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I was today years old when I found out the Farms is running again. Has Chris been shanked yet or is he running his own version of the Aryan Brotherhood by chance?
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He's using the Bible as his means of external stimulation, hence the Jesus larp.Part of me is legitimately curious how Chris is holding up in the psych wards where he's cut off from virtually all forms of mass pop culture consumption. So much of his identity and, moreover, the coping mechanism of CWCville being his interpretation of the cartoon reality that without a fresh flow of stuff to rip off, is Chris able to manage on what he can remember?
I was today years old when I found out the Farms is running again. Has Chris been shanked yet or is he running his own version of the Aryan Brotherhood by chance?
Bold of you to think the Barbhole isn't blown out from decades of overeating fast food.If he ever gets out he is going to be doing Barb in the arse as that little Barbussy is just not going to be tight enough anymore.
Even if it has, it’s still going to be tighter than what she pushed Chris out of.Bold of you to think the Barbhole isn't blown out from decades of overeating fast food.
Chris would have done well to have plead guilty as he would have been given a release date. By pleading fruitcake he's allowed himself to be dragged into the bowels of the justice systems mental health quagmire. While it may eventually help keep him out of actual prison its likely to get him into a psyche facility where they can hold him indefinitely until the head shrinkers decide he's no longer a danger to himself or other granny's.From my understanding of the timeline, Chris was originally booked on misdemeanor incest, screwed up the crucial six month hearing and was sent to both JMU's forensic psychology unit and Western, where he spent a short amount of time in each (indicating he's not crazy), for competency. After he returned from Western is where we he talked about how no, Barb actually groomed him because he thought her sarcasm after he paid for a prostitute in the middle of legal adventures for hitting Snyder that were costing lots of money, was actually an indication of Barb's grooming him, so it wasn't his fault. (First time Chris actually had a "defense")
After the year he spent bouncing from various psych evaluations, right back to jail is when the one year anniversary hearing came up, where his charges were brought to the grand jury, and they came back with a felony incest charge.
That's when Heilberg locked the case down and threw the autism card down. The judge granted a 1 year evaluation period until August of 2023, where it sounds like from Chris, he's waiting for Western to find him a group home where he can be placed and monitored. Heilberg's trying to see if he really is so broken that he can't function, or Chris just stays Chris.
One way or the other, Chris is still facing felony incest charges, unless something happens in that year long evaluation that Heilberg can use. Either way, it'll be two full years since he was arrested before any kind of official trial on the incest will happen, and either way, Chris's future isn't looking good.
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Remember when they booted him out of the evaluations at the very minimum amount of time? That tard out he described, where he was hogtied and pinned and put into the bondage chair was from when he found out that he was leaving Western, but instead of getting released, they were sending him right back to jail, because he wasn't crazy enough to take up a bed there.
Chris probably assumed that when they said he "was fine", it was like the therapeutic docket diversion where he talked with shrinks and professionals and they said he was fine and not a criminal, then he got movie tickets and a rose from the judge. In essence, they were saying "you're not insane, you fully understand what's going on".
It is not a guarantee that Chris will still face charges after spending a year in the tard home. A deferred disposition stops the trial, both parties agree to conditions (Chris being put in a group home), and the trial then resumes after the conditions are met. And by trial I mean only the filing of the conviction order (if Chris is guilty or not). Once the case resumesOne way or the other, Chris is still facing felony incest charges, unless something happens in that year long evaluation that Heilberg can use. Either way, it'll be two full years since he was arrested before any kind of official trial on the incest will happen, and either way, Chris's future isn't looking good.
And more specifically for autism deferral what Chris has gotten.Final disposition may include (a) conviction of the original charge, (b) conviction of an alternative charge, or (c) dismissal of the proceedings.
The entire point of the autism deferral was to give Chris another chance to escape serious charges after he didn't plea down, not to stick him in a home for a year just for fun. Reading the exact wording the prosecution could still charge Chris if they wanted to (says the court may dismiss proceedings, not must), but if they agreed to the disposition in the first place it'd be weird if they did.upon fulfillment of the terms and conditions, the court may discharge the person and dismiss the proceedings against him without an adjudication of guilt.
The problem with the autism deferral is that it really doesn't get Chris off the hook either way:The entire point of the autism deferral was to give Chris another chance to escape serious charges after he didn't plea down, not to stick him in a home for a year just for fun. Reading the exact wording the prosecution could still charge Chris if they wanted to (says the court may dismiss proceedings, not must), but if they agreed to the disposition in the first place it'd be weird if they did.
Now, if he fucks up and violates the conditions, that will be when they finally throw the book at the teflon tard, although unfortunately they still have a choice to not convict.
He's using the Bible as his means of external stimulation, hence the Jesus larp.
By pleading fruitcake he's allowed himself to be dragged into the bowels of the justice systems mental health quagmire. While it may eventually help keep him out of actual prison its likely to get him into a psyche facility where they can hold him indefinitely until the head shrinkers decide he's no longer a danger to himself or other granny's.
And by trial I mean only the filing of the conviction order (if Chris is guilty or not). Once the case resumes
The entire point of the autism deferral was to give Chris another chance to escape serious charges after he didn't plea down, not to stick him in a home for a year just for fun. Reading the exact wording the prosecution could still charge Chris if they wanted to (says the court may dismiss proceedings, not must), but if they agreed to the disposition in the first place it'd be weird if they did.
Now, if he fucks up and violates the conditions, that will be when they finally throw the book at the teflon tard, although unfortunately they still have a choice to not convict.
Chris's autism is so severe that it was a huge mitigating factor in the Barb buggery, which means he's unable to control himself, which means he's unable to function as an independent person, thus group home and treatment for the rest of his life.
Chris is actually able to adjust in a group home during the evaluation period, is able to function in a group setting, shows critical thinking abilities, is able to control himself and eventually can function independently, thus he's perfectly able to answer to the charges, thus prison stint and probation.
§ 19.2-303.6. Deferred disposition in a criminal case; persons with autism or intellectual disabilities.Your comment implies that this year long delay is to try to restore competency to then go forward with typical criminal proceedings; is this true? I was under the impression that the case has, in a practical sense been resolved and he is now facing the “consequences” under the autism deferment, with the scheduled court date to determine if that is still appropriate.
The technical language here definitely gets a little fuzzy since the point of the deferral is to give them greater flexibility than they would have if it was officially called punishment for a conviction
Again the entire point of the deferral is get him off the hook, they're not sending him to a group home just for fun. The prosecution had to agree to it, meaning they are presumably on board with not charging Chris once he's out of the home and shows improvement. The only thing that would stop Chris from getting out is Chris himself, because he won't play nice in the group home and/or try to leave it, violating the conditions of the deferral and letting the prosecution charge him. This isn't another competency evaluation, and the entire system has to go out of its way to put Chris in a home when it would be much easier to throw him in prison and be done with it.lerThe problem with the autism deferral is that it really doesn't get Chris off the hook either way:
Chris also tried to perform an exorcism on a patient he believed was being possessed by a Demon, and considering the last person he tried to heal was by raping her, I'm pretty sure there wasn't a point in keeping him around any longer since he was a danger to other patients and most likely the workers.Heilberg is throwing all his eggs in the basket into the number one option. Originally, it was believed that Chris was legitimately insane, and that was the need for all the tests by some of the top tier evaluation centers like JMU, but Chris was able to leave those places in the shortest amount of administrative time period.
His exact claim is that the staff was against the idea that an exorcism would help the patient. He didn’t say he tried to perform one or even had contact with the patient. He told a staffer she should perform an exorcism or let Chris do so, and was told to go away.Chris also tried to perform an exorcism on a patient
He wasn’t truly trying to heal her. In his words, “I was horny.” The “healing” claim was a pathetic excuse he made up later.and considering the last person he tried to heal was by raping her,
You think he saw someone having a seizure and tried to hump them?I'm pretty sure there wasn't a point in keeping him around any longer since he was a danger to other patients and most likely the workers.
Telling the staff to do the exorcism and trying to do it yourself isn't much different.His exact claim is that the staff was against the idea that an exorcism would help the patient. He didn’t say he tried to perform one or even had contact with the patient. He told a staffer she should perform an exorcism or let Chris do so, and was told to go away.
Doesn't matter what he was or wasn't trying to do, if his paper work said he claimed he was healing her by raping her, that's what the doctors/doctor/person with the whip and chair will be working with.He wasn’t truly trying to heal her. In his words, “I was horny.” The “healing” claim was a pathetic excuse he made up later.
You do realize there are other ways to be a danger to others that doesn't involve sexual assault, right? The fact Chris has a history of going into Hedgehog mode and assaulting people is known and documented, lets not act like he went to the looney bin and suddenly became some sob story who was down on his luck and behaved like a normal person who was cleared of any wrong doing when he was evaluated.You think he saw someone having a seizure and tried to hump them?
I don't think he's going to be dangerous to orderlies or staff but he could be to other tards, especially if there are any female tards allowed. They may have to find him a sex-segregated facility. He doesn't really represent much of a physical threat even if he completely tards out, but he's incredibly annoying.Chris is dangerous enough that he should have a minder who knows what he’s doing when it comes to handling adults who throw tantrums. It remains to be seen whether or not he’s too dangerous for a group home.
Chris may not attack the orderlies, but he would show them no respect. He'll throw a tantrum pretty much every time they tell him to do something like get off the community computers or take a shower, making him very annoying to deal with especially since he's less of a vegetable than the other tards in the home.I don't think he's going to be dangerous to orderlies or staff but he could be to other tards, especially if there are any female tards allowed.
I wouldn't be surprised if they throw the book at him if he's actively impeding their ability to find a home. Maybe they'll say screw it and charge him normally or just stick him in a high security facility with no say from him.If he's doing that, at the end of the year they'll probably revoke his tard dispensation from responsibility for his crimes.
Orderlies are people willing to take the shit pay to deal with dangerous tards. They could easily take their frustration out on an annoying enough tard incapable of a dangerous response.Chris may not attack the orderlies, but he would show them no respect. He'll throw a tantrum pretty much every time they tell him to do something like get off the community computers or take a shower, making him very annoying to deal with especially since he's less of a vegetable than the other tards in the home.
Belief in exorcism and demons seems crazy and antiquated to many in our time but it's more common than a lot of people think, so it's really among the least unusual things about Chris. In college I was moving into an apartment with a new roommate. He brought his church along to get the demons out because the previous occupant had played Warhammer 40K. They brought in their prophet who had a sword and a flag. People were rolling on the floor chanting in tongues and smearing olive oil on things.
I ended up leaving to a friend's place where we played F-Zero until they were gone.
The roommate is now a computer engineer at a big tech company.