Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[GumballFapper]

Why hasn't Null or anyone ever talked Chris into streaming? It seems like that would be an easy way for him to make a living (don't act like you wouldn't watch). He just needs someone who can manage the technical side of things.

If you mean chat streams, he already did a lot of them on youtube with a lot of pizza calls from weens

If you mean video game streams, Arthur Spatchcock actively tried to persuade him to livestream his videogames in 2016 as an income source.
In his streams he would just sit there quietly and play Destiny and Uncharted without showing any emotion or adding any commentary, before quitting in a week due to how lazy he was
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money#Let.E2.80.99s_Plays

 

[Moppo.]

If you mean chat streams, he already did a lot of them on youtube with a lot of pizza calls from weens

If you mean video game streams, Arthur Spatchcock actively tried to persuade him to livestream his videogames in 2016 as an income source.
In his streams he would just sit there quietly and play Destiny and Uncharted without showing any emotion or adding any commentary, before quitting in a week due to how lazy he was
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money#Let.E2.80.99s_Plays

Wow that's disappointing.

I guess streaming does takes some talent/effort that's beyond Chris's capabilities, even if it's a very low threshold.

 

[Raiken]

Why hasn't Null or anyone ever talked Chris into streaming? It seems like that would be an easy way for him to make a living (don't act like you wouldn't watch). He just needs someone who can manage the technical side of things.

He did, and it's awefull.
When he is not making random noise he Will be frustrated if something is to difficult. His stream of uncharted was him doing the same level over in exact the same way while sighing all the time, and when he passed he demanded Everyone to give him 5 bucks. He also never reads comments.

If it's not videa, he "reacts" by watching pony videos while making baby noices.

 

[TheBeanz]

If Chris goes to prison instead of being put into a mental institution, when he comes out he'll most likely be homeless.

If Barb is still alive by then, she probably won't let him back into the house. If Barb dies, chances are the house will be repossessed. Where the hell else is he going to go?

 

[Sharkbait]

If Chris goes to prison instead of being put into a mental institution, when he comes out he'll most likely be homeless.

If Barb is still alive by then, she probably won't let him back into the house. If Barb dies, chances are the house will be repossessed. Where the hell else is he going to go?

CWCVille Memorial Underpass, the number one open air soup hotel in Virginia, home to the dimensional merge. Today's top menu item: Whatever the dumpster behind McDonald's has to offer.

 

[Mason Verger]

before quitting in a week due to how lazy he was

That’s what I love about Chris, as soon as something, even a hobby he loves, starts to resemble anything like work, he quits.

My favorite was when Null was on his ass about drawing commissions he already took money for, but he was too busy drawing FREE drawings for brony troons he wanted to impress. And when he did finally finish them.. he couldn’t even mail them out because he already spent every penny and couldn’t afford postage.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I am surprised no one told him to start OnlyFans.

Chris has already volunteered so much adult content either on his own for trolls gal-pals or with some prodding by sadistic weens that it brings to mind the old saying, "why buy the cow when the milk is free?"

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

guess he'll just become like that other disgusting generic tranny cunt Tooter or Tater or Dogfucker whatever it's name is

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

That’s what I love about Chris, as soon as something, even a hobby he loves, starts to resemble anything like work, he quits.

I still love that part of the Alec Benson Leary call where Chris complains that Alec keeps saying that Sonichu is his job. Chris couldn't reconcile that he wanted Sonichu to make money but that also it technically meant that working on the comic was a job, which is also probably why he stopped working on the comic for years afterwards.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"why buy the cow when the milk is free?"

That can be said about all OnlyFans thots since their nudes get leaked anyway, but there is also a factor of "this one is made for you" and people already buy Chrises "art", even though this trash is not worth any money and was made by an incestuous rapist.

 

[the khat quaffer]

people already buy Chrises "art", even though this trash is not worth any money and was made by an incestuous rapist.

Normally I'd call anyone that buys anything Chris shits out a fucking retard, but I'm starting to think they stumbled onto something. If he goes to trial or anything interesting happens, all his autographed caveman scribblings are gonna up in value.

Fuck, we might have a Charles Manson thing unfolding in real time.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Fuck, we might have a Charles Manson thing unfolding in real time.

Will Chris tattoo Sonichu on his forehead? That would be great.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Will Chris tattoo Sonichu on his forehead? That would be great.

No, but he'll carve a fucked up lightning bolt very reminiscent of the X that Manson started off with.

Then he'll carve a second lightning bolt and it'll look like some autistic swastika.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

No, but he'll carve a fucked up lightning bolt very reminiscent of the X that Manson started off with.

Then he'll carve a second lightning bolt and it'll look like some autistic swastika.

Not the first time in his life when he is called a nazi for something on his forehead.

 

[Thatz Sp0OkYBro]

On the proviso he goes into mainstream prison, alongside with his racist antics and twisted beliefs; it’s a pretty big assumption he will see the end of his sentence.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ideally? A group home with strict supervision and regular therapy appointments, hopefully enough intervention that Chris will be able to come back to reality and start piecing his life back together. Don't get me wrong, it's still Chris Chan. There isn't a lot of mileage you can get out of him. But if we could at least get him to pre-Idea Guys level of sanity that'd be a huge improvement.

 

[Plight of the Bumblebee]

No, but he'll carve a fucked up lightning bolt very reminiscent of the X that Manson started off with.

Then he'll carve a second lightning bolt and it'll look like some autistic swastika.

Damn, this new Harry Potter fanfic has a weird backstory.

 

[thatman89]

He might come back from prison and have some Internet life, but he could also be locked up for a very long time, and we might not see him on the internett. Its hard to say.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Ideally? A group home with strict supervision and regular therapy appointments, hopefully enough intervention that Chris will be able to come back to reality and start piecing his life back together. Don't get me wrong, it's still Chris Chan. There isn't a lot of mileage you can get out of him. But if we could at least get him to pre-Idea Guys level of sanity that'd be a huge improvement.

If you can cut his ego/narcissism down, maybe. I doubt with all that therapy you can get Chris back to normal. I guess there's still hope. I would say if he kept on doing what he was doing into his 50s, Chris is beyond help. With everything, it's up to the individual, and Chris has a hard time with self control (finances, common sense, decisions, bowels), and it doesn't help when the majority of Chris' life has been dominated by outside influences (his rape victim mom, trolls).

 

[Vendetta]

He'll do an AMA on Reddit and weens will ask him if he screamed JULAY while he fucked his mother, what the Merge was like, and about the time he shoved CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC up his ass.