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I wanted to pirate Thunderbolts since I don't have money to be spending for movie theater trips right now but every website has a shitty RGB watermark and cuts out the last 40 minutes of the movie. So I guess I'll wait a little while longer until I get paid to watch it "legally."
 
I wanted to pirate Thunderbolts since I don't have money to be spending for movie theater trips right now but every website has a shitty RGB watermark and cuts out the last 40 minutes of the movie. So I guess I'll wait a little while longer until I get paid to watch it "legally."
Give it a week at least.
 
The Taskmaster has insta-kill is hilarious, but in the context of the MCU, ya really really fucked up. Girl got blown up at age 6, dad ses super brainwashing to make her essentially a mindless tool for her entire life, is finally freed from that and can think for herself for the first time in over a decade…and then just is shot in the head and died in her next appearance after one little me of dialogue.

But mental health is important, guys!
 
I remember there was an episode of The Twilight Zone that was a thinly-veiled attack at the Western genre by Rod Serling.
was that the one about the actor who ended up in The Old West (the real one) and it didn't go well for him without a stunt coordinator on set?
I recall that as more about "lol actors" than so much at the genre, just that's the easy genre to do it with what's on hand?
 
From what I've gleaned, the Thunderbolts is even lamer than I thought it'd be, that much like the more recent comic book iterations it would be Marvel's Suicide Squad, even that would have been something compared to the bland, empty sludge that the movie is. The original comic had a good, capebook premise, with one of the last great Marvel Comics twists early on but the more recent volumes have been about the Thunderbolts being "the anti-hero team", and in the most boring ways possible.
 
"There is only one Blade" line killed the MCU Blade movie entirely. Can confirm.
As I have said before, if that was enough to kill the movie, it was never viable. The line did not kill it. It was like the coroner saying that the incinerated bloke is dead. Acknowledging the death is not the same as causing it.
 
As I have said before, if that was enough to kill the movie, it was never viable. The line did not kill it. It was like the coroner saying that the incinerated bloke is dead. Acknowledging the death is not the same as causing it.
If you didn't notice it was a joke.
 
I saw Thunderbolts tonight. I liked it. Quality wise, it would've fit in Phase 2 or 3 easily. The film makers involved at the very least understood the concepts of pacing and structure. I think the biggest issue with it is that it's largely a Yelena movie, though I like Pugh as Yelena, so it wasn't a big problem for me personally, but it does somewhat hurt the film. Ghost becomes a background character after their escape from the Vault, Bucky is largely there as a vehicle to move the plot along, John Walker (who they write as a dimwitted asshole during the first half) is given a potential story arc with his family leaving him but they don't do much with it, and Red Guardian is, much like in the Black Widow film, just there for comic relief and the occasional pep talk for Yelena.

Bob / Sentry was fine, I thought they developed him well enough, and his fear of using his powers again lest he unleash the Void again puts limits on him in the future (that is, of course, if they don't just ignore his existence going forward) and makes him a sort of 'break glass in case of an emergency' option. Valentina, much like Bucky, is largely just a vehicle to move the plot along. I think most of the CG budget went towards smoothing out Julia Louis-Drefyus' face.

Some of the ideas they bring up in the film is what the post-Endgame MCU should've focused on. That is, a world without the Avengers that still has to deal with super villains, people getting their hands on alien tech, and aliens & super-powered people in general. Stuff like the Armor Wars would've fit perfectly there, maybe something like Atlantis Attacks, and would've been a good time for someone like (the regular) Doctor Doom to finally make an appearance.
 
It was for the best. M. Ali, whatever is his name, was never going to live up to Wesley Snipes' legacy. The line was meta and on point. There is never gonna be another Blade.
 
I wanted to pirate Thunderbolts since I don't have money to be spending for movie theater trips right now but every website has a shitty RGB watermark and cuts out the last 40 minutes of the movie. So I guess I'll wait a little while longer until I get paid to watch it "legally."
Do you really even want to watch it for free?
 
Deadpool and Wolverine had Blade. It can't be slop. His presence de-slopped any slop that could have been.
As if Blade movies are anything other than slop.
It was for the best. M. Ali, whatever is his name, was never going to live up to Wesley Snipes' legacy. The line was meta and on point. There is never gonna be another Blade.
But what did Snipes do?
Be "stoic" , do martial arts and deliver bad one liners.
You can find dudes like that everywhere.
This is a famous IP, it doesn't need a star, you can get some guy, find him online.
Check this dude out:
Imagine these moves in a Marvel movie, no stuntmen, no CG.
Put him through 6 months of acting classes and he can be a star.
Replacing Blade is one of the easiest things ever.
 
I saw thunderbolts last night, it was marketed as "suicide squad but marvel" and it really wasnt that at all. It was Marvel Slop but tolerable because:
1. It wasnt the same avengers cast weve grown so tired of
2. They werent smugly quipping literally 24/7
3. Characters were allowed to have emotions

The ending gets a bit long and if they didnt play their cards right then the mental health moral would have come off insanely hokey. Thankfully there was no big gay speech like the end of barbie and it ended on a pretty interesting note.

As a normal movie: 6/10
As a MARVEL movie: 8/10, more solid than i expected
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....fantastic 4 looks silly tho
 
The Taskmaster has insta-kill is hilarious, but in the context of the MCU, ya really really fucked up. Girl got blown up at age 6, dad ses super brainwashing to make her essentially a mindless tool for her entire life, is finally freed from that and can think for herself for the first time in over a decade…and then just is shot in the head and died in her next appearance after one little me of dialogue.
Either they realized nobody gave a shit about her, or they didn't have enough money to recast her in Doomsday.
was that the one about the actor who ended up in The Old West (the real one) and it didn't go well for him without a stunt coordinator on set?
I recall that as more about "lol actors" than so much at the genre, just that's the easy genre to do it with what's on hand?
Fair point. I just got that impression from the opening monologue.
Some one-hundred-odd years ago, a motley collection of tough moustaches galloped across the West and left behind a raft of legends and legerdemains, and it seems a reasonable conjecture that if there are any television sets up in cowboy heaven and any of these rough-and-wooly nail-eaters could see with what careless abandon their names and exploits are being bandied about, they're very likely turning over in their graves – or worse, getting out of them. Which gives you a clue as to the proceedings that will begin in just a moment, when one Mr. Rance McGrew, a 3,000-buck-a-week phoney-baloney discovers that this week's current edition of make-believe is being shot on location – and that location is the Twilight Zone.
I also read something about Rod Serling wanting to create a more realistic western with The Loner.
It was for the best. M. Ali, whatever is his name, was never going to live up to Wesley Snipes' legacy. The line was meta and on point. There is never gonna be another Blade.
I guess you could say that Mahershala Ali was a motherfucker trying to ice skate up a hill?
The ending gets a bit long and if they didnt play their cards right then the mental health moral would have come off insanely hokey. Thankfully there was no big gay speech like the end of barbie and it ended on a pretty interesting note
I'd say the problem I have is that this was pretty much how the Red Hulk was stopped in the last movie, and it made more sense given how a Hulk's powers are tied to their emotions.
 
The Taskmaster has insta-kill is hilarious, but in the context of the MCU, ya really really fucked up. Girl got blown up at age 6, dad ses super brainwashing to make her essentially a mindless tool for her entire life, is finally freed from that and can think for herself for the first time in over a decade…and then just is shot in the head and died in her next appearance after one little me of dialogue.

But mental health is important, guys!
That instakill in the first bit of the movie should've been reserved for someone truly horrible like She-Hulk. The character may be horribly forgettable but the MCU Jennifer Walters is legitimately an insufferable person to be around. And this is a universe where the Worst Wolverine went on a murder spree because he was too drunk to save his friends.
 
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