MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.


Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)
 
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AnOminous said:
Sister Souljah was the designated victim last time around.

I honestly think the most likely target of such a maneuver is going to be the very dangerhairs and smug creeps who she's been throwing at "Berniebros" and the like. I will really relish the howls of anger and despair when she shafts those fuckers. I may even like her a bit again.

But someone gets to be the sacrifice. That is and always has been the way of the Clintons.
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If it is the danger hairs, they'll be royally shafted. Either vote for the one who put you on the pyre, or vote for Mean Man. They're so caight up in a black and white only world they only see two paths.

Strelok said:
Nah it's standard Primary politics, appeal to the core of your party's morals, and then as soon as you secure the nomination, you change course so hard you get whiplash to gain the centrist voters who are undecided. Just have to be careful not to do it so hard you break your campaign's neck.
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Yes, but the platform has only gotten redder. Like Cruz conservative red. Makes sense on abortion and such, even if I think the trans bathroom argument is fucking stupid and should just remove people in the wrong room. Sure, some men trannies will get cops on their ass if they look suspicious (a load), but unless the average American voter is in favor of this and practices like conversion therapy, it might hurt them with people on the fence in places. Pence is a darling in the social conservative wing, but what does he bring to the table besides evangelicals? Indiana, it was already a safe red state. The rabble are all ready grumbling, Colter especially. Dunno if Savage mentioned it or not.
 
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I guess there wasn't any question which of them was the top but I'm glad they clarified it.
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Looks rather awkward. And I'm not even talking about people seeing a dick going in either. The Clinton logo isn't much better, can't wait to see that fuck up.

Trump is a natural entertainer and he knows it, so I don't know why he would continue to campaign well into Thursday night (a fundraiser followed by Fox and Savage Nation I think) if he intended to postpone his announcemnt on Friday.
If he was already there, he doesn't have much choice so I get that bit. But why did he then announce Pence was his VP on Friday anyway, the only difference being, he did it on Twitter. Why? Bringing out the VP is a very critical time in an election. People love those Trump ralleys more than just to support the man, it looks professional, let alone presidential. I'll laugh my ass off if Clinton fucks up
 
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With one logo Trump has turned the discussion away from policy and back towards penises. 4D CHESS ON A 3D CHESSBOARD AGAINST PEOPLE PLAYING 2D CHECKERS
 
APerson said:
Trump was allegedly trying to reverse his pick until midnight. What a decisive leader! I'm so excited to have his finger on the nuclear button.
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His "finger" is bigger than Hillary's, who shouldn't have one or the right to run for president. About the logo, recall Obama's was goatse. Trump's has that old school corporate character he's known for, but it certainly would look better if the "P" was raised up one red bar and second and third had equal lengths.

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CWCchange said:
His "finger" is bigger than Hillary's, who shouldn't have one or the right to run for president. About the logo, recall Obama's was goatse. Trump's has that old school corporate character he's known for, but it certainly would look better if the "P" was raised up one red bar and second and third had equal lengths.

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And yet Lucas Werner is sperging about Bernie still, there's your magic man to get you millenial chicks with your golden ratio theory bro.
 
CWCchange said:
His "finger" is bigger than Hillary's, who shouldn't have one or the right to run for president. About the logo, recall Obama's was goatse. Trump's has that old school corporate character he's known for, but it certainly would look better if the "P" was raised up one red bar and second and third had equal lengths.

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Thats a pretty shit combover tbh
 
Copypasta I keep seeing on The_Donald

Voted YES on establishing nationwide AMBER alert system for missing kids. (Apr 2003)

Voted YES on reducing Marriage Tax by $399B over 10 years. (Mar 2001)

Voted YES on deterring foreign arms transfers to China. (Jul 2005)

Voted YES on reforming the UN by restricting US funding. (Jun 2005)

Voted YES on withholding $244M in UN Back Payments until US seat restored. (May 2001)

Keep sanctions against Syria until WMDs are dismantled. (May 2007)

Withhold UN funding until voluntary and program-specific. (Aug 2011)

Sponsored bill supporting demonstrations against Iran. (Jun 2009)

Voted NO on Senate pay raise. (Jun 2009)

Voted YES on requiring lobbyist disclosure of bundled donations. (May 2007)

Voted YES on limiting attorney's fees in class action lawsuits. (Feb 2005)

Voted YES on restricting frivolous lawsuits. (Sep 2004)

Sunset Act: review every federal agency every 12 years. (Jan 2009)

Voted YES on prohibiting product misuse lawsuits on gun manufacturers. (Oct 2005)

Voted YES on prohibiting suing gunmakers & sellers for gun misuse. (Apr 2003)

Rated A by the NRA, indicating a pro-gun rights voting record. (Dec 2003)

National cross-state standard for concealed carry. (Jan 2009)

Teach kids Eddie Eagle GunSafe's lifesaving message. (May 2010)

Loosen restrictions on interstate gun purchases. (Oct 2011)

Deauthorize funding for Obamacare. (Jul 2010)

Voted YES on building a fence along the Mexican border. (Sep 2006)

Voted YES on reporting illegal aliens who receive hospital treatment. (May 2004)

Voted YES on extending Immigrant Residency rules. (May 2001)

Rated 100% by FAIR, indicating a voting record restricting immigration. (Dec 2003)

Rated 92% by USBC, indicating a sealed-border stance. (Dec 2006)

End Birthright Citizenship; no more anchor babies. (Apr 2009)

Declare English as the official language of the US. (Feb 2007)

Voted YES on end offshore tax havens and promote small business. (Oct 2004)

Voted YES on $167B over 10 years for farm price supports. (Oct 2001)

Rated 100% by CEI, indicating a pro-workplace choice voting record. (May 2012)

Voted YES on promoting commercial human space flight industry. (Nov 2004)

Voted YES on approving removal of Saddam & valiant service of US troops. (Mar 2004)

Sanctions on Iran to end nuclear program. (Apr 2009)

Voted NO on $15B bailout for GM and Chrysler.

Voted YES on more funding for nanotechnology R&D and commercialization. (Jul 2009)

Voted YES on expanding services for offenders' re-entry into society. (Nov 2007)

Voted YES on military border patrols to battle drugs & terrorism. (Sep 2001)

Set goal of 25% renewable energy by 2025. (Jan 2007)

TL;DR he's good

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE WHENEVER PENCE IS MENTIONED
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Sounds pretty good to me.
 
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