Lolcows you miss/missed

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Korilakkuma said:
Whatever happened to that German woman who was obsessed with Timon and I think meerkats in general? All I really remember about her is she hated the Lion King stage musical, drew a lot of weird r34, and raged at this kid who got bitten by a meerkat or something.
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Oh! Do you mean Atimon?
I actually remembered her too when i browsed through the thread,
no idea what she's up to, seems like she quitted.

mixed her up with dolphy at first, with whom she was bff or something.
 
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While I actually like new Chris as he's actually going out, doing productive things and sort of having a life... I will admit that I miss hearing about the autistic sperg that wrote Sonichu, used attraction signs for needing a boyfriend-free girl, and recorded songs with Sonichu and the Hedgehog Boys.

But hey, props to him for actually sorta moving on with his life!

As for cows that are well and truly gone... I do miss Golden Knight. He was the funny kind of creepy weird. He was a self-admitted pedo but he was so ludicrously incompetent and hilarious in his self-righteousness that you couldn't help but laugh. I miss him. mrz and the other new pedos aren't nearly as fun.
 
I miss Radio Graffiti (Ghost) and Fact Zone (Jace). I like that kind of viewer interaction, and while both did get their fair share of wiins, some people struck gold with them.
 
A lot of lolcows that I miss didn't actually go anywhere, they just stopped producing as much content.

I think the rare, sporadic updates from Deagle Nation are the most depressing, though.
 
I learned about True Capitalist Radio a few months after the final broadcast, so I never got to experience it live.
Same with Chris, I started learning about him in late 2012, so I also didn't experience any of the big sagas.
 
I feel sad that I missed out on Deagle Nation. Before it was revealed that it was some elaborate comedy act, I wanted to check it out but I didn't know where to start. It still sounds hilarious though and I plan on watching all the videos eventually but I feel like it's never gonna be the same anymore now the cat's out of the bag.

Ubiquitous said:
SephirothsGirl/Slave/Waifu and NuttyMadam, although her last vid was 6 months ago so she hasn't fallen into obscurity quite yet.
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NuttyMadam back in 2008, when Twilight was very popular was fucking hysterical. UMAZING BOOOOOK! And that one video where she was watching the trailer for the first movie and she had to pause the video every two seconds cause she was gonna have a heart attack. Man, I can't believe she's still somewhat active in 2015.
 
Everyone who was involved in the Great Sonic-cide of 2007 and old school Snapesnogger drama was hilarious.

Zeriara and Adiago/Sevva-Phoenix will always have a special place in my memory for just how easy it was to make them meltdown and flip their shit.
 
Ubiquitous said:
NuttyMadam, although her last vid was 6 months ago so she hasn't fallen into obscurity quite yet.
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TheMightyMonarch said:
NuttyMadam back in 2008, when Twilight was very popular was fucking hysterical. UMAZING BOOOOOK! And that one video where she was watching the trailer for the first movie and she had to pause the video every two seconds cause she was gonna have a heart attack. Man, I can't believe she's still somewhat active in 2015.
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Nuttymadam is one of my favorite lolcows and her reaction videos are one of my guilty pleasures. :oops: My top favorites, however, are:

Fuck you, Stephen King
Fuck you, Breaking Dawn haters
Twilight is based on "science"
Fuck you, Kristen

I really wish there was something else for her to latch on to these days. Everything she does now is post screencaps of her characters from (World of Warcraft? I don't know the game) to her Twitter.

I was kind of hoping she'd get into 50 Shades of Grey as much as she obsessed over Twilight. When Twilight was finally over, I was saddened by the fact her videos just wouldn't be the same anymore... Why can't there be a new passion for her to spaz over? (:_(

I guess I find crazy rabid fans very entertaining in general.
 
Blazesonic/Sonic2007/Rebirth08/his-world-1225 (and one or two other aliases I forget.)

He was a Sonic sperg who was the subject of trolling by /co/ and ebaums around 2007 (of course, though he'd flew under the radar for a couple of years prior IIRC) due to his hideous Sonic-Kingdom Hearts-Pokemon-Naruto, etc. crossover comic called "Sonic Hearts" starring his even more hideous OC "Sonic Thorndyke". To say the least, I cannot believe this character wasn't an ironic parody:

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He defended his works zealously and declared a short-lived "war" on Anonymous with his handful of asspatters after someone got into his first account by guessing his password. His sensitivity to criticism was exceptional for an otherwise standard tartlet; quantities of negative criticism or trolling you could count on one hand was enough to make him utterly implode, which earned him some notoriety in his circles.

After his first two accounts were hacked, I believe he returned to remake Sonic Hearts digitally but folded before the end of the year because the continued trolling and drifting away from his few allies frustrated him. Early the following year, he resurfaced to post assorted Sonic Hearts crap and work on a hideous new hand-drawn comic called Destiny. I remember the hilariously bad colouring made the protagonists look like old people with psoriasis:

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He gave up on it quickly. It didn't help his image that Chris was fully emerging as a cow at that point, having been discovered around the time Blazesonic was being trolled. I attribute that to why interest in trolling him sputtered out by '09. Last I heard of him in late 2008 he was trying to decide which of his terrible comics to abandon next.

Don't know what became of this silly sucker. His ED article hasn't been updated in about six years but as far as I know he closed up his last DA account and fell off the radar, either because there was nobody to document him or he gave up on DA for good.

There's not much to him per se, but he indirectly led me to Chris and much of the spergery in the Sonic fandom I hadn't been aware of. He was also a fanboy of Bleedman, a pedo webcomic artist who got somewhat famous.
 
It's debatable whether this guy constitutes a lolcow or a genius troll but there are a couple of factors that make me lean towards the former label. You can decide for yourselves what you think he is.

The person in question was called Supershadow (powerword: Mickey Suttle) and he claimed to be a personal friend of George Lucas and privy to insider knowledge about the making of the Star Wars films (he popped up around the time the Prequels were still being made). He operated a website imaginatively titled Supershadow.com where he would post "spoilers" and other updates about the films. Almost all of the information he provided turned out to be incorrect and even when it was correct it was usually only because an actual insider had leaked something.

While it was pretty obvious the guy was full of shit there was a massive debate amongst Star Wars fans over whether he was for real. This eventually caught the attention of someone at Lucasfilm who was quick to clarify (to the surprise of no-one) that Supershadow wasn't involved with them and never had been. This should have been the end of it, but Supershadow refused to drop the charade and, incredibly, there were still fans who believed he was genuine.

The hilarity didn't stop when the Prequels were over either. Supershadow began posting information about a Star Wars sequel trilogy including plots for the three films and synopses for the trailers. These were incredibly poorly written and had numerous factual errors relating to Star Wars lore but there were still people who bought it. There were also some announcements uploaded about a fifth Indiana Jones film and maybe a few other Lucasfilm properties but I can't remember them exactly.

When Disney bought Lucasfilm and announced an actual sequel trilogy was on the way, not to be deterred, Supershadow simply modified his sequel trilogy plots so that it read the Disney logo would appear at the beginning. Clever eh?

And that's not all. There was a section on the webpage called "Supershadow's Super Hot Girlfriend" (or something like that) which linked to pictures of various models Supershadow had nicked off other websites and claimed were his girlfriends. I heard that he was being sued by one of the women who's photo he used but I'm not entirely sure that's true.

Supershadow's website is gone but it's been archived and there's even an article about it on Wookieepedia: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/SuperShadow. Other than that, he seems to have disappeared off the web. Not gonna lie, I would've loved for him to start the whole cycle of pretending he was an insider on the new films again but it seems he's gotten bored of that act. Or maybe Disney are harder on this kind of thing than Lucasfilm and have taken more decisive measures against him...

EDIT: Check out the talk page of the Wookieepedia article to see some glorious autism: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:SuperShadow
 
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I don't know if they've ever been brought up here before, but there was this person on DeviantArt who was obsessed with the Pokemon, Pichu. I think every one of their drawings was of Pichu or other Pokemon. I recall back when there was a suggestions forum, they had posted that making fun, or drawing hate art, of Pichu should be a bannable offense. Which of course meant that tons of people decided to draw Pichus getting horribly mangled in combat for the sole purpose of riling this guy up. Which worked very well. Somewhere in his manic ranting at "haters", he let loose that he did, in fact, want to fuck a Pichu.
I can't for the life of me remember his username. We had a lot of interesting people on the radar back in the good ol' days of the Complaints Forum and Butthurt Brigade. They never lasted long though.
 
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