Marvel Cinematic Universe

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

At this point, I'm only in for Punisher, Daredevil and maybe a Spiderman or two. If we get a pussy ass Punisher with little to no blood and character development, then I'm out of all Marvel shit.

We almost got that exact Punisher with S2 of Netflix Punisher. Hell, MCU Spider-Man is also soured it's likeability with Tom Holland recently getting Blacked (or as I call it, "Shitted") in a garbage show no one saw until his stunt.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

We almost got that exact Punisher with S2 of Netflix Punisher. Hell, MCU Spider-Man is also soured it's likeability with Tom Holland recently getting Blacked (or as I call it, "Shitted") in a garbage show no one saw until his stunt.

S1 of Netflix Punisher was bad too. He barely kills anyone in that show. I've never understood the appeal of MCU Spidey. Zoomer character traits are wholly incompatible with Peter Parker.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I hope it was a shitpost, but I heard Born Again will have Punishers subplot be him going against cops who use his Skull logo. It wouldn't surprise me with how fucking gay everyone associate with Marvel is about The Punisher and that fucking Skull now.

MCU Punisher fucking sucks. He was only decent in Daredevil S2 cause he was being made out to be a villain.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I guess technically they could still do that but they kinda fucked that up by showing that every Kang looked like Majors in the Kang Council (or whatever) scene in Ant-Man 3.

They can always retroactively retcon by saying this version of Kang wasn't present at the council, or that he was he just happened to be off-camera during the scene in AntMan

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

They can always retroactively retcon by saying this version of Kang wasn't present at the council, or that he was he just happened to be off-camera during the scene in AntMan

Or just fucking ignore it like they did with Ruffalo and Cheadle.

This fucking ridiculous autism over recasting is one of the worst things about the MCU. Characters change appearance in comics based on different artists, so why wouldn't actors change?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

We almost got that exact Punisher with S2 of Netflix Punisher. Hell, MCU Spider-Man is also soured it's likeability with Tom Holland recently getting Blacked (or as I call it, "Shitted") in a garbage show no one saw until his stunt.

I want to hear the story about that. Also I really disliked his Spiderman version in general. Too much getting shit for free, too much special recognition and overpowered abilities.

Peter Parker can make basic cool gadgets and is a grade A student and that's about it. He isn't an Einstein since that defeats the entire point of his character as a relatable nerd.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Or just fucking ignore it like they did with Ruffalo and Cheadle.

This fucking ridiculous autism over recasting is one of the worst things about the MCU. Characters change appearance in comics based on different artists, so why wouldn't actors change?

ackshully Ruffalo never got recated since the Hulk solo film is of dubious canon, and WarMachine has been explained as being a Skrull soooo.... (I'm being sarcastic of course).

In Kang's case I'm interested because of how much they tried hyping that ugly ass nigger as the "next big actor", so I'm cruious if they will recast him and try to hype his replacement as being "even better", if they'll try to memoryhole the character itself as that would be hilarious considering how much they tried to hype Kang as the next big threat, or if they will do what WB did with Ezra Miller and keep him despite all the controversy hoping the movie sells well.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

They just need to have Doom come in and kill Kang and take over.

I know the comic was called "Kang Dynasty", but fuck you Disney you don't even follow these fucking story lines so just call it "Doom Dynasty" for the alliteration.

 

[Michael Wade]

I hope it was a shitpost, but I heard Born Again will have Punishers subplot be him going against cops who use his Skull logo. It wouldn't surprise me with how fucking gay everyone associate with Marvel is about The Punisher and that fucking Skull now.

I love how angry everyone in disney is about how the punisher is considered a role model and a lot of people unironically use it as a symbol.

It got to the point where they had to bring back his wife from the dead and cuck him in the comics to try and get him out of the way.

It wont work, The punsher handwaved an entire arc of being an avenging angel with one page of narration.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Yeah, having to bring back the guy who killed off Punisher MAX just to try to kill off 616 Punisher in the gayest fucking way possible and not even follow through was pretty pathetic.

I wish they'd just kill him off for good. Nobody is going to top Garth Ennis Punisher in the modern world. Why even bother keeping a character they loathe so much alive? Just to keep licensing out that Skull they hate so much?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

They just need to have Doom come in and kill Kang and take over.

I know the comic was called "Kang Dynasty", but fuck you Disney you don't even follow these fucking story lines so just call it "Doom Dynasty" for the alliteration.

This is Disney. They can just still call it "Kang Dynasty" just for the (very) minor name recognition, and then not put Kang in it, because who gives a fuck.

 

[UnKillFill]

ackshully Ruffalo never got recated since the Hulk solo film is of dubious canon, and WarMachine has been explained as being a Skrull soooo.... (I'm being sarcastic of course).

Ok, it's now officially head canon that Rhodey has been a Skrull ever since he stopped being Terrance Howard, and everyone has just been too woke to say anything because all black guys look the same or something.

 

[The Nothingness]

I've never understood the appeal of MCU Spidey. Zoomer character traits are wholly incompatible with Peter Parker.

Also I really disliked his Spiderman version in general. Too much getting shit for free, too much special recognition and overpowered abilities.

Peter Parker can make basic cool gadgets and is a grade A student and that's about it. He isn't an Einstein since that defeats the entire point of his character as a relatable nerd.

From his first appearance in Civil War, I saw MCU Spider-Man as another example of how "geek culture" was now mainstream much like The Big Bang Theory. I found most of his lines to be cringe, especially when he reference *insert nerd movie or TV show*. And what's with the obsession of Sony and Disney with having Spider-Man in high school? Sony did it with Peter in the first ASM and with Miles (and Gwen) in the Spiderverse movies. Disney did it with two Spider-Man TV shows and the first two of their MCU Spider-Man movies (there is also a upcoming series on Disney+ centered around Peter's early days as Spider-Man but it will be in an alternate timeline).

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

And what's with the obsession of Sony and Disney with having Spider-Man in high school?

It's a carry over from when normies thought the Ultimate line was the blueprint for the MCU, I'm pretty sure. That's why you see so many retards who think high school Spider-Man is "classic" Spider-Man even though he was only in high school in ASM for like...12 issues maybe?

It's also why you see so many redditards bring up the "You think this letter on my head stands for France!" line whenever they need to have a white Captain America be a bad thing.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

I want to hear the story about that. Also I really disliked his Spiderman version in general. Too much getting shit for free, too much special recognition and overpowered abilities.

Peter Parker can make basic cool gadgets and is a grade A student and that's about it. He isn't an Einstein since that defeats the entire point of his character as a relatable nerd.

Alright so here's the story, I'm gonna get into a lot of detail so bear with me.

Basically, Tom Holland wanted to not just be Spider-Man, but also do some serious roles, he actually tried it with a few films too, one that was surprisingly not a bad film (The Devil All The time), one that was bad (Chaos Walking) & later made worse by his heroine who's not just a box office poison, but the box office Typhoid Mary herself (Daisy Ridley), then he just did Uncharted thinking it'd be a serious film.

So, that serious role he wanted? he finally got one. It's a garbage show called The Crowded Room, he's actually the only remotely good thing about the show. Seriously, it's like a retarded version of Euphoria, atleast that's what I read. Now what made that show actually famous was 2 of the scenes from 8th episode of that show.

Spoiler: NSFL

Basically, he gets reverse buck broken, also known as getting "backshots".

FYI, this is a different guy in this one. This is also in the same episode.

For those who didn't see the video. Tom Holland's character is the schizo male equivalent of a zoomer druggie BPD whore. He basically gives his webhead to a nigger, & he looks so much into it that people even questioned that if he even knew they were rolling or if they happened to catch him really sucking a dude's meatscicle. There are also some groping scenes where he gets his ass-grabbed, turns out he ad-libbed them, or as I call it "fag-libs", he's also a producer on this show too. He's no more Tom Holland Spider-Man, he's Schlong Haulin' the bussy buster.

TL;DR - Now Tom Holland am become Shlong Haulin', the libber of fags. He needs to post pussy receipts to prove he's straight from now on. This led to some great memes later BTW.

Spoiler: Kek

There are more, but I'll lengthen this post unnecessarily if I post more.

Later on, Tom talked about how the scene broke him & how he's taking a break from Hollywood for around an year after this. It was posted on, get ready for this... BBC.

Spoiler: The /pol/ shitpost come to life

There's something that gives a bit of closure to this show's faggotry too, which is it's the creator. Akiva Goldsman, born in NYC to Jewish parents in Brooklyn Heights. His parents, Tev Goldsman & Mira Rothenberg, were both clinical child psychologists who ran a group home for emotionally disturbed children.

Literally looks like Harvey Weinstein with a shaved head. What's even funnier is, the toughest looking character in the show is an Israeli guy who resembles him.

Spoiler: Lots of Coincidences Beforehand

1: Zendaya got double-teamed in the trailer of her new film Challengers by her making out with 2 guys, neither of which were Tom. Leading to pelple thinking Zendaya Adam22'd Tom like Lena The Plug.

For those who don't wanna see the trailer


2: Tom went on Fox News [A] & later a podcast he talked about how he doesn't like & is scared of Hollywood.

3: He posted this on his Instagram.


If only you knew how bad things are.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

My problem with MCU Spider-Man is that they basically sanitize Peter's more interesting traits to make him a 'Pure good boi who never does no wrong and is just sooooo awkward!'. Though, looking at the Uncharted movie, maybe this is just the only character Tom Holland can play. Dude barely even makes Spidey quips, and the few times he does he says it like he's bracing for a twitter mobs and usually follows it up with an apology.

Peter Parker is ultimately a good and heroic guy, but he can also be a bit of a petty asshole because the world has fucked him over so much. He lashes out, he holds grudges, he does stupid shit, he talks back when he's on the edge, ect. Him still choosing to be Spider-Man and hold himself to his responsibilities is impressive and engaging because we can see how it's legit tempting for him to take the easy route, we can see how he could have become some low-tier bully using his powers to push people around if Uncle Ben didn't give him a wake up call.

Can you imagine Tom's Peter going through the classic origin? Can you see him ever being petty enough to let a violent thug get away just because he has a grudge against the current guy getting robbed? Can you imagine what this guy getting 'dark' is gonna be like? No, because he's just a good boy who stutters himself into oblivion because he's UwU awkward. Fuck, even his version of getting the 'With Great Power' lesson from May, they utterly defang it; the context behind it being that Peter was doing everything he could to help people, wasn't acting selfish, didn't 'let' something happen that led to this, and has May assuring him that he shouldn't blame himself for this and that there was nothing he could have done differently. They keep him as a kid in all the 'best' ways.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ok, it's now officially head canon that Rhodey has been a Skrull ever since he stopped being Terrance Howard, and everyone has just been too woke to say anything because all black guys look the same or something.

Another black man that couldn't achieve anything on their own? Doesn't seem very woke.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Tom Holland's character is the schizo male equivalent of a zoomer druggie BPD whore.

Jesus christ what is wrong with modern Hollywood (and don't say Jews, they always ran it)? In the past this shit was basically done solely to actors who either went out of fame or couldn't get into the couch. Now multi million dollar actors who's image is as sanitized as humanely possible act in degenerate shit that will stain their career forever for the chance to be seen as mature, since GoT caused everyone to think it's only art if a person gets fucked in the ass.

 

[The Nothingness]

He needs to post pussy receipts to prove he's straight from now on.

Tom dressed in drag. He's been compromised by the degeneracy.

Spoiler: MY EYES!

 

[newuser131]

in hindsight, spider-man joining the mcu was a mistake.

the larger marvel universe takes away from spider-man's charm. he is a street level hero who stops bank robbers and petty thugs. spider-man works better with the other street level characters like daredevil and luke cage rather than A-listers (in the fictional world of marvel) iron man and thor. the only reason he is an avenger and rubs elbows with captain america is because spider-man is the most popular marvel character irl and the normie audience expects to see all the popular characters in the avengers.