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PLEASE let this be the one time Christine holds down a job.
Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison
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I’d be amazed if Chris doesn’t spend most of his time in solitary, much less hold down a job.PLEASE let this be the one time Christine holds down a job.
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Are solitary confinement inmates even allowed to work a prison job? Because that's the only place I imagine our not-so-beloved autist at, outside a coffin. Suffice to say, he will have nothing to return to; as pointed out a page ago, Barb could go out of her way to purge the CWC out of her life. The Classic shirt was only the first step.
Regarding the car, I'm surprised nobody torched the damn thing.
If Russia of all the places (Kerch and Kazan, specifically) has recently had school shootings happening , I'd be surprised if some nutcase won't take up arms and shoot up Manchester High, just to get his hands into Christory.
Regarding the car, I'm surprised nobody torched the damn thing.
If Russia of all the places (Kerch and Kazan, specifically) has recently had school shootings happening , I'd be surprised if some nutcase won't take up arms and shoot up Manchester High, just to get his hands into Christory.
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I’ll tell you what happens to the car: towed, impound, sold at auction and probably sent to a scrap yard where where people pick it apart to get working parts to fix their own cars. They would try to tell the owner when they do it, but they send letters to the last known address; Chris is in jail and Barb is probably in a nursing home. Chris won’t be getting his car back, but they probably threw his toys from the car in some locker for him, so he could possibly get that back.
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Right now the car appears to be in Barb's possession (according the recent leaks being spotted at the da hoard) so it's safe from ending up in the scrap yard for now at least.
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You know for a fact people will be writing Chris if he goes to prison. Weens and YouTubers will 100% send him mail so he can send them letters and possibly drawings and exchange for commissary. Weens will do this to try and get in his good favor and end up in christory has his prison correspondent and YouTubers will use him for easy content.PLEASE let this be the one time Christine holds down a job.
You can get many things in prison from commissary not just food.
You can get a TV or a radio.
My uncle in prison even has an Xbox 360 that cost him 10 times more than if he bought it on the outside. So Chris will be able to enjoy himself with gaming if he saves up his commissary.
Tldr weens and YouTubers will send Chris commissary and exchange for letters and artwork in order to farm him for easy content and possibly a place in Christory.
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If Chris gets past this I hope he will turn his life around.
Anyone remember Ulillillia? He has many parallels to Chris-Chan, though I think he is not interested in sex. Uli gave himself a new name, and he wrote a nigh-unreadable book about his Mary Sue OC named Knuckles. He stagnated for over a decade, eating thoroughly degreased cheese pizza and playing video games repetitively for many hours at a time. He eventually overcame some of his phobias and got a job at Wal-mart. Later he achieved the seemingly impossible task of acquiring a driver's license and moved out of Minot to Florida. I think he's still working at a Wal-mart there, living as Nick Smith, and is looking for a higher paying job at a different store such as Aldi, since it is so easy to find such jobs these days.
If Nick Smith could do all that maybe Chris could as well. He'd probably get fired from the first few jobs, as he was fired from Wendy's in 2001, but hopefully he'll find one eventually where he can manage himself well enough to stay employed.
Employment could be a condition of probation. Like he has to fill out a certain number of applications per week and accept any offers of employment. He'll probably have to get his own place too since I doubt the court will allow him to move back to 14 BC, at least while his mother is there, and it will likely be auctioned off after her death anyway.
When Chris first was discovered by the Internet, in 2007, the economy was about to go to shit. I had a STEM degree and couldn't find work outside of grocery stores. In 2008 dozens of people would line up just to compete for one or two openings at McDonald's. But now it is an employee's market. No one is applying to minimum wage jobs so entry level employers are having to beg people to apply and offer higher wages and even sign on bonuses. I work in healthcare now and recruiters are offering me $10,000 sign on bonuses. I'm sure Chris could find some places to attempt to work now once he gets out of prison or jail.
Anyone remember Ulillillia? He has many parallels to Chris-Chan, though I think he is not interested in sex. Uli gave himself a new name, and he wrote a nigh-unreadable book about his Mary Sue OC named Knuckles. He stagnated for over a decade, eating thoroughly degreased cheese pizza and playing video games repetitively for many hours at a time. He eventually overcame some of his phobias and got a job at Wal-mart. Later he achieved the seemingly impossible task of acquiring a driver's license and moved out of Minot to Florida. I think he's still working at a Wal-mart there, living as Nick Smith, and is looking for a higher paying job at a different store such as Aldi, since it is so easy to find such jobs these days.
If Nick Smith could do all that maybe Chris could as well. He'd probably get fired from the first few jobs, as he was fired from Wendy's in 2001, but hopefully he'll find one eventually where he can manage himself well enough to stay employed.
Employment could be a condition of probation. Like he has to fill out a certain number of applications per week and accept any offers of employment. He'll probably have to get his own place too since I doubt the court will allow him to move back to 14 BC, at least while his mother is there, and it will likely be auctioned off after her death anyway.
When Chris first was discovered by the Internet, in 2007, the economy was about to go to shit. I had a STEM degree and couldn't find work outside of grocery stores. In 2008 dozens of people would line up just to compete for one or two openings at McDonald's. But now it is an employee's market. No one is applying to minimum wage jobs so entry level employers are having to beg people to apply and offer higher wages and even sign on bonuses. I work in healthcare now and recruiters are offering me $10,000 sign on bonuses. I'm sure Chris could find some places to attempt to work now once he gets out of prison or jail.
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If somebody gave Chris a job where all he had to do was take a shit once a day, he would stress sigh, drag his feet, and find a way to fuck it up.
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He'd try to smuggle a Lego set up his ass and it'd get stuck.
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Or he'd shit himself and do nothing. That stuff might fly in 14BC, but customers in Burger King tend to get a bit disgusted.
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why the fuck do dumbasses on this site think people "grow out" of being trans?
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Full disclosure, I completely support a person's right to freely express their sexuality and think the construct of traditional gender is a dated and culturally irrelevant idea.
I have my doubts about Chris's motivations regarding sexuality. His presentation of his transition has been solely focused on getting laid by women. He is an autistic incel looking for a way to get china. He has co-opted the struggle of the LGBTQ community and basks in the special attention he gets. He is a narcissistic megalomaniac focuses on one goal, touching girls.
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Chris openly admitted that he transitioned because he didn't want lesbians to have an excuse for rejecting him. It's 100% predatory. If he could somehow address the majorly fucked up attitude that he has toward women, he might detransition. Huge "if" there though, because that would take infinitely more self awareness than he's capable of.
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I, too, would love to see Chris improve himself thanks to this whole disaster. It would be nice if an extended separation from toys and cartoon ponies could get him to start living in reality again. If he's not in solitary confinement, maybe he'll be forced to improve his human interaction skills in order to keep himself safe.
But a job? That's a tough one. I think I'd happily do a job in prison to stave off boredom, but Chris would probably rather sit and dream of other dimensions.
I worked with handicapped people in Japan for a while. One interesting thing they do over there is give them a menial task to help kickstart that feeling of being useful. They'd spend their day in a sort of mentally handicapped "daycare", where they're tended to and fed, but for a few hours each day they do something like crush cans for recycling or assemble cheap plastic dollar store toys. It's stuff a regular person or a machine could do faster and better, but the patients seemed to enjoy having a simple activity and a purpose.
I wonder if that's how you deal with Chris after prison. Give him a mindless, easy task in group home where there's no customer interaction and very little way to mess up... because "even a retard could do it".
But a job? That's a tough one. I think I'd happily do a job in prison to stave off boredom, but Chris would probably rather sit and dream of other dimensions.
I worked with handicapped people in Japan for a while. One interesting thing they do over there is give them a menial task to help kickstart that feeling of being useful. They'd spend their day in a sort of mentally handicapped "daycare", where they're tended to and fed, but for a few hours each day they do something like crush cans for recycling or assemble cheap plastic dollar store toys. It's stuff a regular person or a machine could do faster and better, but the patients seemed to enjoy having a simple activity and a purpose.
I wonder if that's how you deal with Chris after prison. Give him a mindless, easy task in group home where there's no customer interaction and very little way to mess up... because "even a retard could do it".
People actually DO de-transition sometimes. It's the autism that people don't grow out of.
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They don’t. However there are some that just jump on to the next hot thing and treat trans as some kind of fad or trend. Or have these ridiculous delusions of sleeping with lesbians and live out “yuri fantasies” or in “transmen” cases live out “yaoi fantasies”.
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He never had anything much to begin with.
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Don't the prison jobs pay like 25 cents an hour or something outrageously low like that? Chris is never gonna save enough for a prison PS4 and is too uggo to get a daddy in there so he's fucked.
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Just hope Covid restrictions won't be a thing by the time CWC is released; I heard this Russian 'Reeflay' guy did some spicy streams before he got locked up. Such an international dream team is sure to generate this panopticon.