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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
That's not so bad, lots of artists do that for self-portraits. It's just they are all much more competent than Chris, who has shown nearly no improvement in art since childhood.
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Not only has he failed to improve, but post screwing Barb and jail he's actually gotten worse. Being so bad at something you regress every time you do it is quite the feet of ineptitude.
 
King Metalia said:
Not only has he failed to improve, but post screwing Barb and jail he's actually gotten worse. Being so bad at something you regress every time you do it is quite the feet of ineptitude.
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The effects of the Barbussy was too strong for him to actually properly improve, considering how extremely gullible Chris was. He is way too impulsive, narcissistic and stubborn like a toddler when he is trying to improve himself and kept blabbering about his Sonichu skitzo fantasies and how he is the coming of Christ, the Messiah of us lowly peasants, manajerks and jerkops for being problematic to his almighty CWC. Still fat and childish as ever, as well as egotistical and thinking that his art style is at its peak since his CD cover assignment in 2000, for nearly 2 decades and 4 year of consistency of no improvement. He think the world revolves around him and is still stuck to the Dimensional Merge bullshit going on.
How sad.
 
NaggotFigger said:
The effects of the Barbussy was too strong for him to actually properly improve
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If Barbosa had been in her prime, she could have forced Chris to have sex with her and then convinced him somehow that it was his fault if they got caught.

Chris didn't just magically get this degenerated on his own, he had to learn it from somewhere.

I'm not saying she deserved it, I'm just saying apples can rot under the tree.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Schools let him graduate, and DMV gave him a license.
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The DMV will give anyone a license. We literally just drove around the block once and she said I was good after I stopped at the traffic signs.

We didn't even go into a parking lot or something. Luckily, I had a competent driving instructor (Dad) and I had had my permit since I was 14.

There was a little bit to taking the test but it wasn't anything too difficult. B plus.

I'm not quite sure who taught Chris and I'm a little surprised he was able to pass both portions of writing and driving but he proves he can get things done if he sets his mind to it.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
And not just in art. The way he talks has gotten worse. Almost sounded normal in high school, now he sounds like a deranged Big Bird.
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Maybe, I think Chris just sounds like his old self.

It isn't worth the bare effort to him anymore he used to make to sound trans. Tbf, he tried to be fairly consistent with it. But he really just sounds like a drugged up version of the classic Chris.
 
Chris is a middle-aged fat guy by now. 42 isn't very old but he's not a pup fresh out of the academy, either.

This grown man knows what he does and knows that he gets off very easily from things.

Probably simply not worth the effort to chimp out anymore.

Chris 10 years ago came out swingin over Blarms. Even two years ago he wasn't afraid to put a hole in the wall over G5.

Now?

Ban him from a con he really wants to go to?

He's going to write you a strongly worded and detailed letter wishing bad karma on you.

No swearing no cursing no threats.

Sadly Chris's 42 not 28 anymore.
 
I'm of the mind that it's not Chris's age slowing him down. After all just two years ago we got a tard rage level chimpout that later revealed he was punching holes in his wall. It's more Chris realizing his anger isn't getting him what he wants.
 
A Grey Cat said:
I'm of the mind that it's not Chris's age slowing him down. After all just two years ago we got a tard rage level chimpout that later revealed he was punching holes in his wall. It's more Chris realizing his anger isn't getting him what he wants.
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I'm thinking it's a mix of his age suddenly hitting him and a one-two punch of his time in jail - namely, the fact he started almost immediately considering himself a new Jesus, but even more importantly he's likely since been given a lot of drugs or something that keeps him far less excitable.

We also don't really know 100% that was a chimpout about the wall, since the only context we have is from Chris himself and he claimed he was 'practicing' to break the literal fourth wall to bring about The Merge.
 
I had forgotten that Chris thinks the 4th wall is a literal thing he has to break through at some point, that gave me a good laugh, thanks.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
I had forgotten that Chris thinks the 4th wall is a literal thing he has to break through at some point, that gave me a good laugh, thanks.
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Yeah, he's the only person in history who has ever thought Who Framed Roger Rabbit was more of a documentary and that there is a physical barrier between the human and cartoon worlds (like what gets demolished at the end of the film and all the cartoon characters walk into the factory).

He is outrageously desperate for The Merge (which I guess ended up being prevented because of the existence of MLP G5 given he's so locked into G4 that he doesn't want merged realities with the wrong pony cartoon lol) to come fix all the problems in his life.
 
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