Official Kiwifarms Based Christianity Thread

[JambledUpWords]

Post about why Christianity is awesome

 

[Lithuophile]

Based

No protties allowed

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'll post more here when you nerds accept the Old Testament YHWH god as the one to follow and put in practice His commandments.

 

[Bondrewddidnothingwrong]

Based

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[Insuficiencia renal]

this thread made my neo vagina bleed delete post-haste

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Orthodox Christianity is based.

 

[Runescape Sperg]

Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of Lord

 

[Tumbo II]

Become Orthodox that is all! on a serious note if anyone has any Questions or anything of the like please feel free to ask and I will do my best to Answer.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

Watching this thread just for the dumpster fire alone.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

I don't think Christian is all that based. Dude fucked his own mother.

 

[Stan]

Based

No protties allowed

WRONG! ANGLICANS RULE
(what else you gonna do when your king is 'Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England'.)

catholics are homosexuals and pedophiles

 

[AgendaPoster]

Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of Lord

I bear witness, Lord!
Hallelujah!

 

[Terffals]

Kiwifarms unironically led me to Jesus.

 

[Reverse Ideology]

 

[Stan]

Okay now for my sober and serious post: Why you should join the Episcopal Church, today!
> Majority of American Presidents are Episcopalian
> The priests are allowed to marry
> women in the pulpit (unless you object to this?? if so why??)
> resultant low incidence of child abuse compared to catholics and evangelists
> we're really well off so our parties rule
> we serve alcohol at the parties, yes
> all the Catholic pageantry and ritual, without the guilt and self-loathing!
> plz help I can't repopulate this faith alone

 

[Jewthulhu]

Mods please ban atheists, pegans, and especially Anglicans from this thread.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Adamites rise up!

 

[Lithuophile]

what else you gonna do when your king is 'Defender of the Faith and Supreme Governor of the Church of England'.

Your king is a proud
GREEK


He eats angl*cans like you for breakfast

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Watching this thread just for the dumpster fire alone.