Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

[Mariposa Electrique]

He’s such a clown! His stupid stuffy even has its own medallion!


Why do you think Chris would be in genpop and not protected? When has Chris shown an interest in being fucked by a real life non-cartoon man?

Bryan, Null, TMG, answering the door in a negligee.

 

[Meowzers]

He’s such a clown! His stupid stuffy even has its own medallion!

>stuffy
off topic but i’ve never seen anyone who wasn’t a complete degenerate pervert call a stuffed animal that

 

[Saint Agustin]

Bryan, Null, TMG, answering the door in a negligee.

You forgot Jacob Sockness. Also he wanted to fuck Josh?

 

[A-№1]

Also he wanted to fuck Josh?

Probably not. He merely called Null handsome, but I believe he was trying to wheedle something out of Null at the time, so who knows what he meant or intended by it.

 

[Male Idiot]

Some ween will couch surf him.

 

[FamicomGorby]

When has Chris shown an interest in being fucked by a real life non-cartoon man?

Well there was that time he offered bj's for cash

If Chris gets desperate I don't think him being a creepy "sex worker" that solicits people on fetlife or some shit is too far outside the realm of possibility.

 

[Ophelia]

Bryan, Null, TMG, answering the door in a negligee.

I used to think this, but it was explained to me that it’s part of his “I’m a desirable female celebrity like Katy Perry” larp. That makes more sense since he hasn’t actually gone through with it.

>stuffy
off topic but i’ve never seen anyone who wasn’t a complete degenerate pervert call a stuffed animal that

I’ll alert my nieces, who are kids.

You forgot Jacob Sockness.

Did he go through with it or did he avert it?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Somewhat. The only way out of a well is up. Your photo reminds me of those teenage chicks who are into punk but actually like their parents and don't want to embarrass them.

I don’t know about that, he’d probably wear stuff like this if they made them in adult male sizes:

 

[FinnSven]

Not so sure about that buddy
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Christ on a bike.

In the Good Old Days anyone out in public like that, outside of a carnival, would be arrested for their own safety.

 

[A-№1]

>stuffy
off topic but i’ve never seen anyone who wasn’t a complete degenerate pervert call a stuffed animal that

Those aren't degenerate perverts. They're just Australians.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Not so sure about that buddy
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I stand corrected. He'll shit his pants leggings and skirt and then do nothing. His only two pairs of pants left him long ago.

 

[Monkey Pink]

I don’t know about that, he’d probably wear stuff like this if they made them in adult male sizes:
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He wouldn't wear anything from G5 My Little Pony, remember he HATES the new movie despite never watching it, because of "da merge".

 

[King Kiwi]

I don’t know about that, he’d probably wear stuff like this if they made them in adult male sizes:
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There's something wrong with this, but I'm going to let you figure it out.

Don't be afraid to do some research.

He wouldn't wear anything from G5 My Little Pony, remember he HATES the new movie despite never watching it, because of "da merge".

You do some research, too.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

There's something wrong with this, but I'm going to let you figure it out.

Don't be afraid to do some research.

What do you mean?

 

[thebigjoel]

As Null once said, the era of Chris is over, and the mere mentioning of his name is enough to curse you. When he gets out of jail, IF he does, I doubt that he'll get much attention after 2 weeks. Maybe an interview if we're lucky.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

As Null once said, the era of Chris is over, and the mere mentioning of his name is enough to curse you. When he gets out of jail, IF he does, I doubt that he'll get much attention after 2 weeks. Maybe an interview if we're lucky.

I’d be surprised if Chris doesn’t go straight back to Tweeting as soon as he is able.

 

[King Kiwi]

What do you mean?

That other person that I quoted answered for you.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

That other person that I quoted answered for you.

Oh yeah, I knew that already I was just meaning an outfit like that in general (What with him wearing a similar pony cosplay outfit to church), my fault for not being more specific but thanks for replying.

 

[A Grey Cat]

In the Good Old Days anyone out in public like that, outside of a carnival, or some seedy gaybar in Greenwich village would be arrested forbeing a sexual deviant and a danger to the children.

FTFY.

 

[AnOminous]

Those aren't degenerate perverts. They're just Australians.

I'm failing to see the distinction. Weren't Australians sent there originally for being a race of degenerate perverts intolerable even to English sodomites?