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seems to me the major difference between those shitpiles and D&W is that D&W is fun
 
Highly unpopular opinion incoming. The Deadpool movies are some of the most obnoxious movies ever made. It's all "omg you guy. Look how self aware I am. I'm going to reference movie tropes and politicals and the redditors watching will want to suck my dick". The latest one with Wolverine which my friends dragged me to was just the worst.

Can movies actually go back to creating funny scenarios rather than thinking their characters referencing shit counts as comedy.
 
I actually liked the Deadpool movie. Sue me. It wasn't the best of the three. But it was great to see a love letter to the very underappreciated Fox films knowing it only goes down hill and without this, Logan and Dark Phoenix/New mutants would have been those films coda....

X-men 2, Days of Future Past, First Class, were all far more nuanced than allot of Marvel films have been with character progression, complex villains, and genuine stakes.

I'm not looking forward to the X-boot movies from Disney. We got a taste in D3. No Magneto, Jobbertooth. Cassandra Nova. Fucking Cassandra Nova gents. Tons of girl bosses. I think every powerful figure in this movie who wasn't a fuck up was a woman and OH, zero heteronormative relationships intact.

Can't WAIT how they fuck up Doc Doom.

Deadpool is known for being wacky, She-Hulk (for the most part) isn't. Apples and oranges

Tell people you DON'T know fuck all about She-hulk, Marvel, or comics...
 
Saw D & W, it is alright, it’s a nice send off for all the pre-MCU marvel movies. I really liked that Blade is treated as the badass he is, hopefully Marvel can see this and apply it to their new Blade movie that they somehow can’t figure out.

As a side note, this is probably the only MCU movie connected to the tv shows that doesn’t make watching the TV shows mandatory. I didn’t watch Loki so it felt easy to understand what the TVA is compared to The Marvels and Dr. Strange 2 that required watching Ms. Marvel and Wandavision
 
So they really are just dropping Kang the Wifebeater? All those years of (shitty) buildup amounted to nothing then. Should've planned things out better and gone with Doom from the very beginning.
That nigger is in full cope mode

"I dunno why RDJ got a second chance and I didn't?"

Well you jigaboo, drug charges isn't wife beating. Also you're basically the George Floyd of Hollywood. RDJ is an actual actor. Go shove that coffee cup you carry everywhere up your ass.
 
That nigger is in full cope mode

"I dunno why RDJ got a second chance and I didn't?"

Well you jigaboo, drug charges isn't wife beating. Also you're basically the George Floyd of Hollywood. RDJ is an actual actor. Go shove that coffee cup you carry everywhere up your ass.
Not to mention RDJ was blacklisted for a while before Iron Man saved his career.
 
Highly unpopular opinion incoming. The Deadpool movies are some of the most obnoxious movies ever made. It's all "omg you guy. Look how self aware I am. I'm going to reference movie tropes and politicals and the redditors watching will want to suck my dick". The latest one with Wolverine which my friends dragged me to was just the worst.

Can movies actually go back to creating funny scenarios rather than thinking their characters referencing shit counts as comedy.
I did sincerely enjoy a lot of what I saw, but I was getting annoyed with him by the big fight at the end, and I tuned in late.
I suspect if I'd seen more than just the back half or so of the third movie I'd be really sick to death of Deadpool, much less three movies of him.
 
The reason people enjoyed DP dance and not SH is because audiences recognise real charisma from fake one. One of the hardest qualities to fake. You can dislike RR and DP all day, but they do have charisma.

Btw, friends watched past weekend and told me people clapped for Blade and Gambit. They sent me the vid (not gonna post it), but someone yelled "holy shit, that's Gambit!?" Who knew that Cajun was this popular worldwide.

it's a damn shame they never got to film this, even if it was with Urban instead of Kelly
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Gambit's a TOS fan, he probably enjoyed this.

Lib millennial women have never got over our dislike for She Hulk. That's why we must hate it harder.

I'm not looking forward to the X-boot movies from Disney.
Me neither. Fox-Men, as flawed as they were, had a top cast and the story wasn't bad at all, albeit the execution was poor due to studio limitations. We had

-superb badass Mystique
-amazing Wolverine (whoever gets cast, poor chap is never filing those boots, I feel bad already)
-the scene with the students during the attack.
-Nightcrawler attacking the president

And I'm not even counting the MacAvoy/Fassbender movies.

We arent having that back.
 
Speaking of faggots, here's another clickbait journalist and soyboy beta cuck from IGN, Simon Cardy, that gave Deadpool & Wolverine a bad review while giving She-Hulk a good review.
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There's some people whose opinion needs to be disregarded as soon as you see their appearance. Not a single good point has ever been made by a danger hair or a soyface.

I just saw the movie earlier today. Look, it's filled with problems, but I enjoyed it as someone who was a kid when the X-Men, Spider-Man, and Blade movies movies came out. There were some good moments threaded together by the thinnest of plots but at least it isn't obnoxiously insulting like whatever the main MCU does. Once you realize that Paradox is just Feige and this is Ryan rubbing it in on Disney's failures, it becomes more entertaining.
 
Apparently this was part of the plot of the scrapped Kang Dynasty

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Which makes me glad that he is getting replaced by Doom. This stupid "they did more on screen damage, therefore its so much more evil" is all style and no substance like the Mega Death Star in The Force Awakens destroying 5 planets instead of 1. Its all shallow because when Thanos did the snap, it had an impact because half the cast were gone by it, and yet this is meant to be more impactful? Kang destroying universes and timelines no one sees anything in?

Kang is the epitome of all style, no substance, or tell, don't show. Like bragging how he killed a Thor in Ant-Man but then got jumped by giant super ants and got his ass kicked by Ant-Man and Wasp.
 
Apparently this was part of the plot of the scrapped Kang Dynasty

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"The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

Pretty mindblowing that given their politics, Disney doesn't grasp this quote. The human mind cannot comprehend the death of so many on an emotional level. When half of the universe died in Infinity War, that wasn't what made us respond emotionally. It was the death of a handful of characters we knew and liked. Upping the ante to "TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS!" isn't going to get much more either.
 
"The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

Pretty mindblowing that given their politics, Disney doesn't grasp this quote. The human mind cannot comprehend the death of so many on an emotional level. When half of the universe died in Infinity War, that wasn't what made us respond emotionally. It was the death of a handful of characters we knew and liked. Upping the ante to "TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS!" isn't going to get much more either.
The deaths of trillions of trillions just means we have more free parking.

 
I've always been of the opinion that the main reason Majors was hired is that he bears a striking resemblance to the late George Floyd and he was hired right around the time everyone was fawning over Floyd and treating him as nigger Jesus.

It certainly wasn't his acting chops. Prior to being cast as Kang his only real acting credit was being in the poorly received and cancelled after one season LoveCraft Country.
 
"The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic."

Pretty mindblowing that given their politics, Disney doesn't grasp this quote. The human mind cannot comprehend the death of so many on an emotional level. When half of the universe died in Infinity War, that wasn't what made us respond emotionally. It was the death of a handful of characters we knew and liked. Upping the ante to "TRILLIONS OF TRILLIONS!" isn't going to get much more either.
This is basically Dragon Ball Z levels of retarded power escalation. The moment you get above destroying a planet, scale becomes meaningless to the average person.
 
Didn't Dr. Strange say that Thanos basically *always* wins in every universe/timeline he visited? Like 14 million or something?

So like...was it really that much worse for Kang to destroy those universes or whatever? Or are "timelines" different from "universes"?

It cannot be said enough, I hate multiverse shit. It's bad in comics and it's worse in movies.
 
Madonna won't allow the release of the movie version of her song.


I actually liked the Deadpool movie. Sue me. It wasn't the best of the three. But it was great to see a love letter to the very underappreciated Fox films knowing it only goes down hill and without this, Logan and Dark Phoenix/New mutants would have been those films coda....

Seeing Hugh in the suit as well, was probably the best part, and I guess that was him telling the fans at the end of the money, that digs the suit.

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Didn't Dr. Strange say that Thanos basically *always* wins in every universe/timeline he visited? Like 14 million or something?

So like...was it really that much worse for Kang to destroy those universes or whatever? Or are "timelines" different from "universes"?

It cannot be said enough, I hate multiverse shit. It's bad in comics and it's worse in movies.
When they didn't try implementing the alternate universes into the main stories, it was fine as alternate takes of characters. That's why I initially liked the Ultimate stuff before Bendis went full retard. Hell, my favorite alternate universe stuff was Spidergirl since they took a forgotten storyline a changed one aspect of it (Peter & Mary Jane's child was stillborn in the comics, but here the baby lived), gave a valid reason why Peter isn't Spiderman (lost a leg in a fight as Spiderman long after Mayday was born), and made Mayday an actual character instead of a race/gender swap of Peter (has Peter's wit, but is a school athlete instead of a nerd. Also has to rely on another character to build her gear for her since she has no scientific knowledge to do so). As it stands now though, the multiverse stuff is the drizzling shits in the comics and an absolute failure in the films with D&W being the lone exemption.
 
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