Most autistic things you own

[PissPotPatty]

I got rid of as much autistic stuff as possible but I kept some of the Pokemon plushes I begged my parents to get me as a kid and some Halo figures I painted to look like my in-game characters.

 

[Vingle]

Xl sized Rilakkuma (big plush bear), it's authentic and imported from Japan. Not really interested in it anymore and it looks tacky with the interior. But it's so autistic it makes me kinda happy looking at it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bootleg store brand airpods

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Checkmate faggots.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

5/9 beta pieces of the MTG power 9 including a Black Lotus

 

[Weed Eater]

How the fuck can I begin?
Multiple dakimakuras: Sans, Papyrus, McCree, Nicolas/Worick (GANGSTA.), Jotaro, Joseph/Caesar (JJBA)
I've got a Miku poster and a Vocaloid calendar
Many plushies, some are still with my mom that I plan to have sent.
Every piece of art I've ever created
Faun ears, wig from Arda, many other pieces for cosplay.

There are more but by this point I'm PLing.

5/9 beta pieces of the MTG power 9 including a Black Lotus

This made my jaw drop.

 

[Interchanger]

Spoiler: Take your pick

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I see nothing wrong here, just a fellow man of culture.

 

[Haint]

Obsessive collection of heirloom flower varieties (irises, daffodils, roses)! collected from old cemeteries.

 

[Bender]

Obsessive collection of heirloom flower varieties (irises, daffodils, roses)! collected from old cemeteries.

Wouldn't they wilt and die after a couple of weeks, or do you keep going back to replenish your collection?

 

[teat]

3 pillow pets, one of which I've had for over 15 years. it's a turtle.

 

[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

giga bites of old radio shows, mostly broadcasted from ships. The illegality of that act, the transmitters that were bopping up and down in storms even got the RCA technicians visit to learn about the harsh salt conditions and the stress their gear needed to withstand. My ideal job would have been technician / diesel mechanic onboard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r-CuL3CWc0&ab_channel=Radioman

 

[Justanotherguy]

Bootleg store brand airpods

Is this autistic? Did you just go to a corner store and buy out of necessity?

My 3d printers and creations

 

[Weed Eater]

Wouldn't they wilt and die after a couple of weeks, or do you keep going back to replenish your collection?

Flower pressing is an easy way to preserve flowers. Or you hang bouquets upside down, or in a safe corner, so they dry. Then you can usually spray the flowers to preserve them better while they're in a case or something similar.

 

[Haint]

Wouldn't they wilt and die after a couple of weeks, or do you keep going back to replenish your collection?

I collect bulbs, cuttings, anything that can grow into a another plant, along with data like plant species, location, weather, associated graves stones. Finding sites can be a easy as looking for old churches, too autistically digging through historical documents and maps, and sometimes just luck finding abandoned cemeteries. I generally avoid cutting blooms if I can, its bad juju. Its a weird, and macabre hobby, I know, but it takes me too places that I might be the only living person too have visited these sites in living memory.

 

[Blancmange]

I have over a dozen pipes. I'm not even a serious collector, I just have specific requirements depending on my mood.

I also collect tools, which is not inherently autistic but I go about it in an autistic manner.

 

[DuckSucker]

I forgot about it cause people mostly post cool niche autistic shit but i have a bongo cat t shirt.

I was hanging with my sister and kinda drunk and we were fucking around on the internet and I end up clicking a bongo cat meme compilation, and laughing at it and telling her how cute I found it, for like 3 videos. We start talking about art and culture and move on but then on christmas, I find out she got me a bongo cat t shirt from like redbubble. She also got me a cool Bob Ross poster and some other stuff too but that to me is the definition of this thread haha.

I wear it around the house, and I've worn it public because fuck it I'm just going to the grocery store and nobody cares, and I was kinda caught off guard when the cashier girl goes, "I love your shirt. The most wholesome meme." This was a few years ago though maybe 2018 so probably the very tail end of it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I only just started watching the show so IDK if the show itself is autistic but does this stranger things hat count?

I remember I actually bought this hat in Baltimore back in 2019 during that trip I shadowed Chris at brony con. I don't know I bought it at a Baltimore target maybe I thought it would help me blend in while I did my "field work " at the convention center.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I own knives. Knives in themselves are not autistic but the number of knives I own definitely is. I am also austistic about steel and only buy knives made with hattori hanzo level high end steel which are autistically expensive for being a variation of one of the oldest and most basic tools known to mankind

 

[BrunoMattei]

Leatherface Sixth Scale Figure by Sideshow Collectibles

The Leatherface Sixth Scale Figure is available at Sideshow.com for fans of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

www.sideshow.com

I really could not help myself.

 

[Damnits]

the entirety of my militaria collection, which is probably valued at over $500+

why does the military keep making such cool shit? it just encourages me to buy more of it

a few days ago i picked up an M6 bayonet, a WW2 M1 helmet liner (issued!) and a definitely-issued WW2 USMC holster

5/9 beta pieces of the MTG power 9 including a Black Lotus

holy shit