Most autistic things you own

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"Two head dinosaur." That's exactly what it says on its belly. It's a green dinosaur toy with two heads. I bought it a couple of years ago at a open-air flee market in my city. There was a man selling really cheap toys and I wanted to buy one for my niece. I saw this little guy with his two pairs of eyes looking at me and couldn't resist. Now he collects dust on my shelf, but I clean him from time to time. I suppose he must be from the 80's or something.

The dinosaur isn't the only autistic thing I own, but the most autistic I guess?
 
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I bought these cuties this morning.
 
Japanese measuring spoons. I was worried that American measuring spoons would be calibrated for imperial, then realized european measuring spoons might be no different. Then I realized Japan, not having used imperial, would most likely to be calibrated to metric rather than calibrated to imperial and just rounding for the stated metric equivalent.
 
I have a Handwritten english letter from a Japanese ebay seller I bought something vidya related from like 6 or 7 years ago they included in the package for some reason. It's literally just a thank you letter and also just the guy giving their phone and email address and saying if I ever need or see anything reigon exclusive that interests me that they don't sell on ebay to see if they can get it for me and send it over for if I send the money more or less. I never called or contacted this person and if I ever did at this point they'd probably be like "who the fuck this american?" I kept it the past several years because It's something I've never seen Ebay sellers do before or since and the seller had drawn/traced SNES sprites on the envelope and letter.
 
Scooby-Doo Funko Pop.

In my defense it was my mom's idea, for Christmas two years ago or so. She comes up with some quirky stuff every year and decided gifting every member of our family a different Funko would be great. I got to pick the Funko and I chose Scooby because ey, fuck you, Scooby-Doo is a classic.

But that still means I own a Scooby-Doo Funko Pop, and I'm not just gonna pretend that isn't incredibly autistic.

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Also an original animation cel of Yogi fucking Bear, complete with a certificate of authenticity issued by Hanna-Barbera themselves. I probably paid way more than I should for what is esentially a drawing of a cartoon bear, but I'm actually enough of a loser that I genuinely think it's cool. I may buy more.
 
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One of those original 100 lithographs from TF2 framed on my wall when the Valve store first opened.

Its from Meet the Sniper, but looking back at it I'd rather have Scout since that's who I mostly play now
 
A crap load of various chi-fi headphones and earphones from aliexpress and other chink websites.
Also a Pinebook Pro (Cheap Linux ARM based laptop that's surprisingly decent considering I only paid $200 for it; despite being made for hardcore Linux autists like myself).
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It's totally not a problem ;)
 
Lush bath bomb hoard, marshmallow body spray, a toque made of some kind of acrylic called Polylana that claims to be more ecofriendly than regular acrylic. I'm skeptical but was looking for a new hat and it had merino and was on sale for a good price.
Barbie doll collection (unopened). Chinese knock off Sailor Moon wands from wish. A squishy ball with little watery beads inside (elite level autistic). Been eyeing a really cute Tencel denim jacket with fringe from Avon of all places.
 
I got me some of them ball jointed dolls, but for lookin' at. I painted up the faces, but you'll have to take my word on them not sucking. I also made custom eye balls for them.
 
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