Most autistic things you own

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I own a kiwi plushie made by Faith Vickers.
Runner-up goes to my glow in the dark CIA badge
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1928 Columbia phonograph, complete with same brand record duster, needle sharpener, and like four period steel tins of needles of varying sizes. Not to speak of the 100 or so 78rpm records I have.

I've been called a hipster cunt before, but really I got into it just for the rare classical recordings, opera, early to mid century stuff released back then. I love the sound of that thing, and I plan to keep it until I die.

If only a box of 78s didn't weigh an absolute fucking ton...
 
There are many things, but here are some off the top of my head:

- kiwifarms/4chan patches (displayed on wall)
- kiwifarms chris chan silver coin
- 1:1 scale replica of chris chan's attraction sign
- complete chris chan 'cosplay'
- multiple true crime related parafanila, including:
A convicted rapists cum swatch
Grave dirt from a serial killers resting place
Columbine newspapers, magazines, memorial items
A bookcase containing non-fiction literature about school shooters and seril killers, mostly containing case studies/research by psychologists


- Multiple bluray dvds (I dont have a bluray player)
- bond tactical soap
- an inkjet printed photo of Adam Driver (signed)
 
There are many things, but here are some off the top of my head:

- kiwifarms/4chan patches (displayed on wall)
- kiwifarms chris chan silver coin
- 1:1 scale replica of chris chan's attraction sign
- complete chris chan 'cosplay'
- multiple true crime related parafanila, including:
A convicted rapists cum swatch
Grave dirt from a serial killers resting place
Columbine newspapers, magazines, memorial items
A bookcase containing non-fiction literature about school shooters and seril killers, mostly containing case studies/research by psychologists


- Multiple bluray dvds (I dont have a bluray player)
- bond tactical soap
- an inkjet printed photo of Adam Driver (signed)
Can I see the 4Chan patches?
 
I also own the non TMSS Genesis, AV Famicom, and 1 Chip SNES.

perhaps more more Autistically , i've purchased


Analouge Nt mini Noir
Analogue Mega Sg
Analouge Super Nt
Analogue Pocket

no OSSC or RetroTink or Framemeister

unlike @FuckedUp i never got into retro games, rather never left when the PSX era came.
 
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I've got a pretty decent size Pokémon plush collection. I've also been in the process of getting all the mainline games as well, I'm even looking to buy empty cases for the loose DS/3DS cartridges I own. I've pretty much got all the DS and 3DS games, I just need to go back and get the Gameboy/GBC/GBA games.

edit: I also have a couple shoe boxes full of old MTG cards. I haven't played in years, I just got tired of shelling out a bunch of money, trying to keep up with the new sets that would come out periodically. Plus I don't really know anyone that plays MTG anymore.
 
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A nice foam Dance Dance Revolution mat for the PS2. As well as the PS2 game in several different release versions. I still play it to this day as it makes exercise something that is not tedious and boring.
There's this thing called sports. They're pretty fun and are good for exercise. Though, they do require friends, so they're likely not an option for you
 
ITT, consoomers and people who are way more autistic than me.

I have an expensive (400+$) santoku knife that I care for almost religiously — it has its own sleeve and I have a couple good whetstones to keep it sharp. I’m not a pro chef, I just like slicing tomatoes effortlessly and it makes cooking less of a chore.

I refuse to let anyone else use my knife because 9 times out of 10 they are a retard who will slam that edge into the board like a cleaver or, god forbid, put it into the dishwasher.
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a copy of behead all satans. didn't even regret it until i reached the fifty fucking pages of doodles
 
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