More post-jail sightings megathread

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Glassshardballpit said:
I don't want to read them. Caden withholds them cause he wants power over us.
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Either that or they're just garbage. Chris's Jesus larp is so low energy, and he's constantly just repeating himself, with barely anything interesting outside of him screwing up big parts of Jesus's life, like being crucified in Nazareth. My guess is they're nothing but the same shit, over and over again, sprinkled in with addresses and names of people who wrote to Chris.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Either that or they're just garbage. Chris's Jesus larp is so low energy, and he's constantly just repeating himself, with barely anything interesting outside of him screwing up big parts of Jesus's life, like being crucified in Nazareth. My guess is they're nothing but the same shit, over and over again, sprinkled in with addresses and names of people who wrote to Chris.
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Didn't Chris at one point denounce that he had made such a list?

Sort of like how he denounced sexual relationships with that Snorlax.

The only thing more demoralizing is the new Pokemon go avatars oh my God
 
knux said:
The thought of living in that hovel of a home and instead of helping take care of you in your old age. Your son is smashing up the walls in an attempt break into an alternate reality, so he can live with his cartoon friends as some sort of god. All the while he abuses you. (:_(

It's definitely a lot of medications. A while ago (before the whole jail saga), I had been wondering what had reduced his anger as it seemed like Chris was mellowing out a bit. Perhaps it was the hormone treatment or he was just getting older? People speculated he was on some sort of prescribed medication as he seemed droopy eyed and just slower in general.

The time he raged like Classic Chris was significant as he hadn't raged for years. New Chris followers thought he was acting and this couldn't be real. They'd never seen modern day Chris rage. It had been that long since Chris had gotten genuinely angry. In the video below, you can see the droopy eyes and it seems like he is struggling to maintain his energy. Like something is holding him back

CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE:
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These days though, Chris looks even more spaced out. I expect he was prescribed medications as part of his release from jail. He looks like a zombie now. This is most certainly keeping him in check.
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Kind of crazy how chris, a literal slow in the mind, is a more convincing troon than like 80 percent of them.

By which I mean, not attractive but doing a very good impression of a certain sort of feminity, especially here - it's the middle aged teacher been pushed one step too far and sperging out of the classroom vowing to quit then and there.
I continue to be amazed by the existence of his boobs, too.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Being fat is the best way to pass, but that defeats the entire purpose of trooning.
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The usual purpose is to be uwu cyooot.

But Chris is in his own category with his own purpose.
He's fine with passing for a middle aged woman.
Being the reincarnation of Christ and Sonichu makes all the difference. :medallion::heart-full::christine:
 
Redditor got pictures of Chris and Flutter grocery shopping in Lynchburg. Flutter's face remains unseen yet again.
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If you are going to stage fake candid photos at least try to add some variation or be creative about it. Every Flutter picture is in the same scenarios, same angles, same anonymous source from reddit, same cryptid-like ability to turn away from the camera at the last moment or vibrate out of reality. Go bananas. Go full Mike Wazowski about it.
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I'm fucking impressed at how creatively bankrupt Caden and Co. can be considering the kind of grift they are trying to run. I guess you don't have to be that imaginative to bait the kind of people who are still willing to waste money on Chris in 2024.
 
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D_Tractor said:
"Ultra Paradise" kiwi flavored Monster
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I was leaning towards energy drink. I am assuming the yellowish container is some kind of butter substitute, but I could be wrong as it is kind of hard to tell. I would be shocked if there was any fresh fruit or vegetables in any cart pushed by Chris.
 
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