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“What a delightful surprise our gamers will receive when it is finally revealed that Max Payne has actually been Black this whole time!”
Max Payme n' sheeet.“What a delightful surprise our gamers will receive when it is finally revealed that Max Payne has actually been Black this whole time!”
- Remedy (probably)
Suffering from black sugar death caused him to lose his toes. Lost his child when he beat his pregnant White wife to death.No wonder he was in so much pain.
people don't like 3 because it's not max payne - it's gta sneed editionMax Payne is probably my favorite video game trilogy. I love replaying all three games every now and then, picking up on subtle details in the world and in the story. The series has a deceptively simple story but its rich in detail. The world feels alive and adds dimension to the characters and events. And that's just the story, the stuff piecing the gameplay together, which is frantic and fun as hell.
The first one's probably my favorite because I'm a sucker for crime revenge stories. It's probably the most difficult one too and there are a few sections that are outright cheap, but I still adore diving through doors, scoring headshots as I fly through the air before quickly getting back up to finish off the stragglers. I didn't care much for 2's story at first primarily because of the twist villain (I still don't care for that twist very much), but as time went on I came to appreciate the sheer level of detail and subtlety with Max's character. It's the kind of game where you could replay it and start to pick up more on the inner workings on the characters, and even if I don't care for the villain the climax is wonderful in spite of it. I also like 3 more than most. I understand why people don't, especially with the eternal cutscenes that would make Kojima blush plus the sad-sack direction Max's character goes in, but the cutscenes are exquisitely put together and while the story's probably not as good as the first two, it's still an engagingly dark tale. The shooting's also the most visceral I've ever seen in any shooter ever, which elevates it above the rest of the cover-based shooters that came out around that time.
Mark Wahlberg it is then.If it's not James voicing Max, fuck off.
Simply upscaling the original comics would likely work. Or they'll go the Mafia: Definitive Edition and completely rebuilt 1&2.I fucking hate remasters now, when they were new I thought it was great but they're all demasters that are never want you want and now gta trilogy looks like the Sims I expect they will use the excuse of "cartoon style" please prove me wrong.View attachment 3153664
They don't, it's gonna be published by rockstar games.I didn't know Remedy still owned the rights to Max Payne. What about 3 then? Since Remedy is handling this port, this should fair better.
Remedy made one of the Crossfire X campaigns, which was shit.I have faith in Remedy as they've been rock solid so far, but Rockstar has a track record for horrible remasters.
I'm happy the hacks at Grove Street Games aren't touching these remakes, but I'm cautious about Rockstar calling the shots.
Wait, Remedy ASKED R* to remake Max Payne 1+2. Who owns the rights?They don't, it's gonna be published by rockstar games.
Rockstar owns the rights. I believe it was part of the deal of being the publisher of the original game.Wait, Remedy ASKED R* to remake Max Payne 1+2. Who owns the rights?
Did we play the same game? The Control I played had an actress given poor direction throughout and never once actually reacting to any of the weird shit that happened. She was an autistic robot who blankly spoke her lines because the actress wasn't given any context to her scenes so played it safe. And the lines themselves were so generic as to not give context on their own. She's a boring character in a story that is somehow exceptionally boring despite all the weird shit happening. Because every single weird thing in Control is something seen before in better games, movies and creepypasta.I liked Jesse, I thought she was well written and acted. That was helped by the great supporting cast too though.
"I HAD A PERMANENT CONSTIPATED GRIMACE ON MY FACE"
I mean...Rockstar despite losing both the houser brothers...you know the guys who friggin FOUNDED the damn company and actually cared about video games back when. They haven't fallen too far off the wagon the way other companies have especially in recent times. Apart from constantly repackaging gta 5 and now Red dead II again and again as their own in house money presses, It's still nowhere near as bad as the falls other companies have made.I have faith in Remedy as they've been rock solid so far, but Rockstar has a track record for horrible remasters.
I'm happy the hacks at Grove Street Games aren't touching these remakes, but I'm cautious about Rockstar calling the shots.
Big disagree on this part. Rockstar has completely shit the bed. Name one other company that has developed only a single game in the past decade. And GTA Online is such a broken, buggy and downright dangerous (due to the power hackers hold) piece of shit that it's definitely far worse than every other company.Apart from constantly repackaging gta 5 and now Red dead II again and again as their own in house money presses, It's still nowhere near as bad as the falls other companies have made.
Well...at least they're not buying up small studios then disposing of them the second they stop bringing in money (EA) or milk their ups in the most ball brained asinine ways. (Konami)Big disagree on this part. Rockstar has completely shit the bed. Name one other company that has developed only a single game in the past decade. And GTA Online is such a broken, buggy and downright dangerous (due to the power hackers hold) piece of shit that it's definitely far worse than every other company.