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SteelPlatedHeart said:
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I like 3, like Wakanda, it's the implication that Indians needed a fucking miracle to not get wiped out by the Europeans despite living on top of some of the greatest deposits of valuables on the planet.

I think the argument why they were all savages is that they didn't take horses and cows with them, so their ability to start an agricultural society was extremely limited.
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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Number three stands to be incredibly cringe, I can feel it.
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Not that these particular ideas are all that great, but at least it wouldn't have the pretension of building a coherent narrative of the multiverse; they'd just be pabulum.

Also, one thing that always bothered me about the ending of Ant Man 2 (which I saw at a hotel) is Hank throwing up a house in the middle of the woods with Pym particles for his happy ending. The first thing I said was "That house has no foundation." Then I also realized, "Where's the septic tank for that house? Is the tank IN the house? Because that is the shittiest design for a house ever."
 
Why would the Tesseract change anything about the indians? It's literally just a death cube that vaporises you if you touch it. You need an already established understanding of at least electricity to do anything with it. Otherwise just going near it makes you dead. How retarded.
 
Johan Schmidt said:
Why would the Tesseract change anything about the indians? It's literally just a death cube that vaporises you if you touch it. You need an already established understanding of at least electricity to do anything with it. Otherwise just going near it makes you dead. How retarded.
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Because technology is literally magic for I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd. It doesn't matter that you need to go through multiple steps of technological innovation to even begin to use something, in their minds it's like a video game where you just got endgame gear and can steamroll everything.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Because technology is literally magic for I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd. It doesn't matter that you need to go through multiple steps of technological innovation to even begin to use something, in their minds it's like a video game where you just got endgame gear and can steamroll everything.
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Wakanda is based on the presupposition that if you give stone age africans a really hard rock they'll develop spaceships with it and somehow the writers still turned them into a bunch of savages that decide their ruler by chucking spears at one another until someone drops dead.
 
Oilspill Battery said:
Wakanda is based on the presupposition that if you give stone age africans a really hard rock they'll develop spaceships with it and somehow the writers still turned them into a bunch of savages that decide their ruler by chucking spears at one another until someone drops dead.
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Then some random white American (Stark) figures out all their tech without the magic rock, and also invents time travel lol. In his literal kitchen.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Not that these particular ideas are all that great, but at least it wouldn't have the pretension of building a coherent narrative of the multiverse; they'd just be pabulum.

Also, one thing that always bothered me about the ending of Ant Man 2 (which I saw at a hotel) is Hank throwing up a house in the middle of the woods with Pym particles for his happy ending. The first thing I said was "That house has no foundation." Then I also realized, "Where's the septic tank for that house? Is the tank IN the house? Because that is the shittiest design for a house ever."
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And further on this point, how does Pym Labs plumbing work? Is it connected to the sewer system? Then all those pipes got disconnected, causing water leaks that normal pipes can't ever reconnect. Or does Pym Labs not have bathrooms and everyone who works there has to go to Starbucks to go to the bathroom?
 
SteelPlatedHeart said:
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Ya know, I shouldn't have looked up Kahhori.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
And further on this point, how does Pym Labs plumbing work? Is it connected to the sewer system? Then all those pipes got disconnected, causing water leaks that normal pipes can't ever reconnect. Or does Pym Labs not have bathrooms and everyone who works there has to go to Starbucks to go to the bathroom?
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It's not connected. After you flush, all your poop and pee is shrunk down and sent into the quantum realm. It's another reason why Kang is so pissed off.
 
Your Starter for 10 said:
It's not connected. After you flush, all your poop and pee is shrunk down and sent into the quantum realm. It's another reason why Kang is so pissed off.
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tbh this sounds like a fairly reasonable extraction of Pym style science
"I found a way to rig the lab's bathrooms to another dimension instead of relying on the local sewage!"
(one week later people from the other dimension show up angry about all the poop teleporting into their dimension)
 
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