Most autistic things you own

[Job the Long-Suffering]

A Confederate Gravestone.

Weighs about 350 Ibs and made of marble. Don't ask me how I got it...

Looks similar to this,

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I own an Apollo 11 LEGO set, I didn't buy it or ask for it but my Mom got it for me for Christmas (it was a good idea).

 

[Monuklear]

My cat
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I have two cats and I legit think one of them might be autistic, or at least suffer from the cat equivalent of Williams syndrome.
Always in the mood to play. Always demanding attention. Always friendly towards everyone. When he annoys the other cat to the point that the other cat hisses and swats and even fights with him, the turboautist just keeps going and keeps coming back and tries to cuddle. It's like he's incapable of understanding he's unwanted.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

This Nixie tube clock I bought for 200 bucks (Nixie tube displays are the analog ancestors of LED and LCD displays that were mainly used in labs and industrial plants back in the mid 20th century. The ones in the clock I own are soviet surplus). The clock can get a lot brighter than the one in the picture but that probably cuts down the lifetime of the tubes.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

I own some very specific rare books which could conceivably dox me, and several homemade musical instruments which I don't play - I just made them for fun.

 

[Snuckening2]

I own a kiwi plushie made by Faith Vickers.
Runner-up goes to my glow in the dark CIA badge
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What's the lore behind Fai-fai making and selling the Kiwi/corn plushy?

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I bought this with my entire month "fun money" fund. I call her "bobs&vagene lock"

And it has ZERO actual use for me, despite being perfectly working

 

[seri0us]

I collect Kiwi Farms posts. If it tickles my brain the right way, it's screenshotted and put into the respective board's folder. I have nearly 400 of them. Remember, archive everything.