More post-jail sightings megathread

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Thefrogsaregay said:
The more of these photos come out the more I'm believing they are staged if no one can get a single face picture of Flutter.
Click to expand...
She's a figment of Chris' imagination made manifest, however reality rebels against her existence and actively fights any attempt for her to gain permanency
 
Thefrogsaregay said:
The more of these photos come out the more I'm believing they are staged if no one can get a single face picture of Flutter.
Click to expand...

Oh_Snap said:
I'm starting to think the same thing.
Click to expand...
Yep. I third this now. Clever 4-D chess moves, mister Gayden Peck.

Forgotten Beast said:
'm fucking impressed at how creatively bankrupt Caden and Co. can be considering the kind of grift they are trying to run. I guess you don't have to be that imaginative to bait the kind of people who are still willing to waste money on Chris in 2024.
Click to expand...
They obviously can't afford to buy Chris a change of clothes. He has the name nightmare outfit that he left jail with in every pic. He also seems to have run out of money for blue kool aid hair dye too.

Also that isn't CWC Chow in the cart. Where are the Hungry Man dinners and toys?
 
Real fucking weird that every time some "random person" goes and takes pictures, the cabbage patch kid has her face hidden. Why it's almost like the Praetor fags are taking sasquatch shots in an inept attempt to drum up sales for retard drawings. The funny thing is I bet they've asked Chris to make Sonichu medallions because of all the attention. Chris won't do shit though will he? Right Caden?

I'll say it again like I've been saying for 15 god damn years... any time someone has a plan for Chris to do anything Chris will find a way to fuck it up.

That's the true and honest Sonichu curse.
 
At least the photos aren't blurry messes this time, but yeah I agree with everyone here that these are staged as fuck.

Kinda odd that we're getting so many of these 'found in the wild' pictures so close together. Usually in the past they spaced out these pictures, but now it seems like every few days we get new cryptid pictures.

Or maybe I'm imagining things since before this Flutter hands been around for a while idk.
 
D_Tractor said:
Pretty sure it's a Food Lion based on the weird blue typeface.
There are like 12 of them in Lynchburg.
Click to expand...
It's Walmart. It's the most recent redesign.

https://chainstoreage.com/walmart-redesign-nearly-1000-stores

walmart-store-design-03.jpg cwc walmart.jpg
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I'll say it again like I've been saying for 15 god damn years... any time someone has a plan for Chris to do anything Chris will find a way to fuck it up.
Click to expand...
I do wonder how Gayden Peck keeps Chris from being, well, Chris to Finnish cabbage.

You’d think she’d throw up her hands and LyftUber out of there the fifteenth time Chris “accidentally” tries to feel her up, walks in on her, exposed himself to her, etc etc etc

She absolutely has to live separately and have a lock on the outside of Chris’ door.

What’s weird is how they’ve somehow kept Chris’ grandstanding and insatiable need for attention in check enough to keep him from taking a cellphone, going live, and ranting and raving.

Almost like they connected him to some sort of “fake internet” where he thinks he’s getting attention for his unhinged behavior but it’s really just a bunch of chatbots.

Either way the world has mostly moved on from the literal mother fucker. He’s not doing anything crazy enough anymore.
If it wasn’t for Gayden there might be a Daniel Larson arc of Chris harassing tours of business to business. But it’s too dull. Literally that picture of the cartoon poking with a stick to get it to do something.
 
1720856858689.png

sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Confirmation that Flutter and Chris are roleplaying a daughter-father cutesy schtick. Last year, when Flutter was first sighted and Chris was "teaching" her how to use a Coinstar machine, many of us, myself included, didn't think much of it. I figured "oh, Chris is just being an autist trying to demonstrate how knowledgeable he is."

However, THIS changes things! Flutter is playacting like an ignorant daughter being led around by her 'father' who is teaching her various things about how the world works. This has likely been their dynamic for their entire relationship so far!

edit2: I ought to clarify that Chris and Flutter may not necessarily be doing a father daughter schtick. It could simply be an “inexperienced young girl gets guided by an older experienced male” schtick. And of course, this could merely be some cutesy joke they have amongst themselves as opposed to a sexual LARP. It’s something to consider a real possibility about Flutter though

edit: I messaged the reddit user

Screenshot 2024-07-13 040307.png
Screenshot 2024-07-13 040325.png
 
Last edited:
My Earnest Opinions said:
However, THIS changes things! Flutter is playacting like an ignorant daughter being led around by her 'father' who is teaching her various things about how the world works. This has likely been their dynamic for their entire relationship so far!
Click to expand...
Lol maybe she told Chris she is his daughter from the future, like Chibiusa from Sailor Moon.

Anyway that is too cursed and creepy considering Chris' incest fetish. I want to believe she's only giving him the time of day for Praetor's money but maybe she really is more insane than him.
 
D_Tractor said:
Redditor got pictures of Chris and Flutter grocery shopping in Lynchburg. Flutter's face remains unseen yet again.
View attachment 6182951View attachment 6182952View attachment 6182984View attachment 6182985View attachment 6182987View attachment 6182991
Click to expand...
Fucking how did she avoid it again?! Chris is his usual oblivious self but the bitch is virtually smelling when someone is about to take a picture!
innocent jogger said:
Yep. I third this now. Clever 4-D chess moves, mister Gayden Peck.
Click to expand...
Big thunk indeed, this is getting absurd if it's not all staged.
My Earnest Opinions said:
View attachment 6184261

sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanS...=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Confirmation that Flutter and Chris are roleplaying a daughter-father cutesy schtick. Last year, when Flutter was first sighted and Chris was "teaching" her how to use a Coinstar machine, many of us, myself included, didn't think much of it. I figured "oh, Chris is just being an autist trying to demonstrate how knowledgeable he is."

However, THIS changes things! Flutter is playacting like an ignorant daughter being led around by her 'father' who is teaching her various things about how the world works. This has likely been their dynamic for their entire relationship so far!

edit: I messaged the reddit user

View attachment 6184276
View attachment 6184277
Click to expand...
While these posts sure make it sound like that, i just can't imagine Chris being adept enough at engineering some kind of Sugar Daddy scenario with Flutter.
 
Last edited:
@The Feline Solution I don’t think it’s a Sugar Daddy relationship. Flutter possibly pays for most of it! Unless it’s just an occasional cutesy schtick/joke they have amongst themselves, they’re regularly LARPing as an anime inexperienced young girl and an older experienced male

I should edit the original post I made to clarify that it may not be specifically a Father Daughter schtick. It could simply be an Inexperienced Girl Gets Taught By Older Male schtick
 
FedPostalService said:
Have we considered that Flutter may be an extradememsional being like Big Foot?
Click to expand...
The amount of people who investigate Flutter vs the amount of people who refuse to do anything and get pissed because nobody took a good pic and pretend that Flutter is a youkai is truly straggering.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom