Looking back, Hannibalthevictor13/HannibalBarca was a laughingstock on YouTube for several years before everyone figured out he was a pedo and already known to many as being a perv. I miss how pompous and pseudointellectual he'd act all the time in his videos and how much of an ass he'd be to those who disagreed with him. When you get your ass handed to you by Jordan Owen of all people, it really says a lot. I think he would have been a great one to cover, even though his videos could get long as fuck. I regret not doing that much much earlier like even in the summer. The fun was always in his comment sections and anyone you ask who had interactions with him before will be able to tell you a lot about what he was like.
I actually do not MISS this special lolcow. Only want more information about what was going on there. This shit just took my poor innocence.
Really need to talk about that, I’m so sorry my dear Kiwi brothers and sisters. This is not a pleasant ride.
Also... If you know more about this horrifying creature, please let me know. (Or better not? I am not sure)
Said user seemed to have their whole family registered on Furaffinity. That fact and the comments they exchanged were cringeworthy enough. But the artwork just blew my mind and threw me into the realm of nightmares.
This user wrote a lot about themselves being a sick (?) girl who is completely underweight, while having double D boobs. Also being incontinent (also a fetish) and living at home with their wife (?) and family. They said a lot of stuff, and overtime it changed. "I have a plush lion that weights 3 pounds." One journal entry later it was a "plush lion that weights 7 pounds". "I have some 0 and size 2 hips". One journal later it was "size 0 and size 0 hips".
Nightmare fuel at its best.
It was terrifying, but I wanted to know more. Dumb me.
Just check out the following pictures. I think the rest explains itself.
But be careful now, very NSFW content! There also is a high chance you will need a therapist after this.
Watersports, vaginas between their breast, underweight and nearly dying characters with double D tits, diapers, "lesbians", christianity and INSANITY. It is just... so much wrong in one picture.
Picture description:
"This is me everyone, doing what EVERY fur will do, in true form!
I'm marking my turf! As i love my own urine/pee on me and other things.
I make good use of my incontinence, as I "leak" all of the time but if I really wana wett soak my self, all I have to do is "touch" my vagina just a little, and its a sudden flood of pee! Shell is the same way, all i have to do is touch her and she is pee wett all over! I'm being honest, Luvv meh pee! I know I'm not the "and quote" typical leopard girl, but I'm fun to be with!! Its a warm wett fun time! So, come and join me, oh and thats what I meant by my saying that "I'm hard core into water sports"!!
Enjoy the view everyone!
yeah as a hard core lioness fur, i'm known for peeing in public to mark turf!
i have no qualms about it, i use my incontinence for what its good for!"
please keep in mind that her "mother" always comments under her pictures. Also under this fetish pictures. Since here it was obvious that ONE person was behind all the accounts (of "Saber", her "wife", her "father" and her "mother"), but she kept up the act. Also nobody thought it would be fishy, what shocked me the most.
Picture description:
"Yes everyone, this is me and my leopardess wife, Shelly!
We are in the process of making out, as I'm licking deeply her left breast, which is making her pee all over her self as it is me too, her chest 4 slits that look like vagina's are bleeding out very heavily, as you can see it pool and gush out all over inside her PVC vinyl top, staining it, and leaking through! this always happens when we get to gether to make love! we do "paw play" for some two hours building up to climax the go for it, ball's to the wall!
I'm squirting blood from my chest slit between my boobs as you can see a long trail of blood in the air!
Again I drew this with a mouse and colored it the same!
So everyone, enjoy the view, Shell loves me to exposay, our intimacy!
This was drawn after the original deal as we made out before I drew it!!"
Picture description:
"[O] Camera Shot Of My Mommy Lion "Nursing" Me, As I'm 15 Years Old But By Torrean Nature Nursing Can Go On Forever, Literally. There Is NO Age Limit On Torra Between Mothers And Daughters, Or Sisters, Aunts Ect.
This Makes For Tight Powerful Strong Relationships!"
in 2010 the account got banned after the "girl" seemed to have died due to heart failure. (See her Wikifur link above)
In 2012 they appeared again... crazy as ever: http://www.psychforums.com/blog/SaberLeopardess816/whoo_oh_yeahǃǃǃ_its_all_goodǃ_b-1986.html
"She" had a new blog where they claimed to be back. They posted some new pictures on another account if I remember it right.
I was frightened as shit.
So I asked some people and they told me the following:
That this "girl" actually is an old and mentally sick dude. He did this act to collect the phone numbers of naive dumb girls within the Furry community. The character "Saber" actually was fake all along. Sadly he succeeded and collected a lot of phone numbers. FA realized this when it was too late and banned him and all of his other accounts (aka the accounts of "Saber’s" family).
I got this information from somebody but can’t tell you if it is the truth or not.
So that’s it. He is still out there, kids. Be afraid! Don’t give batshit insane people on the internet your phone number. Just saying.
Also if you want to help me, get me a therapy. I need it pretty bad after this shit. Alcohol will work fine, too.
Then you, good sir, are hardcore and deserve a medal!
And yes, the colors lead to eye cancer. The color choice alone is pretty disturbing. With the content and the writing it turns into the finest nightmare fuel.
They're still around, but the saltiness and drama whoring has largely stopped. Arch mainly just posts sports videos that nobody watches, and UTF doesn't really have much of a following anymore.
Funnily enough, I actually used to have UTF on my friends list on Facebook. He posted some salty, attention-whoring status and was getting mostly asspats in the comments. I decided to call him and his supporters out, and he actually responded to me personally with some fallacious argument. I replied back, poking holes in his logic, and he just went silent (and later deleted the comment chain). I used to have screencaps, but unfortunately I lost them a while back when my hard drive crapped out on me. I realize the whole "pics or it didn't happen" thing is probably in effect, but I swear that this really happened.
Back in 2013, I had UTF on my list because I was a fan of his videos. Most of what he posted was liberal bullshit, that I could've argued with, but didn't feel like starting shit.
He and his girlfriend had their house broken into, and he was understandably shaken up. He made a post on Facebook that was pretty much your generic "worst thing happened today. Don't ask" post. Naturally, people in the comments section were speculating on what could've happened, and calling him an attention whore. Only a few details were public, after all.
Later, UTF made another post pretty much calling his supporters idiots for thinking that he was trying to get attention, and speculating on what had happened. Seeing as how his original post on the matter was pretty attention whorey, I posted a comment saying how they were only calling him an attention whore because of how he worded his initial post, and that maybe he could've worded it a bit better. I tried to be as polite as I could
Of course, this pissed off his asspatters, and they all ganged up on me to tell me how stupid I was and how much I sucked. I didn't really respond until UTF himself replied to me. I can't remember anymore exactly what he said, but it was something to the effect of "for who? You?" in reply to my suggestion that he word his posts better.
I replied to him saying that while I personally didn't care what he did on his profile, it was still pretty stupid of him to make such a vague post that's just begging for asspatting replies, then get pissed off when people think he's just attention whoring. That pretty much put a stop to the whole discussion. Neither UTF or his asspatters replied again, and the post got deleted a couple hours later. I did screencap it, but again, I don't have them anymore because my hard drive was a PoS. Sorry for that.
Though, I did manage to save another screencap I took of him being a salty liberal and getting shut down. The context was that some teacher got fired because the school found out that she'd posed for Playboy before becoming a teacher. He never responded beyond his initial comment and deleted it shortly after getting these replies:
I also miss Gene Ray, the Time Cube guy and Donny Long, the PornWikiLeaks guy. Both of them seem to have dropped off the face of the earth and may or may not be dead.
UPDATE: Donny Long's still around and just as crazy as ever. He now has his own thread here.
donny has degenerated into a full blown porntroll. his pornwikidix website is a joke. all he does is bait victims into requesting removal of their wiki and that starts the attack. seriously fuct up dude.
I miss Kevin Havens. Slight powerlevel but I remember being on SomethingAwful when he started taking notice of it and reacting hilariously. He's kinda boring these days.
Also from SA though I can't remember his name, was a person of interest who showed up in their own internet laughingstocks boards notorious for being serial killer-esque. He had stalked multiple girls and ran a blog that mostly talked about how he lived in a van, liked underage girls, and had crossed state lines to fuck a minor. I really don't know what happened to him but I kind of wish I did. He was the kind of cow you really hope ends up in jail.
(this particular thread was popular in 2010/2011, if that helps anyone?)
For those who don't know (or are too lazy to go to the link), Pranknet was a group of prank callers who were rather infamous in that online community because their calls took things farther than most. They'd have people break windows, drink pee, set off alarms, etc. One guy even got someone to drive a truck into a building. Their calls were controversial, though I personally think that a lot of them were pretty funny.
They were still a bunch of cows, though, to varying degrees; some were standard lolcows, while others were straight-up horrorcows.
The leader, Tariq Malik ("Dex") turned out to be a 25-year-old NEET and internet tough guy who left his house so infrequently that a lot of the neighbors thought that his mother lived alone. He also apparently mooched off of the other group members, and relied on them to buy him shit and pay his rent.
Other members ended up being pedos and registered sex offenders. One posted a bunch of homophobic shit online, but was said to be a regular at one of his local gay bars.
Pranknet isn't active anymore, but their pranks did manage to be entertaining despite the lolcow statuses of its members. I'd like to see them come back, sans pedos.
Reichu. If you've never heard of her, she was the webmistress of a large Neon Genesis Evangelion fan site and surrounded herself with a legion of asspatters. She was known for a number of strange things. First, she really hated Rei Ayanami, one of the two lead female characters of the show (despite what her screen name might indicate; she actually named herself after Raichu, not Rei) and anyone who shipped her with the lead male character Shinji Ikari. Second, her very strange theories about the show, such as the gay male character Kaworu Nagisa actually being a girl disguised as a boy. Finally, she drew porn of the robots having sex, and actually seemed to be attracted to them... somehow.
He was a competitive Smash Bros player who was also a drama queen, and he actually got banned from tournaments for a while because he kept picking fights with people on Smashboards. All of his posts were famously archived in a file called "evidence.zip" and even today he still gets ".zip" jokes directed at him because of that. He's obviously still around, that esports visa petition that was making the rounds a while back was for him, but now he's considered one of the best Melee players worldwide and the days of actively trolling him are sorta in the past.
He was a competitive Smash Bros player who was also a drama queen, and he actually got banned from tournaments for a while because he kept picking fights with people on Smashboards. All of his posts were famously archived in a file called "evidence.zip" and even today he still gets ".zip" jokes directed at him because of that. He's obviously still around, that esports visa petition that was making the rounds a while back was for him, but now he's considered one of the best Melee players worldwide and the days of actively trolling him are sorta in the past.
Speaking of Smash players, Mew2King interrupting an event being streamed to 6,000+ people to pay tribute to his imaginary dead catfish asian e-gf was hilarious and sad.
I'm not sure exactly how much he'd count as a lolcow, but I miss Frank Garrett (aka "Duncan"). He was a famous victim of the soundboard prank call community who was well-known for his quick-witted responses. Unfortunately, he died a couple years ago.
I miss deerhoof/Kiki Reed when she was still on tumblr. She gained e-fame for being conventionally attractive and then ran an online store selling her old flea market pieces as well as a scattering of attempted crowdfunding schemes, avoided the very high number of customer service complaints and essentially scammed tons of people out of money for products they never received (myself included; although I evetually received a damaged package of a dollar-store hodgepodge passed off as a skin-care kit over a year after I ordered it when the estimated time was 2-3 weeks) and spent the money on shitty tattoos. She doesn't have much of an internet presence now, but good for her I guess.
EDIT: How could I forget, she's also responsible for the infamous "sucks is a slur" tumblr post.
