Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Ophelia said:
“You should do an exorcism hmmmmyeah.”
“Go back to your corner, Chandler.”

If it happened at all (Chris lies), that’s likely what happened.
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I'm on the side of Chris telling them they should try it or let him do it and them telling him to go away, Chris only lies to make himself look good and if that where the case he'd have said how he performed a excorsisim and healed the poor tortured person possessed by whatever he's calling Satan this week - he likely toned down what they told him if anything.

He also mentioned getting in trouble two other times, the first one was when he tried to point out a dimensional portal to the guards, and the indecent towards the stay in the funny farm, he mentioned them to get sympathy and show how the guards where being mean to him.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
I wish I knew how to perform exorcisms.
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You could probably learn the basics from home. Official church-sanctioned exorcisms are something else, but information is out there.

Ewan McGregor said:
Would be fun to go around a furry/brony convention with a cross and holy water and see what happens.
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Probably just confusion. They’d either think you’re a Bible thumper who snuck in or a Supernatural fan who doesn’t realize how much they’re embarrassing themself. Waste of money.
 
Ophelia said:
You could probably learn the basics from home. Official church-sanctioned exorcisms are something else, but information is out there.


Probably just confusion. They’d either think you’re a Bible thumper who snuck in or a Supernatural fan who doesn’t realize how much they’re embarrassing themself. Waste of money.
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Now that you mention, yes.

Everywhere there is "sin", or outright sin, from casinos, to universities, to gay bars, to strip clubs to abortion clinics, it is not uncommon to find a person who actually intends to do this and is around preaching with a Bible and a cross hopeful the holy presence will make the demons who are inciting these people to commit sin to reveal themselves as they abhor the Lord and His followers and symbols.

To this day, I have never seen anything happen but these guys being ridiculed by ILJ types who unironically might actually be under demonic influence.
 
You think Chris thought the patient was possessed by an actual demon or just some evil Sonichu? Wonder if he tried to give the staff the Jesus spiel to convince them.
Drawets Rednaxela said:
I thought Warhammer was sci-fi? Or are all tabletop games Dungeons & Dragons to these idiots?
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It is sci-fi but there's also an entire faction of literal demon worshippers. Warhammer is complicated.
 
Let's be honest

Say what you want about Chris but he easily adapts to any situation
He may tard out but eventually he happily sits down and adapts to the situation
We seen him do this in jail
After a while he happily sits on his prayer rug and imagines playing with Legos
So whatever situation Chris finds himself in he will happily adapt
Homeless under a bridge he will adapt
Stuck in the nuthouse he will adapt
He will never truly face justice because he will just adapt and be ok with whatever situation he is put in
 
GypsyBard said:
Homeless under a bridge he will adapt
Stuck in the nuthouse he will adapt
He will never truly face justice because he will just adapt and be ok with whatever situation he is put in
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Get him cold and starving and see if he can adapt to that. Or, god forbid, assaulted by another homeless dude. Chris does have the ability to adapt to things like boredom, isolation, and lack of freedom; but it’s when he’s being cared for and his basic needs are met. A schedule probably helps too. But if he was truly alone without food or shelter, he would suffer.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
I thought Warhammer was sci-fi? Or are all tabletop games Dungeons & Dragons to these idiots?
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40k is sci-fi, religious sci-fi! You got the God-Emperor (Jesus) the Space marines (Templars/inquistors) and space demons (self explanatory)! Lore could be summed as a British colonization fanfiction made by edgy teenage nerds in outer space plagiarized from the Bible.
 
I think the biggest change in Chris's life when he gets out is that he'll have evaporated all good will he had left with local police.

We know he had regular run ins with the cops and we know from phone calls that Ruckersville police know him by name. We've also seen that local police were very generous him, probably because they know he's retarded. A cop once pulled Chris over for speeding so he got out of his car and repeatedly kicked the cop's car door until he left a sizable dent, and the cop just wrote his ticket and drove away.

Now that Chris has raped Barb, I think the gloves are off. Next time he decides to vandalize a police car, he's just getting tazed and arrested like everyone else
 
In addition to his fetish for old ladies, he'll keep the Dimensional Merge/I'm Sexy Jesus LARP until he is sent into a group home or he's homeless and the reality of being deprived of his Temple sinks in.

Sure, when he eventually gets a new phone and he can watch "Chris-Chan: The Comprehensive History" and contacts Praetor to get scammed over will also keep the dark reality at bay.
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
In addition to his fetish for old ladies, he'll keep the Dimensional Merge/I'm Sexy Jesus LARP until he is sent into a group home or he's homeless and the reality of being deprived of his Temple sinks in.
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I’m not sure it will. He is very good at coping and inventing scenarios in which he’s right and gets what he wants, if only in his mind. He can live in his cope pretty easily.
 
I have made peace with the thought that Chris will be one of those people they dont know what to do with in the justice system.
So he's in this infinite limbo of hearings and other dates that go on and on without end in sight.
 
Rungle said:
I have made peace with the thought that Chris will be one of those people they dont know what to do with in the justice system.
So he's in this infinite limbo of hearings and other dates that go on and on without end in sight.
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The image you're putting in my head is the judge from Chris Chan's Ultimatum:
 

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Dwight Frye said:
I take it then that Chris is the avatar of Nurgle if we’re doing the Warhammer comparison?
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You're forgetting Slaanesh, the god of hedonism and excess. He might be grimy, but his MO has always been short term indulgence.
Rungle said:
I have made peace with the thought that Chris will be one of those people they dont know what to do with in the justice system.
So he's in this infinite limbo of hearings and other dates that go on and on without end in sight.
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Being realistic for a second it is genuinely hard to think of a good spot to place Chris. He's not really neurotypical enough for prison, no matter how shitty his actions, but he's also not an empty-headed idiot that would actually benefit from a group home. I'm sure the court would have been more than happy to let him off with a misdemeanor, but that's no longer an option and they have to think of something else.
 
Jon Osterman said:
he's also not an empty-headed idiot that would actually benefit from a group home.
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It’s not so much about benefiting him as it is getting him out of the way without just dumping him like garbage onto the street where he’d be a public nuisance.

Jon Osterman said:
I'm sure the court would have been more than happy to let him off with a misdemeanor, but that's no longer an option and they have to think of something else.
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But where would he have gone?
 
Jon Osterman said:
You're forgetting Slaanesh, the god of hedonism and excess. He might be grimy, but his MO has always been short term indulgence.

Being realistic for a second it is genuinely hard to think of a good spot to place Chris. He's not really neurotypical enough for prison, no matter how shitty his actions, but he's also not an empty-headed idiot that would actually benefit from a group home. I'm sure the court would have been more than happy to let him off with a misdemeanor, but that's no longer an option and they have to think of something else.
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Chris-Chan is also a wildcard especially with his delusions. I guess it's for the best that he's drawing himself as God, chilling with Saiki K. And demanding the American version of coffee jelly once he's released with his psychic harem replenished
 
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