Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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PR7K3Z said:
Chris is going to come out a very changed individual from when he came in. He's been coddled for virtually his entire life and has rarely had, if at all, had to face the consequences of his actions. Pair this with the fact that he's never had his ass beaten before, and you got a guaranteed physical and emotionally scarring prison sentence. It's possible that Chris can adapt and learn to fit in overtime, however, with him being as slow-in-the-mind as he is, the odds of this happening are exceedingly thin.
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Ken_Penders69 said:
But now it's too late for Chris to change
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I'm holding out hope because Chris has never had 24/7 tard wrangling with people and a place that's designed to teach and help them. There's a lot of people at these places that are far worse than Chris so the staff, even shitty staff, will be able to handle Chris.

But now that his entire day is planned, Chris will be receiving help. He's never had that before in his life. Bob screaming at him or his teachers threatening him are one thing, but it never stuck because Chris would just tune it out with some distraction. Now he can't.

Full time wrangling is a new experience for Chris, and he's dumb enough to have some actually stick.
A-№1 said:
I expect a licensed private facility. That way his federal tugboat will pay for it instead of Virginia.
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Naaa just stick him in one of those crooked tard homes from 60 Minutes
 
Ken_Penders69 said:
I'm curious what's gunna happen to all of chris' video games, toys and logos. While I'm pretty sure Chris has a legal claim to those items is there a way for him to go back and collect his shit before getting the boot from the sonichu temple for good? Or would chris have to pay for a lawyer and sue barb to be allowed entry to retrieve his items or be paid a sum of cash equal to his possessions. Although if 14 branchland court was as cleared out as the rumors stated, chris' belongings may be gone for good
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Barb had Chris co-sign on the remortgaging of the house, and credit cards so whatever he owns that isn't covered in shit, cum, and Crayola© FUCKING Magic will be re-po'd.
 
Hollywood Hitler said:
Barb had Chris co-sign on the remortgaging of the house, and credit cards so whatever he owns that isn't covered in shit, cum, and Crayola© FUCKING Magic will be re-po'd.
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That's what I expect to happen. That they'd go through chris' belongings of value and any items such as his Nintendo switch or ps4 would probably be sold off. Anything gross will likely either be abandoned/absorbed into the houses trash hoard or thrown away.


I think it also would depend on who leads the charge on this? I could see a social worker being a bit more thought and letting more of chris' belongings remain. However if this is spearheaded by uncle Tom and aunt Harriet or some lawyer from the bank that owns the chandler estate, than ya everything will be gone.
 
Ken_Penders69 said:
That's what I expect to happen. That they'd go through chris' belongings of value and any items such as his Nintendo switch or ps4 would probably be sold off. Anything gross will likely either be abandoned/absorbed into the houses trash hoard or thrown away.


I think it also would depend on who leads the charge on this? I could see a social worker being a bit more thought and letting more of chris' belongings remain. However if this is spearheaded by uncle Tom and aunt Harriet or some lawyer from the bank that owns the chandler estate, than ya everything will be gone.
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If Barb has any say I'm sure they would take all his shit and sell it, unless she's afraid of what Chris would do when he gets out. She seems like the type to do anything to survive and grift a few bucks, and she obviously doesn't give a shit about worldly possessions judging by the state of the house and how chris sold Bob's possessions. This is assuming she's actually still semi-lucid and not a total zombie at this point, which she probably is.
 
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.

He his going to get in his pussy wagon S0NCHU and hit the road in the direction Magichan tells him to go. Since S0NCHU hasn't gotten proper maintenance in 15 years, he's going to break down 30 miles from the group home he's living in. Thus begins the "lot lizard saga" where he exchanges hand jobs for Legos.

This next jail letter is going to be a spergout of the ages directed at Kengle. They jail staff probably had to put him in a padded cell after he read that letter.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.
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Chris' method of killing people is using his Jesus CPU Goddess powers, much in the way he's already killed Sockness. Kengle has no chance, as Chris no longer needs a gun.

Which reminds me I wonder what Chris will do if Sockness proves that he's alive and well.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.
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I guess that could happen, Chris has Kengle's address afterall, but won't since it would require Chris to travel states to get there. Like I think Kengle lives in Georgia, that's at least a 11 hour drive from Ruckersville.
 
Ken_Penders69 said:
I'm curious what's gunna happen to all of chris' video games, toys and logos. While I'm pretty sure Chris has a legal claim to those items is there a way for him to go back and collect his shit before getting the boot from the sonichu temple for good? Or would chris have to pay for a lawyer and sue barb to be allowed entry to retrieve his items or be paid a sum of cash equal to his possessions. Although if 14 branchland court was as cleared out as the rumors stated, chris' belongings may be gone for good.
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I would pay good money to watch Chris lose his shit over his crap getting thrown out


Jeff_the_Thriller said:
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.
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Chris would get his ass kicked if he tried to assault someone who unlike Barb can actually fight back
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.
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Pretty sure sonchu belongs to barb not chris lol. Chris would have save his money and buy a new car instead of Legos and video games. Also if kengle or any of his posse fired back at chris and said "I'm gunna kill you!" Chris would likely shit his bed in fear and be too much of a coward to do anything else.

I'm willing to bet this saga plays out more like a combination of the "asperchu" and "Adam Stackhouse" sagas.

When chris gets kengles new letter he declares kengles sonichu "non-canonical" and tells people not to bother with it. A million weens tune into kengles comic and declare it the "true sonichu" chris and kengle call each other on discord and argue a bunch, Before kengle eventually gets bored and chris returns to his "do nothing" approach to the comics.
 
FamicomGorby said:
that's at least a 11 hour drive from Ruckersville.
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Chris isn't driving anywhere in the foreseeable future, and it's a much longer waddle. That's a LOT of American Rabbits.

Whatif Chris hiked waddled the Appalachian Trail?


Ken_Penders69 said:
Pretty sure sonchu belongs to barb not chris lol.
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Son-Chu belongs to the scrapyard. Hell, it may be cheap recycled hot rolled steel in India by now.
 
King Metalia said:
I would pay good money to watch Chris lose his shit over his crap getting thrown out
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Considering he had a meltdown in court when he was simply away from his junk (a move that would probably get anyone else held in contempt), I would assume the freakout knowing they're all gone would be the biggest we'd ever see from him. He might actually kill Barb over it, especially since he thinks she's already dead.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
After the last Kengle letter, I think Chris will attempt to murder Kengle. He essentially said that he is taking Sonichu from Chris. This is the greatest sin someone can commit in Chris's mind. With Kengle declared Chris's sworn blood enemy, he will set out on a path of vengeance armed with his Optimus Prime nerf dart gun.
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Kengle cucked out and didn't send the letter
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Ken_Penders69 said:
Isn't chris not at the mental hospital right now? Do they even take letters?
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As far as anyone knows he's still in the Jail of Fail waiting for space to open up in a tard home.

Sonchu is in the junkyard so let's hope whoever drives him to 14BLC sticks around long enough to get footage of him chimping out that his horde is gone.
 
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