Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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jc17 said:
After all those years of recycling, I'm sure he'll be fine.
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True but hopefully Chris will get the idea he was already a social pariah who was barley tolerated by society before. Now? Nasty looks and harsh insults from the local hick population will be the best case scenario for him.


Ironically if Chris lived in a major city like Baltimore, D. C, N. Y. C. Or even maybe Richmond or Pittsburgh, then less people would give a fuck. Him being a fat smelly poorly dressed toon would be just another face in the crowd in those places.
 
Tresspassing/Property damage maybe with a discarded shopping cart
More sex pest/proper return of hooker Pesonas, eventually ankle monitor in a group home/mental ward then sent via taxi so he can doxx all who wrote to him barring his release date from the institution isn't held back by days due to his creepy behavior/death threats to other autistics/trannies/fellow homeless JERKS.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver
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That's probably for the best.


A Grey Cat said:
Ironically if Chris lived in a major city like Baltimore, D. C, N. Y. C. Or even maybe Richmond or Pittsburgh, then less people would give a fuck. Him being a fat smelly poorly dressed toon would be just another face in the crowd in those places.
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In places like Seattle or Frisco or Portland he'd be utterly invisible.

Come to think of it, don't those towns have an overabundance of lolcows already? Maybe we should declare one a lolcow national reservation and forcibly remove all the them to there?
 
Niggaplease said:
chris will probably sexually assault another prisoner or po IF he comes out.
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Fixed it for ya.
A-№1 said:
Imagine requesting an Uber and seeing Chris roll up. "I'll walk."
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If he even does, and if he does, prepare to get doxxed. Good god, even if he isn't convicted as a SO, doubtful he would ever be able to become one knowing his controversial self.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Someone on the cwcki recently added a note saying if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver (they can supply you with a company car if you don't have one of your own, but it comes outta every fare you make) damn even the easiest tard job in the world will be denied to Chris.


There's always GrubHub or UberEATS, hell all he'll need is a bike or an electric scooter with a package Carrier on the back for that. Course they'll probably have to remind him not to eat even a single bite of the customers food.
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He couldn't handle that shit anyway. For one, he drives like a granny but crashes into shit anyway, but even if he didn't, people wouldn't put up with him fiddle-fucking around instead of getting them where they wanted to go, plus he'd creep people out with weirdness beyond what you're used to from the average cab/Uber driver.

That job also requires being willing to get up and go take a job nearly any time if you want to make any decent money at it. You also wreck your car, so unless you have some beater you can maintain cheaply, you can actually be losing money at that shit. Uber is predatory.

Also you have to be able to act independently, chart out routes efficiently, etc. which Chris absolutely can't do even with the magic GPS shit we have now.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Someone on the cwcki recently added a note saying if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver (they can supply you with a company car if you don't have one of your own, but it comes outta every fare you make) damn even the easiest tard job in the world will be denied to Chris.


There's always GrubHub or UberEATS, hell all he'll need is a bike or an electric scooter with a package Carrier on the back for that. Course they'll probably have to remind him not to eat even a single bite of the customers food.
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he's gonna eat everyone's food while driving tho
 
Arguing about Chris' job prospects is ridiculous. Chris will not work. He's even unwilling to do sonichu pages for money. He just wants to sit home at 14 blc and play with legos and hallucinate sonichus for the rest of his life.
 
Stoicism Is For Losers said:
Arguing about Chris' job prospects is ridiculous. Chris will not work. He's even unwilling to do sonichu pages for money. He just wants to sit home at 14 blc and play with legos and hallucinate sonichus for the rest of his life.
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Yeah. This is the guy who said "Working? Its not for me." "Jobs are for the mundane people, not a goddess like me."
Chris is going to get out, and if the house is still there he'll do everything he can to get back in. If the house isn't there he's going to try and save as many toys and vidya games as he can, turning his car into a rolling temple to mindless corporate consumerism. He will learn nothing from jail, believe he did nothing wrong, it was all the troll's fault he fucked his mom or whatever. Chris is perfect and can do no wrong in his eyes.
 
Why not just make an apology video for the judge when he gets out? It happened like a year ago, cmon
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Banh Xeo said:
Why not just make an apology video for the judge when he gets out? It happened like a year ago, cmon
:christine:
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He can draw himself and the judge as ponies with the judge wearing a wig and everything, proclaiming Chris innocent and issuing him a boyfriend free Barb.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
knowing the lengths that enablers go to to keep the chris sagas going, they'll raise money to buy him a trailer where he can live rent free so long as everything is streamed 24/7 on twitch
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....Sooo the Autistic/Hilbilly version of the "Truman Show"? Jeez, Kiwi Farmers/Null aren't that sadistic.
 
King Metalia said:
What kind of sadistic fuck would watch that crap.
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In no particular order: A-Logs, Weens, and enablers who would donate to chris just to get him to do unhealthy/dangerous/stupid things, Isabella, kennith, chris's orbiters, faggots that do YT channels devoted to chris, chris's pathetic 'fans,' people who want to use chris for their own means by playing along with his larp shit, twitch zombies that use it to kill the time they have on this earth, most of the people who chris talked to twitter.
And Jesus wept.
 
A weenoid will hand him a Colt Python and show him how to put it to the roof of his mouth to maximally soul bond before pulling the trigger to meet Magi-chan's embrace like Bud Dwyer.

Sad to say, that's not out of the realm of possibility. It would be horrific but merciful IMO. Some shame can only be wiped away by self-destruction.
 
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