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Stoked for She-Hulk.

I've heard the MCU was willing to bend its source materials and this is a case of it. The way Endgame and Thor 3 are built, it would have made more sense to make Valkyrie into Lady Thor. Sure, it takes away from the specialness of being chosen by Mjolnir, but Tessa Thomson is more suited for that kind of action-heavy, tough girl kind of role. Natalie Portman just isn't built to be burly.
The "Foster Thor" comics end in her eventually dying from the cancer and being reincarnated as a Valkyrie, which I assume is how the movie is going to play out. There's also allegedly a lesbian plotline in this, and I just assumed that would also explain that; Thor gets over Jane (Sif is supposed to be in this too so I'm thinking they get together) and Jane dykes out with "The King" and that writes her out of the series with a nice bow.
 
This was all I needed to see to know I won't be watching She Hulk.

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Okay I am missing the part where Wanda actually had real kids with Vision. In WandaVision they're made up by her, and in Dr. Strange she tard raging over figments of her imagination.
The problem is, like her comic book counterpart (and Strange's for that matter) her powers are incredibly ill-defined, so she winds up able to do (and not do) whatever the plot demands

This was all I needed to see to know I won't be watching She Hulk.

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Ha ha, funny joke with that a Sims 2 screenshot.
 
Ah, well, at least we'll have 87000 more YouTube videos from goony beard men autists screeching about how much better the comic in 1993 was or something.
Her storyline is interesting. It starts off in a serious tone, turning into She Hulk by getting a blood transfusion from Bruce Banner after being shot by a mobster. The late 90s run of her story is cheeky fun, fourth wall breaking, self-aware and definitely more enjoyable than when Deadpool tries the same sort of shtick. This version seems to be following the 2000 version where she's similar to Ally McBeal. At least she looks like a woman here and not as horrible as some comic artists have recently drawn her. I'll download it, but I don't expect much. I wonder if Morbius will show up, since she defends him as a client in the comics.
 
For as much shit Rob Liefield gets, at least his version of Deadpool was a professional merc who didn't speak much. Since Marvel UK's Death Head already filled that spot of not female snark machine.
 

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Good lord. The next installment in the MCWU. Any chance it will be watchable?

Ah, well, at least we'll have 87000 more YouTube videos from goony beard men autists screeching about how much better the comic in 1993 was or something.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gim2kprjL50
"Being a superhero is for billionaire narcissists'"

I would really appreciate it if Phase 4 would stop utterly shitting on former heroes or saying they were somehow inferior to the new shit. It’s getting really old.
 
"Being a superhero is for billionaire narcissists'"

I would really appreciate it if Phase 4 would stop utterly shitting on former heroes or saying they were somehow inferior to the new shit. It’s getting really old.
It doesn't even make sense, the Earth has been invaded twice & both time a billionaire narcissist saved them while putting his life on the line.
 
"The left can't meme" applies to filmmaking as well. Want to show a man misses his dead wife? wolverine-touches-photo.jpg

Consider the screenshot that dropped today and weep. I'll watch it for a laugh.

They should just go full Kingdom Come. Honestly they have so many alternate angles to explore on their heroes it is genuinely mystifying why they don't do it. Joker was very fresh but it wasn't even based on a story. Marvel sort of locked themselves into a formula but WB can do whatever at this point since people have given up hope of a DC universe.
Kingdom Come would be great on film. If WB would get it's head out of it's ass, follow the storyline, wait a few years for people to not be sick of capeshit, and bring back Cavill it could be fun. But that will never, ever happen.
 
"Being a superhero is for billionaire narcissists'"

I would really appreciate it if Phase 4 would stop utterly shitting on former heroes or saying they were somehow inferior to the new shit. It’s getting really old.
It's not even correct. Captain America was low middle class, same with Spiderman. Thor is an alien god, Hawkeye is middle class and Antman is a criminal. You have Doctor Strange, who is a world class surgeon so rich but not much of a millionaire, and that Nigger hero who's ironically fits that title. So really it's a barb towards Tony Stark, who sacrificed himself for the survival of humanity. Great job Marvel at shitting on the emotional peak of your entire franchise.
 
I think Universal owns the Hulk so Disney cannot make a movie starring the character at this point.
Yeah iirc the way that particular deal goes if it's a Hulk movie it's subject to the ownership conflicts, if it's somebody else and Hulk just happens to be prominently featured along with somebody then it's all marvel
 
She Hulk has CW level CGI and design.

She Hulk should at minimum look like a fitness model. This just looks like a tall lanky bitch who's green.

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Where's the muscle definition/tone? It's animation for the love of Christ, it's not like a woman actually had to put some effort in for the body
 
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