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Oh no you guys the poor trillion dollar company has to re calculate pricing because otherwise they will only make 80 billion dollar profit a year instead of 140 billion.
 
Boy oh boy I cannot wait to see this unveil as the GPU pricing debacle 2.0 where "teh ebil drumpf tariffs" will be used to blame the asinine pricing, except Europe, that is you recall is not the US, therefore is not directly affected by these sanctions, got shafted even worse than the US when it comes to pricing, even though cheap shit from Ali is still cheap.
It's a very convenient excuse to make you pay more, but not unleash your anger for having to pay more on the greedy companies who are pushing it. A very very convenient scapegoat to make the green line go up.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
As you said, it feels like it is full of grifters now that fake being hardcore fans.
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It is. But thrn you get screamed at if you do not agree with the audience. Currently even the people that are going ‘this is why it’s happening but you have every right to complain’ are getting screamed it. Even if you are a hardcore fan you aren’t going to feel like one if you have to agree with the audiance 100% of the time.
 
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Schizo theory rainbow-magnet: Nintendo will drop the price of either the system or Mario Kart due to mass backlash, then blame the initially-high price on tariff estimates.
 
Two Dollars said:
Schizo theory rainbow-magnet: Nintendo will drop the price of either the system or Mario Kart due to mass backlash, then blame the initially-high price on tariff estimates.
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Only after finding another place to manufacture systems on the fly because Vietnam now has a 46% tariff due to bossmanjack becoming economic policy.
 
Cantercoin said:
Turns out nintendo was ready and waiting to fuck you in the ass with the base prices already, are you ready gaymers? L / A
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Fucking based. I say this wholeheartedly. The last few days I've heard nothing but bitching all across the internet about this overpriced tablet. If you don't want to pay the Nintendo tax, don't fucking buy it. If you do want it, do buy it. Though in that case, I guess you're going to have to wait a sec lol.
 
Sexy Potoo said:
"until April 9th"
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I really like that everyone is screaming about that when that is 1 day after preorders were going live anyway.

I don’t but this is tariff related.
Two Dollars said:
Schizo theory rainbow-magnet: Nintendo will drop the price of either the system or Mario Kart due to mass backlash, then blame the initially-high price on tariff estimates.
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That’s exactly what they are doing and you can’t convince me otherwise. After all, it is one extra day.
 
Oh boy, just imagine all the cringe memes about Luigi (which one? Yes.) And drumpf we're gonna see. My milk overfloweth. I hope we get to see the secret service dogpile some retard over bing bing wahoo
 
Incecticyder said:
TotK is great. The new technology in there that allows phasing and fusing is actually stuff that is hard to program in a game. It is like OoT and MM. As for the Pokemon games, it is Pokemon rather than Nintendo. LA is good from what I hear.
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I was mainly talking about the controvery over TotK being $70, the National Pokedex thing (Christ what a nightmare that was) and SV being rushed, unpolished, glitchy messes at launch. LA I think was just shat on for the graphics, but was considered a good game, like you said.
 
Peguin Sandwich said:
I was mainly talking about the controvery over TotK being $70, the National Pokedex thing (Christ what a nightmare that was) and SV being rushed, unpolished, glitchy messes at launch. LA I think was just shat on for the graphics, but was considered a good game, like you said.
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I would genuinely consider Arceus a top-tier Pokemon game if the visuals weren’t complete shit. I still got a good 80 hours out of it.
 
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Nintendo Switch is officially gay, retarded and political.
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Let there be milk, and may God have mercy on us all.
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If the Switch 2 is more expensive BUT the Steam Deck remains the same price, wouldn't this mean that the tariffs are working as intended?

Return of the Freaker said:
Oh boy, just imagine all the cringe memes about Luigi (which one? Yes.) And drumpf we're gonna see. My milk overfloweth. I hope we get to see the secret service dogpile some retard over bing bing wahoo
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"Don't give him back his jacket!"
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Zelda should have gotten Impa at some point as she is one of the few to be consistently part of the franchise.
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Tell her to get the fuck behind Midna, the "sidekick" character who has an entire game named after her in which she was basically the protag. She can use her hair as a weapon which is custom built for a fighting game, and she's simped on harder than Bayonetta. You tell Impa to get to the back of the bus.
 
BrunoMattei said:
If the Switch 2 is more expensive BUT the Steam Deck remains the same price, wouldn't this mean that the tariffs are working as intended?



"Don't give him back his jacket!"
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Even if Nintendo opened a plant in America, the fanboys would bitch because they can’t bing bing wahoo on Nipponese plastic.
 
LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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Did that dumb dumb really go ‘phew I can’t blame Trump for a problem i admit is Nintendo’s fault’
Lone MacReady II said:
Tell her to get the fuck behind Midna, the "sidekick" character who has an entire game named after her in which she was basically the protag. She can use her hair as a weapon which is custom built for a fighting game, and she's simped on harder than Bayonetta.
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Hevk, you can’t tell me the canon Link pairing in TP isn’t Link/Midns.

The ending to TP might as well be ‘so, hey I lived and I’m hot now, you like? But sorry we can’t be together and we’ve ran out of time, bye’
 
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