
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Animals do not have souls...That is Orthodox teaching and Orthodox is OG so...animals do not have souls because they cannot commit sins and therefor cannot be judged.That does not mean that nature will not be resurected.It will, in its original glory, where there will be no more predators/prey relations between them and all nature will bow to man and man will be in peace with them.
 
Tsar Nicky said:
Sounds like your normal lukewarm prot American fare tbh
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Catholics allow alcohol.
6y6y said:
Animals do not have souls...That is Orthodox teaching and Orthodox is OG so...animals do not have souls because they cannot commit sins and therefor cannot be judged.That does not mean that nature will not be resurected.It will, in its original glory, where there will be no more predators/prey relations between them and all nature will bow to man and man will be in peace with them.
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Babies can't sin, either. Does this mean they don't have souls?
 
ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday said:
I recently watched the Wendigoon video on the game Faith and it really contextualized something for me. For a long time I've lived my life by the motto/saying, "God helps those who help themselves." Meaning I held my faith in the Man up Stairs but I didn't ask him for anything instead wanting to rely on my own strength and will to get through life. I also felt like one less person asking for something might help since it's probably a bit annoying getting prayers for everything from everyone all the time lol.

"God does not fix people's problems by taking them from them, but instead He makes them strong enough to take their problems on their own."

So in a way I was right to go through life as I have been, and maybe the old saying of "God doesn't give you problems you can't overcome," is true. But at the same time my way of thinking was flawed as I thought I was always doing it completely on my own, but really it's me bolstered by the Grace of the Almighty.
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You seem like a pretty nice guy, I bet God would be stoked if you asked Him for help.
 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
Babies can't sin, either. Does this mean they don't have souls?
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No, because they’re human and made in God’s image. Ergo, they have souls. Animals are part of nature which is part of God’s creation, but not in his image.

The difference isn’t that animals can’t sin, it’s that animals can’t worship God.
 
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remember, even God laughs at trannies.
 
Tumbo II said:
Become Orthodox that is all! on a serious note if anyone has any Questions or anything of the like please feel free to ask and I will do my best to Answer.
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Does the Orthodox Bible have explanations for verses like the Catholic Bible?
 
I wonder if we could also mention "Christianity Derangement Syndrome"? Because Christianity is awesome because it triggered Rob "Meathead" Reiner and lots of leftists.

February 14, 2024

Rob Reiner makes it clear that leftists are coming for Christianity​

By Andrea Widburg

During the Super Bowl, a very well-funded group ran an ad showing conservatives abasing themselves before leftist victim classes, with the tagline “He gets us,” with the “He” referring to Jesus. The message was clear: Whatever traditionalists say about Christ’s teachings is wrong. Leftists are morally and doctrinally correct, and it’s time for Christianity to get with the program. That’s not the only assault 2024 has on traditional Christian beliefs. Rob Reiner has a movie coming out challenging so-called “Christian Nationalism” and substituting leftism in its place.
Four things to get out of the way before I get to the meat of this post.

First, before he was politicized, Rob Reiner directed some wonderful movies, most notably The Princess Bride and This Is Spinal Tap. Others are fond of When Harry Met Sally… and Misery. By 1995, though, with The American President, Reiner stopped being concerned with his artistic vision, which was lovely and started becoming politicized. It went downhill after that.
Second, the interview, which runs in Newsweek, is kind of incoherent because it’s not really an interview. Instead, it’s an insider conversation between two leftists who are less interested in informing people and more interested in proselytizing their utter dislike for Christians who believe in the Gospels as written and hating on Trump. As best as I can tell, H. Alan Scott, the interviewer, is a gay man and drag queen who was raised as a Mormon and converted to uber-reform Judaism.
Third, regarding that Judaism, Reiner acknowledges that, although born Jewish, he was raised secularly and, as noted, you can bet that Scott’s conversion wasn’t through a conservative or Orthodox congregation. What’s important to understand is that people who identify as both Jewish and leftist are exactly as committed to the Old Testament as people who identify as Christian and leftist are committed to the Gospels.
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Opinion on Universalists?

They make a good argument that the dominant interpretation of hell (eternal damnation and brimstone) is a misinterpretation of scripture.
 
But dont get stuck on techicalities and rules like Jews, they have like zilion commands that they have to obey.
Always count on God's mercy, because we as Christians have very few but hard things to follow, and its all about love:love thy enemy,dont do upon others what you wouldnt want to be done to you, turn the other cheek and so on - but its all love.
Btw, things mentioned in previous sentence need to be understood correctly so read some explanations and interpretations about this, preferably from the holy fathers of Orthodox fate.They left us a huge amount of information and you would be amazed how many of them can still be applied to current times.
 
dt_oid said:
Opinion on Universalists?

They make a good argument that the dominant interpretation of hell (eternal damnation and brimstone) is a misinterpretation of scripture.
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I'm not really familiar with them and their argument regarding this, but I'd appreciate you describing it or pointing towards a specific resource, whenever you might have the time.
 
@Tsar Nicky actually,i think that at the very beginning, there were female deacons in certain regions for a short time, but dont quote me on this.
 
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